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How wild do YOU get in bed?
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satanic goatslayer
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I don't know if this counts as 'freaky' but,
After I ejaculate, I like to unsheath my katana and drive it through the lady's sternum.
After I ejaculate, I like to unsheath my katana and drive it through the lady's sternum.
Well my most recent ex-gf was so vocal that the lady living above her gave her a business card for battered women because she thought I was roid-ragin on her. Hell half those screams came from me. I'm 5'8" 227 lbs and she's a 5'4 125 lbs personal trainer. but size didn't matter cuz she had me yelling too. Enough said
Longhorn85
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Night Fly said:
Mostly it's moaning and groaning for me until the grand finale: doggy style. Then all bets are off, and the bed had better be sturdy!
Longhorn85
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and by the way what about you Ms. Night Fly?
Bikini Mod
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I am a lousy lay.
DeathB4Dishonor
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I like to know what kinda job i'm doing lol anything will do.. face expressions, loud moaning, or just straight up telling me that I own that puss..lol
Night Fly said:
LOL!
Couldn't Kronk & Co. have an entire web site on this?..lol
I would love to write pages of stuff to this question..lol....but I'll try to be brief.
Methods = creativity = imagination. So if you have a good imagination...:O) = unlimited FUN!
Now I don't think I'm Fabio, or god's gift to women, but,
What I try to do is take "hostage" of someones senses, and take those senses to places they've never experienced, a ride you'll never forget so to speak. Most people if asked would say they have 5 senses, well...yes and no, there are many, many "parts" to those senses that people just don't really think about when they are into "it"...........but I'm getting off track here, let me get to the meat of this subject.
What do I say?....Have said absolutely nothing
....Have just made grunting, groaning, screaming
noise
.....Have said sweet and soft things
.......Have talked so "dirty" that it would make a
pornstar blush.
What I say(or don't) is just what I feel would work best with how things are playing out.
How Freaky?....Not into that "pain till I make you bleed" type of
bondage, but...............
Blindfold, tie up hands & legs, that can fun.
Food, drinks, lotions, sex toys. (Ice is one of
my favourites!, I know a few girls that I've been
with never knew how much pleasure 1 or 2
chunks of ice could be for soooooooooo long....lol)
Rough hard sex, or only touching them with
the "needed" body part...either or.
Hot candle wax dripped onto someone is fun, if
you can stand it, that is.
Theres soooooooooooo many things, can't write them all, would crash this website..............lol.
Anything to make the experience different, exciting, unique, to make their senses feel new, exciting sensations, thats what I like to do.
Why do I like to do this?....easy, because, I want a woman to think after, (or tell her friends after), or me, what a mind blowing experience she had with me. (the last girl I was with, the second night during a break looked at me and said, "YOU ARE FRICKIN CRAZY AND CORRUPTED!!!!!!!...lol, but then gave me a big smile, and then grabbed me and started kissing me..lol).
Usually, if they enjoyed it, (and usually they do), they'll give it back to you, even more, turn the tables so to say, then you know they must have loved it, and its realllllly gooooooood getting it back.
(Specific stories?....:O)....only tell about those by private email..sorry...lol)
btw -If this post sounded too much like "ego stroking", I apologize, I am a passion junkie..:O)
Hope your having good sex
cheers!
Bigsatan13
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I'm not telling you any stories because it may ruin all future sex for the bashful southern white girls here.
nice explaination kd
I don't want to sound to generic but variety is the spice of life. My girlfriend and I try to at least do it once a day sometimes two. I'm 31 now and I'm scared shitless about losing my sex drive with age,maybe I'm stressing to much on sex but in my mind a happy sex life can never hurt a relationship. I've learned a lot in my short time of having sex(11yrs, slow starter), one important thing is, what one woman likes is not necessarily what the next one will. With my girl now I've done everything from a 4some, candle wax, salad tossing,all positions but no blood or pain other than trying to do anal(she won't go for that).
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Nobody's ever mad after an orgasm!!!!
I don't want to sound to generic but variety is the spice of life. My girlfriend and I try to at least do it once a day sometimes two. I'm 31 now and I'm scared shitless about losing my sex drive with age,maybe I'm stressing to much on sex but in my mind a happy sex life can never hurt a relationship. I've learned a lot in my short time of having sex(11yrs, slow starter), one important thing is, what one woman likes is not necessarily what the next one will. With my girl now I've done everything from a 4some, candle wax, salad tossing,all positions but no blood or pain other than trying to do anal(she won't go for that).
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Nobody's ever mad after an orgasm!!!!
Longhorn85
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Night Fly said:
Still waiting to hear from the thread starter about the subject...
TEXgrl
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i'm not a big talker, but pretty much anything goes for me.
spank me, pinch me, bite me, pull my hair, (none of these so hard they would actually hurt me tho)
we've been with other girls and other couples
we take pictures, did a little video once
any position, almost any toy
damn, looking at this, i guess i'm a freak
spank me, pinch me, bite me, pull my hair, (none of these so hard they would actually hurt me tho)
we've been with other girls and other couples
we take pictures, did a little video once
any position, almost any toy
damn, looking at this, i guess i'm a freak
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Night Fly
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Re: Re: How wild do YOU get in bed?
LoL...well...was hoping somebody forgot.
I can be as reserved as a school girl to a sex crazy lunatic... I usually like to be on top...and love to be in control (some of the time). I alternate between going fast and slow...and I like to use lots of different positions. I like to work so hard that I sweat...and just collapse afterwards! I usually do not let my boyfriend do all the work because I like to help out!
