How the hell did the Midget get through Simon and Randy???

[CipherLock]

She sounded like a sheep bah'ing!

I thought for sure they were going to tell her to take some lessons and try again last year.

Then her mother going on saying how her midget daughter has 'done more' then her sisters. Well isn't that nice. I have a favorite daughter!!!
Like she would be rejected by anything she applied to in highschool - she has the midget card.

She was nasty bad, what the hell were they thinking.

 

[Code]

Naw, she had a good voice.
Not great. But good.

Plus, midget porn is on the rise.

 

[CipherLock]

Forget that crap. Her voice was "ok" to someone who can't sing, but they blew off people with much better voices.

She would shame a hoover.

 

[hamstershaver]

id hit it

 

[Code]

I would too.

id hit it

 

[vixenbabe]

She was ok in the vocal department!

However, she was perfect height for a blow job back stage afterwards!

Did you see Darktooth trying out in SF? ;-) Poor bastard had a voice to match his teeth...hehehe

 

[PoyeBoy]

She was ok in the vocal department!

However, she was perfect height for a blow job back stage afterwards!

Did you see Darktooth trying out in SF? ;-) Poor bastard had a voice to match his teeth...hehehe

she bang she bang

i have no professional dancing or singing lessons

haha draky, seriously thats the first thing i thought as well

 

[vixenbabe]

Podboy....LOL@ the She Bang song!Was that was he was trying to sing?

I'm glad I was not alone thinking of Darktooth ! I'm smiling now thinking about it again..hehehe

 

[the nature boy]

I'd nail the hell out of that midget. Mainly because her small genitals, hands and mouth would make my sausage appear giant size.

 

[hamstershaver]

Mainly because her small genitals, hands and mouth would make my sausage appear giant size.

i wouldnt go that far

 

[the nature boy]

i wouldnt go that far

please save the insults for From Zero and not me.

 

[hamstershaver]

please save the insults for From Zero and not me.

yeah i was hoping he had said it instead but i couldnt let a golden opportunity like that one slip through my fingers

 

[PoyeBoy]

yeah i was hoping he had said it instead but i couldnt let a golden opportunity like that one slip through my fingers

yeah, your midget fingers

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

- she has the midget card.

Nuff said.Mercy fuck.

 

[hamstershaver]

yeah, your midget fingers

they are sort of stubby

 

[Lumberg]

Naw, she had a good voice.
Not great. But good.

Plus, midget porn is on the rise.

18" vs 18"