How many "normal" people do we have around here?

[Testosterone boy]

I have a couple bad habits. I'll pull a camera out for a properly filled bikini. I'll wear a t-shirt with a provocative message on it...like "Big Johnson t-shirt." I watch too many pornos...probably 4 per week. I'll compliment a properly filled out Hooters outfit. I'll catch a buzz once a month or so. Stuff like that. But I think I'm pretty normal overall. I have some admirable morals...I'm told.

It is clear to me that this board has some sick fucks. I'm sure a lot of it is due to the creativity that the internet allows. Lack of accountability, fun in shocking people etc. Still...we have some sick fucks.

I like the folks with independent minds who will go against the grain. The people with a sense of humor. Strong personalities. But we have some sick fucks.

Or is it just the internet? Being on juice liberates the libido and other things as well. Or is it just sick fucks?

 

[HappyScrappy]

at parties that I'm at, whether I know the people hosting it or not, and I see a camera sitting out... I will grab the camera and take a picture down my pants of my dick and balls. then I put the camera back.
sometimes I'll take it in the bathroom and moon the mirror and take a pic of that.

I figure, it is their fault for leaving the cameras around.

 

[Bullit]

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[HappyScrappy]

also, I like to tell complete strangers total lies about myself just to see their reactions.
the stranger the lie, the more polite they usually are to me - and it is truely staggering how few are ever bothered by them.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Sometimes I like to put on a cashmere sweater and be totally naked from the waist down, except for a pair of dress shoes. Then I sit on the toilet with my balls resting up on the seat.

Now this is when I don't have to pee, so nothing gets wet. I just like to sit there like that.

 

[Nathan]

Sometimes, for no reason at all, I insert my penis into bottles. I do this to see how long I can keep them suspended there, first while stationary then with a little jiggling going on. Also, I especially like to do this while naked and with someone who i've paid a fair amount of money to squirting any popular hot dog condiment onto my groin. If I'm in the mood, I'll wear plaid socks but that's it. What's more, if I can somehow manage to have a herd of cattle watching me in dumbounded confusion while I do this then I am one happy camper.

 

[Nathan]

I also enjoy holding inanimate objects in my anus. That is also fun with animate objects though, like puppies.

 

[Code]

Hmm, I'm normal, probably below average.

Don't smoke. Don't "catch a buzz" (whatever that means). Don't drink.
Single father of one. College educated.

Never go to parties (it's kind of sophomoric to even throw a party as an adult). But I do attend a bar-b-q from time to time.

Only break the speed limit when riding my bike, that way physics has an edge on my wicked good karma.

I vote conservatively. And I try not to over-use the comma but over-compensate by over-using the hyphen.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Sometimes I like to add 26 posts onto my post count because I actually started here on 9/2 and not 9/4.

I guess that's not weird, you should all be doing that anyway.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Hmm, I'm normal, probably below average.

Don't smoke. Don't "catch a buzz" (whatever that means). Don't drink.
Single father of one. College educated.

Never go to parties (it's kind of sophomoric to even throw a party as an adult). But I do attend a bar-b-q from time to time.

Only break the speed limit when riding my bike, that way physics has an edge on my wicked good karma.

I vote conservatively. And I try not to over-use the comma but over-compensate by over-using the hyphen.

Ditto minus the single father of one and I'm still working on my college education. I gamble a lot though.

I hate those big johnson shirts too, they were so popular with the overaged beer-bellied men back east.

 

[Code]

Ditto minus the single father of one and I'm still working on my college education. I gamble a lot though.

I hate those big johnson shirts too, they were so popular with the overaged beer-bellied men back east.

I always think to myself, "So much for truth in advertising." when I see those shirts.

I gambled once, and it was to test if my recently learned card counting skills worked in Vegas.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

I always think to myself, "So much for truth in advertising." when I see those shirts.

I gambled once, and it was to test if my recently learned card counting skills worked in Vegas.

I just like the flashy bonus rounds on the slots. Which fisherman will get the secret vacation bottle so I can catch the loch ness monster and win 300,000 nickels!

Then I play Caribbean Stud, Blackjack and Roulette. I still need to learn craps.

So did your card counting work?