Just gimme my cowgirl hat and rope...and I'll ride 'em cowgirl!!!!
ttlpkg said:
Still waiting to hear from the thread starter about the subject...
LoL...well...was hoping somebody forgot.
I can be as reserved as a school girl to a sex crazy lunatic...
I usually like to be on top...and love to be in control (some of the time). I alternate between going fast and slow...and I like to use lots of different positions. I like to work so hard that I sweat...and just collapse afterwards! I usually do not let my boyfriend do all the work because I like to help out!Just gimme my cowgirl hat and rope...and I'll ride 'em cowgirl!!!!
Longhorn85
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Re: Re: Re: How wild do YOU get in bed?
Yippie Ki Yay, Baby!
Night Fly said:
Just gimme my cowgirl hat and rope...and I'll ride 'em cowgirl!!!!
Yippie Ki Yay, Baby!
Lord_Suston
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just had to reply to this one...
Biggest thing is to have sex in weird places. From the ball room in discovery zone to an ice skating rink.
As long as the girl is flexible I'm in, bend 'em, twist 'em, stretcvh 'em, and the list goes on. They gotta moan and be receptive, dirty talk is fine by me, but i like scratching an biting, plus saying I'm the man is fun too.
But if i had to sum it up "I'm at my best when I'm on my back!"
Biggest thing is to have sex in weird places. From the ball room in discovery zone to an ice skating rink.
As long as the girl is flexible I'm in, bend 'em, twist 'em, stretcvh 'em, and the list goes on. They gotta moan and be receptive, dirty talk is fine by me, but i like scratching an biting, plus saying I'm the man is fun too.
But if i had to sum it up "I'm at my best when I'm on my back!"
barbell265
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Hmmmm...
Judging by appearances alone I would have to say that I find that comment hard to believe..
bikinimom said:
Judging by appearances alone I would have to say that I find that comment hard to believe..
barbell265
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my two bits..
Now I'll throw in my two bits worth, I think ya'll might like this story. My wife and I went to college together and had apt.s in the same building. Once in a while she would stay with me and once in a while I would stay with her. Well, we used to go at it 3-4 times a day like most couples do when they first get together and one evening in particular I will never forget; she is very easy to bring to orgasm. Anyway the next morning I go out to warm up the car for class and there's this note on the door. I toss it on the table and forget about it. We get home that afternoon and she finds the note on the table and says to me," where did this come from!", in a worried kind of voice. I say I dunno it was on the door, and I take it from her to read. It says," next time pull your bed away from the wall and put a sock in her mouth. your neighbors downstairs" I just about shit laughing and she was a little embarassed but saw the humor in it. Now for the real kicker; three years later at our wedding all of her co-workers stand up, while I'm removing her garter, with sock puppets on their hands and say something about "socko". Still haven't figured out how the story made it out....
Now I'll throw in my two bits worth, I think ya'll might like this story. My wife and I went to college together and had apt.s in the same building. Once in a while she would stay with me and once in a while I would stay with her. Well, we used to go at it 3-4 times a day like most couples do when they first get together and one evening in particular I will never forget; she is very easy to bring to orgasm. Anyway the next morning I go out to warm up the car for class and there's this note on the door. I toss it on the table and forget about it. We get home that afternoon and she finds the note on the table and says to me," where did this come from!", in a worried kind of voice. I say I dunno it was on the door, and I take it from her to read. It says," next time pull your bed away from the wall and put a sock in her mouth. your neighbors downstairs" I just about shit laughing and she was a little embarassed but saw the humor in it. Now for the real kicker; three years later at our wedding all of her co-workers stand up, while I'm removing her garter, with sock puppets on their hands and say something about "socko". Still haven't figured out how the story made it out....
That's f'ing hillarious barbell25.
I'm pretty much similar to the above posts:
- have done quickies to multi-hour sessions
- near library quiet to shakin the bed frame loose and afraid we woke the neighbors
- as many positions as possible in one sitting
- spanking, biting, hair pulling, toy play, oral, anal, etc.
- joining another couple
- copying scenes we just watched on a porn
Lately tried to talk my girl into going for one of those "love swings", but being in an apartment makes it hard to locate a good spot where you won't damage the door frame.
Personally, I'm for just about anything, but have to respect the other person's limits.
I'm pretty much similar to the above posts:
- have done quickies to multi-hour sessions
- near library quiet to shakin the bed frame loose and afraid we woke the neighbors
- as many positions as possible in one sitting
- spanking, biting, hair pulling, toy play, oral, anal, etc.
- joining another couple
- copying scenes we just watched on a porn
Lately tried to talk my girl into going for one of those "love swings", but being in an apartment makes it hard to locate a good spot where you won't damage the door frame.
Personally, I'm for just about anything, but have to respect the other person's limits.
TheStromba
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My wife brought home a "love swing" about a year ago. It was the best hundred bucks she ever spent ! When she is in it, suspended in the air, it is heaven !
She has gone from 1 to 2 orgasms per session to 15-20 she has multiples on her multiples untill she is cumming almost constantly ! We have told most of our friends about the swing, and even let a couple we know use it while we watched. Gotta go wake my wife up now........
She has gone from 1 to 2 orgasms per session to 15-20 she has multiples on her multiples untill she is cumming almost constantly ! We have told most of our friends about the swing, and even let a couple we know use it while we watched. Gotta go wake my wife up now........
TheStromba
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Realdeal
Anyway the point is - Fuck the door frame. - Buy the swing !
Anyway the point is - Fuck the door frame. - Buy the swing !
