Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply
puritysourcelabs
UGL OZ
UGFREAK
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplypuritysourcelabsUGL OZUGFREAK

How Many Women......

cut your hair really really short, wear goggles, wear a jockstrap and cup, you should be able to take on around 2-5 easy.
 
the average chick, probably 3 or 4 assuming i'm at 100% adrenaline flow

maybe more, we can be pretty nuts at times
 
man, i'd oil up and be slicker than a snake. those bitches nails would slide right off, while i'm throwin' moonbombs. don't think i won't kick a bitch, either...
 
StickFigure said:
probably just one. I honestly don't think I could closed fist punch a woman. I could restrain a couple but that's about as far as that'd go.
Click to expand...
i could. i could ball my fist up and str8 up sucker punch one.
 
HumanTarget said:
where's BikiniMom?
Click to expand...

FUCK.

why couldn''t you spell it wrong so her name doesn't register on a search?

oh, and lol.
 
It depends on how angry I am. At least 20 to 30 if I'm really pissed.
 
biteme said:
It depends on how angry I am. At least 20 to 30 if I'm really pissed.
Click to expand...
now that's what i wanted to hear. an angry grown man could lay waste to dozens of women if he chose to. i would grab one by the ankles and use her like a club to beat on her fellow gender, now that is irony!
 
My ex gf punched me in the face. I had that bitch on the ground so fast she was shocked. She'd never dare hit me again after that.
 
I'd str8 beat up a woman if she hit me first. I'd laugh it up then go gangsta on her ass :Chef: :tuc:
 
chefbone said:
I'd str8 beat up a woman if she hit me first. I'd laugh it up then go gangsta on her ass :Chef: :tuc:
Click to expand...
chicks very much want to be like men. and in that case, i will treat them like one.
 
eat big said:
I can't move on. I think about you every day.
Click to expand...





Somehow, I dont think that is true.


But if you must...please associate me with the awesome guy I date in California because he rocks and I'm damn lucky.

:)
 
i knew eventually the Anti-Saloon League would show up. i'm very much ready, "ladies".
 
"Gallus Meg was one of the notorious characters of the Fourth Ward, a giant Englishwoman well over six feet tall, who was so called because she kept her skirt up with suspenders, or galluses. She was bouncer and general factotum of the Hole-In-The-Wall, and stalked fiercely about the dive with a pistol stuck in her belt and a huge bludgeon strapped to her wrist. She was an expert in the use of both weapons, and like the celebrated Hell-Cat Maggie of the Five Points, was an extraordinary virtuoso in the art of mayham. It was her custom, after she had felled an obstreperous customers with her club, to clutch his ear between her teeth and so drag him to the door, amid the frenzied cheers of the onlookers. If her victim protested and struggled, she bit off his ear, and having cast the fellow into the street she carefully deposited the detached member in a jar of alcohol behind the bar, in which she kept her trophies in pickle."

Any takers to go up against Meg and Maggie?
 
eat big said:
You took down starfish?
Click to expand...

You should have known better. Keep her muzzled.
 
HumanTarget said:
do you think you could beat in a fight at one time? hey, i'm all about equality......
Click to expand...
depends on the venue
the women too
 
starfish said:
Somehow, I dont think that is true.


But if you must...please associate me with the awesome guy I date in California because he rocks and I'm damn lucky.

:)
Click to expand...

How did you EVER manage to get over Biteme. Hell I am still in the corner crying hysterically over his e-rejection. Was so hard nearly spoiled my yachting adventure. Fuck, it will TOTALLY destroy me when me and the captain hook up in Bermuda in July... that is, if I am not otherwise engaged. ;)
 
changing diapers is female territory
I used to baby sit for my sisters on occassion
when the little fuck shit his pants
so be it
your mobility is challenged now
they do move less once done so
yet their weight hasn't changed
 
BIKINIMOM said:
How did you EVER manage to get over Biteme. Hell I am still in the corner crying hysterically over his e-rejection. Was so hard nearly spoiled my yachting adventure. Fuck, it will TOTALLY destroy me when me and the captain hook up in Bermuda in July... that is, if I am not otherwise engaged. ;)
Click to expand...

Here she is!!!! Searching for her own name and finding this thread!!!! I see a "DARLIN" in her post too!! WHO FUCKING KNEW!??!?!

jesus fuck me in teh ass H Christ, you're clockwork woman, clockwork.
 
swole said:
Here she is!!!! Searching for her own name and finding this thread!!!! I see a "DARLIN" in her post too!! WHO FUCKING KNEW!??!?!

jesus fuck me in teh ass H Christ, you're clockwork woman, clockwork.
Click to expand...

