distanced said:spank the monkey, fondle the package, tickle the pink???
Raina said:I've been known to say "It's not a hobby-- it's getting to be more like a job".
Raina said:I've been known to say "It's not a hobby-- it's getting to be more like a job".
bikinimom said:"I walk around with a vibrator in 24/7"
LOL
My man is on another continent. The above pretty much describes my sad, sad plight.
MrsPuddlesFL said:
Um....phone sex?
bikinimom said:I am engaging in lude and lacivious acts and that I have ZERO moral fiber!!!!![]()
(Of course, my answer is not directed at you sweet lady!)

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