how often does bodybuilding shows comes on espn?

[DUSTY]

it's very hard for me to catch any shows.

 

[supersizeme]

When I was unemployed for 5 months watching a shitload of daytime tv, there was a "bodybuilding" show on espn almost every day. However when you tune in to it, 99% of the time it's fitness bunny competitions. This was good for me as it helped me improve on my ribbon twirling technique, but very rarely was it men's competitions. I found myself having to hold my own bodybuilding shows in my apartment, in which I was the only competitor and almost always took first place depending on how much water my cats were holding that particular day.

 

[Daisy_Girl]

I found myself having to hold my own bodybuilding shows in my apartment, in which I was the only competitor and almost always took first place depending on how much water my cats were holding that particular day.

LMAO!!!!

Did the kitties shave and tan?

On a total side note, my cat LOVES protein powder - preferably chocolate.

 

[supersizeme]

I don't think they ever needed to shave since this was during the summer and they were already shedding to begin with. I almost always had the edge because they could never hit lat spreads or rear double bis because their little arms just don't go that way. Also they would usually get tired halfway through the competition and then go lay by the window in the sun for 4-5 hours. I was like, um hello why you gotta go work on your tan in the middle of a competition. So I just disqualified them and then put my trophy by their food dish just to be a dick.

 

[Daisy_Girl]

I think I just peed myself. That was hysterical. I keep reading it over and over, classic.

What kind of music did they pose to?

 

[supersizeme]

The older and fatter one of the two who always competed in the 15lb weight class insisted on using "Eye of the Tiger" from Rocky for every single routine, which got old after a while. I was like, why don't you change that shit up like your youngster sister does(she switched up between various Pantera songs). The younger one's patented move was to hit a most muscular, followed by falling over on her side and awaiting her stomach to be scratched. I think she was trying to show off abs, but it regardless it never impressed the judges(me) very much. The older one's best move was in the middle of the song she had sampled in the sound of a can opener, and at this point she'd run into the kitchen and stretch up towards the counter top showing off her cat lats and spinal erectors.

 

[DUSTY]

LMAO! I'LL JUST CHECK MY LOCAL LISTINGS.

 

[supersizeme]

Sorry man I didn't mean to screw up your thread. This happens a lot.

 

[Daisy_Girl]

Sorry too - I just was so entertained by the cat competition. Funniest thing I've read in awhile. supersize - you're awesome.

As for BB on ESPN - yeah right. They really do only show the Fitness America over and over and over and over. Maybe try Fox Sports Net too? Sometimes the TV has BB on Sunday afternoons, and mid-day during the week.