HOw to fight?!

[The_Mexican]

This might be a little controversial, but I can almost guarantee that at some point, you're going to be asked to fight, or going to want to fight someone.

A few tips and tricks to make sure you come out on top, or possibly avoid one all together.

First of all, we all work out. So show of your muscle. Put on a beater, take off your shirt, keep your body tense, make your veins bulge.

Get yourself JACKED UP. Fire yourself up. It's just like working out. Get angry. Get pissed. F*ck the world, f*ck the person you're fighting. Anything to get your in that mentality, anything to get that intensity and focus.

Make sure YOU call the person over there. It shows you aren't taking ****. If you want to fight this guy, as soon as he gets over there, you can do a few things:

a) knock him right off the bat, no questions asked
b) confront him, try to make him bow down
c) contront him, he won't back off, push him, then clock him

Whatever happens, YOU make the first move. Whomever throws the first punch usually wins.

Throw the guy off, he'll probably be expecting a right hand, so throw a left jab.

I personally start with a quick jab to the head, followed by a smashing right hand to their gut. They'll keel over, grab their head, and knee them in the face. They'll drop. Punch him in the head and bounce his head off the ground, do this till it's over or until he's unconscious.

That's the best method for winning, and it works I'd say 75% of the time. If he gets a few licks in on you, try to get them in the side of the head. A nose shot will blind you and then you're royally screwed.

Don't fear pain. The pain is minimal actually. I just try to hit them in the face as least as I can with my own hands, because I don't want to break my knuckles. A kick in the face will finish any fight.

I've seen a kid 5'7" tall, all jacked up and wired and ready to rumble take out a 6' guy, who had 50 pounds on him.

If you don't want the fight to happen, don't let it happen. Walk away, run away, don't show. All will work. If you're surrounded or in a bad situation, talk your way out of it. Agree with everything the guy/guys say.

If you see weapons, get the f*ck outta dodge. Don't mess with weapons.

I hope this kind of helps everyone, because I know as teenagers we all face this conflict.

Just don't end up the one unconcious on the floor.

Thorazine

I can't believe this was a sticky

 

[The_Mexican]

Just don't end up the one unconcious on the floor.

BEtter remember that

 

[MasterMind]

Hehe @ if you see weapons...where I live its not if you see weapons...its when........but the truth is the same thing will not work on everyone....this strategy may work on a big, slow guy...but what about a small little fast fucker......and if you come across a big and fast fucker...prepare to be hit hard a couple of times....the biggest thing in a fight is not to hesitate.....expect to get hit....most of the time you will and don't close your eyes when your about to connect with a punch..many have the tendency to do this......most of the time if you confront somebody they will back down......and if they don't you know your in for a semi-tough fight


I also don't know why the original topic was a sticky

 

[the nature boy]

so the next time someone's in a fight they should go home and read that post before fighting?

 

[Julez]

Where was this a sticky? Not on Elite.

 

[danielson]

Where was this a sticky? Not on Elite.

on your 2nd favourite board (lol)

 

[Milhouse]

Here is a few good tips that beat that full of shit thread.

1-Dont pick a fight, avoid if necessary
2- The one guy in the room you should not fuck with is the guy who is the quiet one no matter what his size. The best and shortest fights I have ever seen are the ones where the guys is mouthing off and doing his best impression of the leader of the most notorious street gangs in the world to some quiet bastard just standing ther smiling and then WHAM!! Motormouth bitch gets it in the head and goes down
3-If a fight is unavoidable, then defend yourself and get the first shot in, or at least be as prepared for his first shot as much as possible so you can defend yourself
4- Never ever threaten to kill someone you dont know. You could be fucked big time for that. Someone made that mistake to me a few weeks ago, one of the few things in life that make me lose it.And I am one of the most peaceful guys you could ever meet as I dont like fighting for no reason at all except to stand up for anyone who cant defend themselves or to defend myself.
No fighting was necessary in the end but the guy was called on it by myself and a few friends who found out about the situation and basically he shut the hell up. My aatitude is if you want to cross the line between saying you want to fight me and kill me you better be a member of a criminal organization or plain psycho because I will not tolerate anyone saying that off the cuff.
5- Dont go picking fights for no reason. Ever notice the best security in clubs etc are people who will use reason before fists unless breaking up a fight? The security in clubs etc who get stabbed, killed by morons are the ones who abuse the postion with a few exceptions of course because there are morons who are refused entry to clubs who come back and do stupid things.
6. Size does matter in the sense that anyone can kick your ass no matter how big or small you are and vice versa. So dont go thinking because you are on a cycle that the guy who weighs 50lbs less then you and is a bookworm is not the fucking local boxing/kickboxing/wrestling/shootfighting champ. You may end up looking up and going what the fuck just happened and why do I see double. Never mind the fact that the person could be packing a gun or something.

 

[mrbill]

wise words, Milhouse

 

[Dillon35]

After 10 years in Kenpo-- Throw a first punch on me and i'll break the arm that threw it.

 

[Kahn]

You da man tough guy

 

[Thaibox]

Who the hell is this Thorazine turd? I'll listen to you when I want to get my ass beat AND arrested for terroristic threats. Jesus

Good response by the way Milhouse