LOL
 
please note starfish searched her name and found this thread as well

peace
 
swole said:
Here she is!!!! Searching for her own name and finding this thread!!!! I see a "DARLIN" in her post too!! WHO FUCKING KNEW!??!?!

jesus fuck me in teh ass H Christ, you're clockwork woman, clockwork.
Click to expand...

Don't you wish she would croak?
 
swole said:
Here she is!!!! Searching for her own name and finding this thread!!!! I see a "DARLIN" in her post too!! WHO FUCKING KNEW!??!?!

jesus fuck me in teh ass H Christ, you're clockwork woman, clockwork.
Click to expand...





and how did you end up on her post...Its a two way street...darlin :rolleyes:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
How did you EVER manage to get over Biteme. Hell I am still in the corner crying hysterically over his e-rejection. Was so hard nearly spoiled my yachting adventure. Fuck, it will TOTALLY destroy me when me and the captain hook up in Bermuda in July... that is, if I am not otherwise engaged. ;)
Click to expand...



There was nothing to get over. We had no relationship to begin with.....Just a big SAD JOKE....all that is left are the internet JOKES.


I'd rather surround myself with a guy who has my back, likes to have fun, makes goals, and is JUST A LITTLE POSITIVE ABOUT ME AND LIFE...you know actually do things that MAKE a relationship.


:)
 
BIKINIMOM said:
heheheheheheee

You are soooooooooooo transparent.

I am sitting here busting a gut and you are wishing me dead.


Heheheheheheheheee
Click to expand...

I'm just one of a million.
 
starfish said:
and how did you end up on her post...Its a two way street...darlin :rolleyes:
Click to expand...

oh yea, you got me

lol, i posted on the first page of this thread and decided to make another visit
 
starfish said:
There was nothing to get over. We had no relationship to begin with.....Just a big SAD JOKE....all that is left are the internet JOKES.


I'd rather surround myself with a guy who has my back, likes to have fun, makes goals, and is JUST A LITTLE POSITIVE ABOUT ME AND LIFE...you know actually do things that MAKE a relationship.


:)
Click to expand...

I'm not gonna have your back when you're constantly in the wrong. You have been wrong with many of the exchanges you've had on here with people and you'd get mad at me if I didn't take your side.
 
starfish said:
There was nothing to get over. We had no relationship to begin with.....Just a big SAD JOKE....all that is left are the internet JOKES.


I'd rather surround myself with a guy who has my back, likes to have fun, makes goals, and is JUST A LITTLE POSITIVE ABOUT ME AND LIFE...you know actually do things that MAKE a relationship.


:)
Click to expand...

The hell you say?

You mean there are MEN like that in the world?!

I DONT FUCKING BELIEVE YOU... YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE LYING PSYCHO WHORES!





tee-hee
 
hotzie said:
there are def two bitches id like to knock the fuck out of in this thread
Click to expand...

I would definitely hit bikinimom. Like, punch her in the face, make her bleed, bruise her up and then take a dump on her face. (here comes omg swole doesn't respect women he hates them, his mom made him hate women darlin reply)

I actually think Starfish would be nice in person and at heart she's genuine...when shutting up about the hippie seal hugging thing and being trite about the entire situation.
 
swole said:
I would definitely hit bikinimom. Like, punch her in the face, make her bleed, bruise her up and then take a dump on her face. (here comes omg swole doesn't respect women he hates them, his mom made him hate women darlin reply)

I actually think Starfish would be nice in person and at heart she's genuine...when shutting up about the hippie seal hugging thing and being trite about the entire situation.
Click to expand...
word.jpg
 
Mr. dB said:
One can only hope, for her sake, that her sexual skills are better than her reading comprehension.
Click to expand...
maybe she is a sexual dynamo, capable of satisfying the most insatiable. a human tornado, whirling about the bedroom with a ferver only matched by.........idk, fill in the blank.
 
Mr. dB said:
One can only hope, for her sake, that her sexual skills are better than her reading comprehension.
Click to expand...


Now THAT is barnone the wittiest comment you have made thus far. YOU trying to challenge MY intelect?

Too bad you are waaaaaaaaaay outta my league so you'll never know either way... will you? ;)
 
4everhung said:
you have it figured backwards
and then there's that other angle
Click to expand...
i'm only speculating, but i do know the difference and there is such a thing.
 
Well as with Mr Db - "the forums spy" (got no life than to post all day on all sorts of sites LOL) because YOU are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay outta my league, I guess you will never know one way or the other.

Nor will any man on elite or any other bbing site on the net.

In all these years there was only one and my god but did that man have MAD skillz. He could fuck for four hours, nut four times and never lose his erection once. So I guess one would kinda say that he dug me just a bit. And when we were too wore out from the old in out if he was up on me in the orgasm department - he had a tongue that was as amazing as his cock.

