HUGE question concerning all gear

[Chris223]

I have gone through about 700 some odd post looking for information concerning these questions. I am looking for Drug testing information. Out of the 700 post that I went through only about twenty of them had info that related to what I need to know.
So here is the deal, about 5 months ago I got a DUI (Wasn’t on a cycle. I do not drink on cycles) I am on probation for one year and of course that are drug testing me. I had my first one about a week ago. They made be pee in a cup and they took the stick looking thing (looked like a pregnancy. test) and dipped in into the cup and the test came back negative. (Of course, I don’t not do anything other than drink)
Now my question is this; what would show up on my drug test. i am going to be taking the following

Dbol
Test 200
Arimidex
Provion
Clomid
Winstrol
EQ
Anavar (spa)
Sus250

I am not taking this all at once of course, but over the next 6 or 7 months i will be. If the Test doesn’t show up in your system, will the other things? Such as, Arimidex, Provion, Clomid, Anavar. These test are made to find impurities in your system.
Please only answer if you really know, I don’t want to end up in Jail for failing a drug test. If need be I will just put all of this off until next year and not risk it, just hope the shelf life is good for all these.
Again, thanks for everyone’s help.

 

[bebaumax]

Your shelf-life for all those is fine.. for several years. As for the tests, they're not testing you for anabolics. The only time you'll be tested for anabolics is if that is what you were in trouble for.
-B

 

[mvmaxx]

Exactly what bebaumax said.

 

[soflaguy]

they will be only checking for narcotic drugs(heroine,cocaine,etc). testing for "athletic-aiding" drugs is expensive and requires a seperate test.
you could ask them exactly what they are testing for, and tell them you are considering taking some OTC 'andro" products if you are really concerned.

 

[Chris223]

Yes, you both are right, but when taking the drug test they ask you too write down anything that you have taken (such as, any type of medication)
It just seems to me that the Arimidex, Clomid, Provion, Anavar would show up in your pee... Would it not?

 

[logic1]

They're probably using something called a Multistix reagent strip on your urine.

It tests a number of things including protein, blood, bilirubin, urobilinogen, pH, nitrite, ketone, glucose, leucocytes, and specific gravity.

If they were testing for steroids they'd be drawing blood and paying a heap of cash to get it done!

(Which they'd probably charge you for anyway )

.logic.

 

[Chris223]

yes, you are right I think, but I am not really worried that the test would show up on the test.

I am concerned that the Dbol, Arimidex, provion, clomid will... Do you think that it will?

 

[ROLGOR]

It won't show up because it is not a narcotic. Don't worry.

 

[BigGuns2]

You have nothing to worry about unless you take cocaine, marijuana etc! The gear will not show up on the test they are giving you.

 

[SofaGeorge]

they will be only checking for narcotic drugs(heroine,cocaine,etc). testing for "athletic-aiding" drugs is expensive and requires a seperate test.
you could ask them exactly what they are testing for, and tell them you are considering taking some OTC 'andro" products if you are really concerned.

Dead wrong.

I have given hundreds and hundreds of UAs (urine tests)... probably thousands. If a guy pulled this crap with anyone I've ever worked with in testing - he would immediately be red flagged for full testing for AAS.

Don't fool yourselves. Testing for AAS is not very expensive. It does require a separate test. The base test usually only looks for coke, heroin and THC... but a full spectrum test is only about three times the price of a regular test... well within easy affordability for a PO's budget.

Your freaking nasal spray and cough medicine can show up on a full spectrum test.

You can get easily red flagged if you go on cycle while on parole. PO's are not stupid. If they see you jump up 10lbs of muscle... they may test you for AAS. They are also going to laugh themselves silly if you tell them you are using prohormones and MuscleTech.

 

[Chris223]

SofaGeorge,

Then what do you think? Since you give test like these (are you a PO officer?) do you think that I would be fine? I really not worried about the PO seeing me gain weight. I can hide that fact with baggy clothes. Im just really worried about them finding stuff like Arimidex, Clomid, etc. Stuff that I would have to explain why I was using.. The clomid wouldnt be a problem, but the Arimidex..hmmmmmmm Dont know what I would say to that.


Tell me what you think, just trying to decide if I should put this cycle on the back burner for about 10 months