 

[Testosterone boy]

Hmm, I'm normal, probably below average.

Don't smoke. Don't "catch a buzz" (whatever that means). Don't drink.
Single father of one. College educated.

Never go to parties (it's kind of sophomoric to even throw a party as an adult). But I do attend a bar-b-q from time to time.

Only break the speed limit when riding my bike, that way physics has an edge on my wicked good karma.

I vote conservatively. And I try not to over-use the comma but over-compensate by over-using the hyphen.

Thats very straight. I was into that for a long time. I still respect it.

I think most people are pretty straight. My problem with many of them is they seem mindless. Absolutely no ability for independent thought. You don't suffer from that syndrome.

 

[Code]

I just like the flashy bonus rounds on the slots. Which fisherman will get the secret vacation bottle so I can catch the loch ness monster and win 300,000 nickels!

Then I play Caribbean Stud, Blackjack and Roulette. I still need to learn craps.

So did your card counting work?

I was at a dollar table and got asked to leave the casino after winning 1500.

I was miffed because 1500 isn't really all that much.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I always think to myself, "So much for truth in advertising." when I see those shirts.



Those shirts have always cracked me up. How can anyone take them seriously? The artist is pretty good in my opinion. I too have noticed they are popular with overweight middle aged men. That description fits about 75% of men over 40.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I hate those big johnson shirts too, they were so popular with the overaged beer-bellied men back east.

This is only because the average woman goes into silent rage (i.e.-hate) when they spot a man having fun without spending it on them. I see it on their faces whenevr they spot men laughing and carrying on. Women are so full of HATE.

 

[Code]

This is only because the average woman goes into silent rage (i.e.-hate) when they spot a man having fun without spending it on them. I see it on their faces whenevr they spot men laughing and carrying on. Women are so full of HATE.

I think you're mistaking the Pity look for Hatred.

Seriously, why would any single woman care whether men have fun with or without them?
(I think this mind-set is linked to the same "big johnson tee shirt" gene)

 

[Taps]

Of all the people I've "met" on here, only one (maybe 2) has been normal. All the others range from a bit off the wall, to full out crazy. I'm totally serious too. That's not to say I don't like them, but they're still nuts.

 

[Testosterone boy]

(I think this mind-set is linked to the same "big johnson tee shirt" gene)

Them Big Johnson t-shirts present a national crisis. Sorry man.

 

[Code]

Them Big Johnson t-shirts present a national crisis. Sorry man.

Unless you consider a bunch of fat red-necks dooming themselves to a lonely life a national crisis....

I don't, I think people wearing them are funny....the same way a guy with twelve toes is funny...both are throw backs in the evolutionary cycle.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Unless you consider a bunch of fat red-necks dooming themselves to a lonely life a national crisis....

That is quite the over reaction. The immense popularity of the t-shirts shows that few people have strong objections. I travel a lot and see them proudly displayed at a large number of popular stores in touristy towns. I've worn one enough times that it is almost worn out and noyone has ever objected. And I have picked up girls while wearing it and the girls seen it and talked about it.

Prolly helps that I look like a guy with a big johnson.

 

[Code]

That is quite the over reaction. The immense popularity of the t-shirts shows that few people have strong objections. I travel a lot and see them proudly displayed at a large number of popular stores in touristy towns. I've worn one enough times that it is almost worn out and noyone has ever objected. And I have picked up girls while wearing it and the girls seen it and talked about it.

Prolly helps that I look like a guy with a big johnson.

Not so much a reaction as an observation. When I was going to grad school, not once did I see a fellow grad student nor a professor wearing a Big Johnson Tee.

For that matter, I almost only see them in/around places like wal-mart, liqour stores and bait shops.

I think it's a long gone novelty, much like parachute pants.....only red-neck habits die hard

 

[sereneman]

also, I like to tell complete strangers total lies about myself just to see their reactions.
the stranger the lie, the more polite they usually are to me - and it is truely staggering how few are ever bothered by them.