MY GOD DID HE KNOW HOW TO PLEASURE A WOMAN.

MERCY....
 
eat big said:
One chick kicked me in the balls in High School and I went down instantly. It was war after that.
Click to expand...

yeah the same thing happened to me in highschool, junior year. I don't agree with hitting women but she was mad at me for something and kicked me square in the jimmy. After I got my breath back and caught up with her I hit her so hard I knocked her out cold. My only blemish on my school record and worth every penny. I won't hit a woman unless she is kicking my junk or coming at me with a knife or something. Well that or when she burns my toast.
 
you gotta figure women would cower after seeing a couple of their fellows fall. and you know there would be several stopping the attack to tend to the wounded. it all goes to my favor.
 
gjohnson5 said:
they can beat me all they want
Click to expand...
don't fall for that "take off all of your clothes" bit. you'll find yourself outside, trying to cover yourself in leaves...
 
I shouldn't
but a neat game to play in an bikini thread is to read the response(s)
and then travel back and read the source
 
4everhung said:
I shouldn't
but a neat game to play in an bikini thread is to read the response(s)
and then travel back and read the source
Click to expand...

An exercise in non-sequitur...
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Well as with Mr Db - "the forums spy" (got no life than to post all day on all sorts of sites LOL) because YOU are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay outta my league, I guess you will never know one way or the other.

Nor will any man on elite or any other bbing site on the net.

In all these years there was only one and my god but did that man have MAD skillz. He could fuck for four hours, nut four times and never lose his erection once. So I guess one would kinda say that he dug me just a bit. And when we were too wore out from the old in out if he was up on me in the orgasm department - he had a tongue that was as amazing as his cock.

MY GOD DID HE KNOW HOW TO PLEASURE A WOMAN.

MERCY....
Click to expand...

We really care about the old Ranger stories... :rolleyes:
 
HumanTarget said:
you gotta figure women would cower after seeing a couple of their fellows fall. and you know there would be several stopping the attack to tend to the wounded. it all goes to my favor.
Click to expand...

The reason they are so sneaky is because they are pathetically cowardice. Generally speaking of course.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Now THAT is barnone the wittiest comment you have made thus far. YOU trying to challenge MY intelect?

Too bad you are waaaaaaaaaay outta my league so you'll never know either way... will you? ;)
Click to expand...

You never did address your major reading comprehension blunder. Biteme said "One of a million", not "one in a million". Changes the meaning entirely, and renders your response nonsensical. Which would make it one of 12,204.

Maybe it would help if you actually addressed the subject under discussion, instead of rambling off on more repetitive diatribes about your past love life that no one cares about.

Oh, and "bar none" is two words.
 
Last edited:
BIKINIMOM said:
Well as with Mr Db - "the forums spy" (got no life than to post all day on all sorts of sites LOL) because YOU are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay outta my league, I guess you will never know one way or the other.
Click to expand...

Hmm, how would you know about my posting habits, posting frequency, and sites where I may or may not post? Have you been stalking me?

As for the title, that's something that Mr. Freeze, uh, I mean BRR gave me after the incident where I acidentally stumbled into the Iron Trybe Moderators Forum.
 
Mr. dB said:
Hmm, how would you know about my posting habits, posting frequency, and sites where I may or may not post? Have you been stalking me?

As for the title, that's something that Mr. Freeze, uh, I mean BRR gave me after the incident where I acidentally stumbled into the Iron Trybe Moderators Forum.
Click to expand...

Whats up Deebs...

Funny stuff!
 
Mr. dB said:
Hmm, how would you know about my posting habits, posting frequency, and sites where I may or may not post? Have you been stalking me?

As for the title, that's something that Mr. Freeze, uh, I mean BRR gave me after the incident where I acidentally stumbled into the Iron Trybe Moderators Forum.
Click to expand...

The same way that you know so much about me.
 
Mr. dB said:
You never did address your major reading comprehension blunder. Biteme said "One of a million", not "one in a million". Changes the meaning entirely, and renders your response nonsensical. Which would make it one of 12,204.

Maybe it would help if you actually addressed the subject under discussion, instead of rambling off on more repetitive diatribes about your past love life that no one cares about.

Oh, and "bar none" is two words.
Click to expand...

*yawn*

Funny though, I am not the one that keeps bringing all that up.... am I?

One OF a million is not nearly common enough to describe the baboons on the internet. There are many millions. But thank you for pointing that out to me. :rolleyes:

I dont rightly give a fahootie about typos on elite, but your application for the job has been accepted! :)
 
I have never been in a fight, with males or females. So i wouldnt know.
But Im pretty sure I would be able to defend myself.
It ticks me off to see "women" who starts slapping and hitting guys, and then calls the cops when he defends himself. No way in hell i would EVER let anybody fysically abuse me without teaching them a damn leasson.
 
