I already hate this fucking day.

[CipherLock]

I hate people. I fucking hate them, and I'm sure that some of you are in this category - assholes.

I need a drink.

 

[CipherLock]

Allow me to elaborate.

I go to the doctor yesterday and tell him my problems, hell I even consider laying down some foundation to depression so I can get some Wellbutrin, (sp) anyfuckingway I tell him my damned sorrows and the stupid sod barely listens.

At least he wasn’t telling me 5 pounds is as good as 50. But what does he tell me in his attempt to be the ‘cool’ doctor? He tells me that he “can understand my pain, a guy has to be able to do certain things, drive his car, put on his jacket, wipe his ass”

What a jerkoff.

 

[WODIN]

I GOTTA BE ME!!! I GOTTA BE ME!!!!

 

[CipherLock]

If you were my doctor I'd at least have contact with one relatively sane person.

Ah, who the fuck am I kidding, I'm one fat dickheads smelly in-my-way attitude crossed shithead step away from loosing it.

 

[vixenbabe]

I know I could be a wonderful doctor. I listen very well to people when they have woes in their life.

Well....Only if I can stay awake during the stories!

 

[tuc biscuit]

I know I could be a wonderful doctor. I listen very well to people when they have woes in their life.

Reckon you could still keep that up with all the hours and workloads these guys shoulder?

I reckon most of them go in thinking they will be different, but soon just bacome like all the others who only care about themselves.

 

[WODIN]

If you were my doctor I'd at least have contact with one relatively sane person.

Ah, who the fuck am I kidding, I'm one fat dickheads smelly in-my-way attitude crossed shithead step away from loosing it.

If I were your doctor you would be a thorazien drip right now.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

This thread is a cry for help from a very fat man.

I too am fat and hate the world. Except for the fat part.

 

[Y_lifter]

I know I could be a wonderful doctor.

I'd finally look forward to the Digit prostate test if you were my Dr ..

I'd have concerns over testicular cancer every month as well..

 

[CipherLock]

Still here, still working with assholes, still bitter and impatient with the slobbering fucknuts I have to share a building with.

"Here do this work, it's due in three days, push eveything else aside. Oh wait you can't start that until the third day, I didn't have everything ready for you yet. But you still have to have it done that same day."

 

[onerepmaximum]

I think you should sing, "I feel pretty". Would you like another special frosted donut?

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I haven't made poops yet today. Also, I had a zit near my lip this morning.

I'm really surprised I didn't get oral sex on the way into work.

 

[digger]

Still here, still working with assholes...Oh wait you can't start that until the third day, I didn't have everything ready for you yet. But you still have to have it done that same day."

Go delete a poop thread and ban the author. That always makes me feel better.

 

[CipherLock]

I don't know all the words to I feel pretty, post it up and I'll try to jazz that shit up.

I made poops about 10 minutes ago, it flowed quite well. Zits near the lips SUCK, they freaking hurt, and oral sex in the morning is over rated, you just get all tired and want to go back to sleep.

 

[CipherLock]

Go delete a poop thread and ban the author. That always makes me feel better.

Sure, give me the ban stick too and I'll have the servers running FAST.

 

[vixenbabe]

Tuc..Funny you would mention the comment you did!I spent the weekend with a school pal from waaaay back. Her hubby is a surgeon for Riverside Hosp. in Columbus. She has it all: Fantastic home,maid,summer home in Florida, new car every year, more money than she can spend..But....NO hubby. He's always away at the hospital. Money is great, no hubby around to share it would suck though! Kinda sad actually.

Y-Lifter...Un-zip for me. ;-)

 

[onerepmaximum]

I don't know all the words to I feel pretty, post it up and I'll try to jazz that shit up.

I made poops about 10 minutes ago, it flowed quite well. Zits near the lips SUCK, they freaking hurt, and oral sex in the morning is over rated, you just get all tired and want to go back to sleep.

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real

See the pretty girl in that mirror there
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
That the city should give me its key
A committee
Should be organized to honor me

I feel dizzy
I feel sunny
I feel fizzy and funny and fine
And so pretty
Miss America can just resign!

I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy

 

[CipherLock]

I'm taking that song and making Mike convince Jerry to sing it for 30 bucks. That should at least chill me.

 

[onerepmaximum]

You should have him sing into "The Fist" as a microphone.

 

[CipherLock]

You should have him sing into "The Fist" as a microphone.

The fist ended up going missing over their holidays. Sarah is certain her cousin took it when no one was around. He is 15 and a high schooler with at it tude.

I'm waiting to hear about his suspensions.

 

[Deterass]

Cipher ,you need to change your daily routine.Its hard to exercise at home.Do you have a gym you go to?Once i started going to the gym on a regular basis it pisses me off if i have to miss just one day for work or whatever.

 

[BileStew]

At least he didn't come at you with a speculum after his advice.