How to kill yourself like a man

[anthrax]

How to kill yourself like a man

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

...homemade satchel charge

 

[jerkbox]

i was expecting a hari kari vid.....

 

[puddlemonkey]

...........

 

[GoldenDelicious]

he's quite funny, that guy

i especially like how he crucifies some of the people who send him hate mail

 

[big_bad_buff]

jump as high in the air as you can and try to land on your head

 

[Spartacus]

as I mortician I've seen a few
one guy offed himself via carbon monoxide poisoning
we found him in the cab of his truck
with a partially eaten subway sandwich
and one drank beer of a six pack of natural light
natural light!
wtf,why concern yourself with calories when these are your last beers
get a damn decent beer too
a guiness maybe
fuck subway as well
he planned the shit too as he drove way out into the country
had a plastic tube running from the exhaust pipe to the cab
cracked the window enough to fit the tube in
then duck taped the open part of the window shut

 

[Spartacus]

some other poor bastard blew his head off with a shotgun
what was cool is he did it on and amidst these bales of hay in the barn
guts and blood all over
but it still smelled like hay

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

If I killed myself, I'd wanna be vaporized...nothing left.
I don't want no creepy ass mortitions, touching me...

 

[Spartacus]

I got more

 

[GoldenDelicious]

If I killed myself, I'd wanna be vaporized...nothing left.
I don't want no creepy ass mortitions, touching me...

hahahahahahahaha

4eva leaves an impression, huh?

 

[Spartacus]

you watch I'm going to tie this suicide thread into the recent "marriage sucks" thread
those are too sad though

 

[Spartacus]

one sad SOB got into an argument with the wife
took off in the car and drove down the street
coated himself and the car in gasoline and set himself afire
that's not a way I'd choose