HumanTarget said:
you gotta figure women would cower after seeing a couple of their fellows fall. and you know there would be several stopping the attack to tend to the wounded. it all goes to my favor.
Click to expand...
heh
 
Gee Mr DB - why did you edit out the man's screenname?

You finally realize how pisspoor pathetic you really DID sound?... or did somebody have to enlighten your sorry ass as to exactly how UNCOOL that was?!

You and I have NEVER had a direct exchange ever - not through chatting, emailing, phone, or even PM's. We have NEVER come close to being in the same state (I am sure) let alone the same city or room. Yet you have personal knowledge of MY sexual affairs even though I have NEVER EVER publicly named who he was? Not because of shame or any other negative reason. But because of honor and respect.

How fucking pathetic does this make YOUR sorry ass?

Unlike you, I dont NEED validation from a bunch of chatboard asstards.

Regardless of what third party watered down version of reality YOU possess from reading mindless internet garbage posted by retards with zero life - You dont know FUCKALL about me personally and you never will.

He was a MAN not some internet fucking baboon with no life. Were we right for each other? No, obviously not as the last I spoke with him he was happily married to a lovely woman and I will always be happy for him for that. Our lives intersected for a brief moment and regardless of whether or not the feeling is mutual I will only have a feeling of fondness for him. Yes, I use the expression DARLIN' because of fond memories of him. That is what he used to call me. He was kind and gentle and loving towards me but as I stated earlier, we were not right for each other and I will leave it at that. See, that is how grow-ups behave. And everything I posted about his sexual prowess is 100% TRUE... That man was an amazing lover as he knew full well that the mind is the most powerful sex organ and kindness, gentleness, generosity, and selflessness are THE MOST powerful aphrodisiacs.

YOU ARE A FUCKING CLUELESS MORON WITH NO LIFE AND YOU JUST PROVED IT QUITE ELOQUENTLY WITH WHAT YOU POSTED UP.

But thanks for sharing. Now pour yourself a big warm glass of STFU.

I am going shopping..... toodles. ;)
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Unlike you, I dont NEED validation from a bunch of chatboard asstards.
Click to expand...

Then why are you typing out replies longer than the great wall of china?
 
i couldnt punch a woman, this one broad who was a tank cracked me one night at the bar with big fucking rings on,my eye got all swollen and shit,I just stood there and laughed at her,it hurt like fuck but I didnt hit her back
 
theoak01 said:
i couldnt punch a woman, this one broad who was a tank cracked me one night at the bar with big fucking rings on,my eye got all swollen and shit,I just stood there and laughed at her,it hurt like fuck but I didnt hit her back
Click to expand...
yeah, and most women count on that. once you cross that line with me, y'aint going back.
 
theoak01 said:
i couldnt punch a woman, this one broad who was a tank cracked me one night at the bar with big fucking rings on,my eye got all swollen and shit,I just stood there and laughed at her,it hurt like fuck but I didnt hit her back
Click to expand...

I've never hit a bitch, but I hope I'd be able to under those circumstances.
 
girls can be just as vicious as men. one night at Harpo's, i saw a girl stick her high heel thru some guys cheek......he smoked her with a big overhand right and then threw her purse onto the express way. justice, served....
 
HumanTarget said:
yeah, and most women count on that. once you cross that line with me, y'aint going back.
Click to expand...


had she kept coming,I likely would have,as she wasnt fucking playing,with those huge fucking rings on I coulda easily got knocked out if she connected right.

Brad-I think I was more shocked she hit me then anything,my motto is the first ones free, id probably have still just restrained her
 
theoak01 said:
had she kept coming,I likely would have,as she wasnt fucking playing,with those huge fucking rings on I coulda easily got knocked out if she connected right.

Brad-I think I was more shocked she hit me then anything,my motto is the first ones free, id probably have still just restrained her
Click to expand...

You know if you ever have a reason to come to Texas, you have a place to stay for free.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
- You dont know FUCKALL about me personally and you never will.
Click to expand...

Nor do I care to. And yet every thread you post on turns into a discussion of you love life.

Here's a suggestion - if you didn't post so many gruesome tedious details about your personal life, people wouldn't comment on them.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

P
How many hours should I be fasting if I follow time-restricted eating?
Replies
5
Views
339
Ulter
Ulter
W
How would you do BPC and TB500 together for a healing stack?
Replies
6
Views
178
ROIDDERS
ROIDDERS
R
Best peptides to use if you're trying to lose weight
Replies
12
Views
316
Coach R. AP
Coach R. AP
O
Best cycle for newbie women
Replies
9
Views
240
RawCutlery
RawCutlery
G
using hgh for more lean gains?
Replies
9
Views
693
2Thick
2Thick
Top Bottom