I admitted to using Steroids, WTF???

[pushing_fe]

So I was hanging out with this chick this weekend. She is a girl that I have met a few times before, but we always seemed to be with someone else when me would see each other. So I ask her out and we end up hanging out, Fri, Sat, and Sun. Sunday I am over at her place and we are sitting there watching TV and she looks at me and asks, "Do you use steroids?"

I just look at her and ask her why she would ask me something like that. She says that she knows that a couple of my friends use them and she just figures that I do to. So I end up admitting to her that I use them and she is all like hmm, OK. She doesn't exactly approve, actually she is totally opposed to them.

So we are sitting there talking and I am trying to explain to her that I used steroids just to help me break through a plateau that I had reached naturally, and that training and diet was still the most important things. So she says that she is going to join her old gym this week and start tanning again and wants me to set her up a diet and a training program.

I've got as funny feeling about this one; I am cleaning out my place after this cycle is over. Her best friend's husband and her ex are both county sheriffs.

 

[WODIN]

When I'm on I keep my shit in a coffee can three feet under a pile of dirt in my "corn" field. Its not fun digging it up everynight but its a great lat workout.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

I would never tell anyone about A/S usage... look at John Mc Enroe's ex spilling his shit out on TV.. Can't trust anyone but yourself man.

 

[The Shadow]

Deny, deny, deny...




@ Wodin

 

[pushing_fe]

I wish that I could have just lied to her, but that has never been my style. I hope that it doesn't end up biting me in the ass, but if it does it is my own fault.

 

[AAP]

Two rules:

#1 Never tell.
#2 Never tell A GIRL!!

You broke them both. You are doomed.

 

[Wynn]

Have you even F***ed her yet? You spoke too quickly. Getting to know her and her position on it is a must before admitting to even shaving your pits. A girl who likes you can be dangerous by blabbing out of turn all over town. Cover your bases bro.

 

[HighIntensity]

AA beat me to it, DUDE NEVER TELL A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is rule 101

 

[fistfullofsteel]

I've got as funny feeling about this one; I am cleaning out my place after this cycle is over. Her best friend's husband and her ex are both county sheriffs.

STAY AWAY FROM HER BECAUSE NOW SHE HAS SOMETHING SHE CAN USE AGAINST YOU.

 

[Bobber]

I would never tell anyone about A/S usage... look at John Mc Enroe's ex spilling his shit out on TV.. Can't trust anyone but yourself man.

Are you talking about the tennis player? There is no way that guy used steroids.

 

[WIDELAT]

YOU CAN'T GET INTROUBLE FOR PERSONAL USE AND MOST SHEIRRFS ARE ON THEM TOO DON'T TRIP. IN SAC THERE WAS A HUGE SCANDAL WHERE THIRTY SOMEODD SHEIRFS TESTED POSITIVE FOR JUICE IT WAS SO MANY THAT ACTUALLY ONLY ONE GOT FIRED THE ONE WHO WAS GETTING THEM FOR HIS FRIENDS WE WOULD HAVE NO SHEIRFFS HERE IF THEY ARRESTED THEM ALL OR FIRED ALL OF EM. OR KEPT TESTING THEM FOR THAT MATTER. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT YOUR BEING PARANOID UNLESS YOU SELL THEN YOU NEED TO BE WORRIED.

 

[AAP]

AA beat me to it, DUDE NEVER TELL A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is rule 101

Nuh-Uh, It is Rule Number One.

This bro won't never get none now. She really got some shit to blacklist him with.

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

just find a girl that understands theres nothing WRONG with using steroids.,....

 

[Natymike]

just find a girl that understands theres nothing WRONG with using steroids.,....

lol, thats you and nobody else

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

lol, thats you and nobody else

must be :>
i actually liked giving shots

 

[Natymike]

YOU CAN'T GET INTROUBLE FOR PERSONAL USE

Wow, that is one of the most innacurate statments ever uttered.

 

[WarriorPL]

bad move.

 

[DICK_IN_ASS_TIMOTHY]

This is scary man, you need to hide that shit ASAP, I am 100% serious. Now maybe she is cool with it NOW....but what happens after your first argument?

Dont get ratted on, hide that shit IMMEDIATELY.

 

[Taps]

Bad, bad, bad....

No offense man, but you really should have known better. We don't realize it since we're around boards like this all day, but juice is worse than heroin in the minds of the general public.

Serously, these days you'd be better off admitting snorting a line of coke than using steroids. Never underestimate the stupidity of others.

If I were you, I'd talk to her again....and make it clear you "were just joking about using those nasty steriods."

 

[b fold the truth]

My family understands that when I choose to make that decision...it is my decision and they will do their best to fully understand.

B True

 

[pushing_fe]

I was thinking about this and if it had been my parents or someone at work who asked me I wouldn't have thought twice about telling them that it was the creatine, but I had already had a few drinks Sunday night and she already knew that the two guys that pretty much got me into this game used them. I wouldn't be surprised if one of them had already told her that I do since he likes to run his mouth about it. So it might have been one of those test's to see if I would lie to her about it. I guess that she isn't too upset about it since she wants to hang out Wed. night.

In all actuality she doesn't seem like the type who would run her mouth about it, but I guess that you never can tell.

 

[Roadblock]

My source got popped by an ex girlfriend. Sha called him up and said if they weren´t getting back together she´d give him hell. I guess she did because 2 weeks later the cops knocked on his door.

Telling is a no-no. When using roids you have to be prepared to lie to everyone you know, and sadly that´s a fact.