How not to get laid...

[jnevin]

Don't leave the camcorder that you just bought sitting on your dresser charging pointed in the general direction of your bed. She'll be out of there faster than you can kick her out after the deed.

 

[Saint V]

Have a bad personal experience?

 

[jnevin]

Have a bad personal experience?

Last night. Came home, it was on. Thing wasn't even on. Just sitting there next to the box. Another date with Rosie Palm.. *grumble*

 

[ChefWide]

... or you could say, "you know, from behind, you smell just like your brother...."



Pretty much.

 

[jnevin]

... or you could say, "you know, from behind, you smell just like your brother...."



Pretty much.

You'd be surprised at how many women that works on, oddly enough.

 

[ChefWide]

You'd be surprised at how many women that works on, oddly enough.

Ok. I both fear and love you.

 

[EnderJE]

Ok. I both fear and love you.

I have GOT to stop reading your posts. You make me spill coffee all over myself.

 

[biteme]

Yeah they definitely don't like that.

 

[starfish]

Don't leave the camcorder that you just bought sitting on your dresser charging pointed in the general direction of your bed. She'll be out of there faster than you can kick her out after the deed.

I've had it done to me and its uncool and disrespectful....but then men just want to get laid I guess.

 

[Dial_tone]

I've had it done to me and its uncool and disrespectful....but then men just want to get laid I guess.

Did he at least give you a copy? Hook a brotha up!

 

[gotmilk]

Did he at least give you a copy? Hook a brotha up!

Hey DT...your avatar model needs a new photographer......she dumped her last

 

[Dial_tone]

Hey DT...your avatar model needs a new photographer......she dumped her last

What do you mean?

 

[gotmilk]

What do you mean?

EW no longer is with the guy.

She's single

 

[jnevin]

I've had it done to me and its uncool and disrespectful....but then men just want to get laid I guess.

It wasn't what I had in mind. I'd never do that. Especially since I'm a fatass at the moment. Plus, with my luck I'd be a two pump chump, shae'd take the tape, and email it to everyone I know. Like what happened to aap when he nutted in his pants from cuddling.

 

[alien amp pharm]

They don't leave when I do that

but they do charge me an extra 50 bucks.

 

[SoKlueles]

They don't leave when I do that

but they do charge me an extra 50 bucks.

why are you posting in here? you already know how not to get laid

 

[jnevin]

They don't leave when I do that

but they do charge me an extra 50 bucks.

In college I had to pay with rolls of pennies.

 

[alien amp pharm]

In college I had to pay with rolls of pennies.

I use rolls of quarters









...in my hands to beat them until they sleep with me.




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[alien amp pharm]

why are you posting in here? you already know how not to get laid

hey look, we have a comedian in here.

 

[jnevin]

why are you posting in here? you already know how not to get laid

Holy zing pumpkinpuss!!

 

[starfish]

Did he at least give you a copy? Hook a brotha up!

I'm giving you a fish whack!

 

[H_T_]

JN, my brutha, invest in a hole saw........