I'm not into the social thing. Me ex used to make me go to these stupid functions with her and you have to hear all the worthless talk, i.e., people bragging about their achievements, portfolios, etc. One guy that I had no interest in speaking to asked me, "So what do you do for a living?" I told him that I kill people for the government but that I couldn't talk much about it. He actually believed me. My ex said he was asking her all kinds of questions about it. She played along. It turned an otherwise dull evening into an amusing one.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Not so much a reaction as an observation. When I was going to grad school, not once did I see a fellow grad student nor a professor wearing a Big Johnson Tee.

For that matter, I almost only see them in/around places like wal-mart, liqour stores and bait shops.

I think it's a long gone novelty, much like parachute pants.....only red-neck habits die hard

it would be professional suicide for a professor to wear such a lively shirt. Guaranteed complaints, the shirt is not for the work place. Grad students? Who cares what they wear. I never thought grad students were anything special other than good students with strong representation of liberals and gays.

I don't frequent wal-mart, liquor stores, and bait shops. i would be surprised to see one at wal-mart though. I only see them on the backs of tourists myself.

Is there any humor that none will find offensive?

 

[Code]

it would be professional suicide for a professor to wear such a lively shirt. Guaranteed complaints, the shirt is not for the work place. Grad students? Who cares what they wear. I never thought grad students were anything special other than good students with strong representation of liberals and gays.

I don't frequent wal-mart, liquor stores, and bait shops. i would be surprised to see one at wal-mart though. I only see them on the backs of tourists myself.

Is there any humor that none will find offensive?

Humor is always at the expense of others.

Most Professors have tenure and could wear a thong, tube top and a pipe and not hear a word about it.

One of my professor wore fuzzy slippers.

The one thing I do find funnyis your tenacity and loyalty to a Big Johnson Tee, especially when you *have* to know I'm just egging you on...

 

[Testosterone boy]

Humor is always at the expense of others.



The one thing I do find funnyis your tenacity and loyalty to a Big Johnson Tee, especially when you *have* to know I'm just egging you on...

I'm usually not a comedy fan for that reason. I guess I never felt the shirts placed an expense on someone. An innocent person won't even know what the shirt is really referring to.

yes...I just bought 7 of them on ebay. Recieved the last 2 today. I was thinking they would be good for ice breakers when on vacation. My size intimidates people so I try to be more approachable at times. Guess I should exercise selectivity when wearing them.

 

[Code]

Sorry man.
You need to read more of my posts. I egg on all the flame wars.

I'm a dick.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Sorry man.
You need to read more of my posts. I egg on all the flame wars.

I'm a dick.

Dicks don't say they are sorry. Maybe it is best that I be careful about wearing the shirts. I thought most everyone thought they were funny.

I was raised in Spain, hardly anything offends me. i like to see people having fun.

 

[Code]

Dicks don't say they are sorry. Maybe it is best that I be careful about wearing the shirts. I thought most everyone thought they were funny.

I was raised in Spain, hardly anything offends me. i like to see people having fun.

To be honest, I think t-shirts or for yardwork, the gym and cleaning the car/motorcycles.

So I'm biased against them anyway.

 

[SCOTTY-TWO-HOTTY]

Sometimes, for no reason at all, I insert my penis into bottles. I do this to see how long I can keep them suspended there, first while stationary then with a little jiggling going on. Also, I especially like to do this while naked and with someone who i've paid a fair amount of money to squirting any popular hot dog condiment onto my groin. If I'm in the mood, I'll wear plaid socks but that's it. What's more, if I can somehow manage to have a herd of cattle watching me in dumbounded confusion while I do this then I am one happy camper.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Testosterone boy]

To be honest, I think t-shirts or for yardwork, the gym and cleaning the car/motorcycles.

So I'm biased against them anyway.

So it may or may not be permissible to wear these shirts at the gym? I did it twice and the women were friendly. Guys seemed a litlle dumbfounded but I don't give a rats ass what they worry about.

 

[Code]

So it may or may not be permissible to wear these shirts at the gym? I did it twice and the women were friendly. Guys seemed a litlle dumbfounded but I don't give a rats ass what they worry about.

I don't really know.The gym I go to is pretty high dollar and I'm literally the only guy under 55 who goes there.

I wear one of my handful of t-shirts to the gym, none of them are risque or silly.

The things I see at the gym that make me wince are tons of naked old men in the locker room watching golf.

 

[sereneman]

I got a temporaty tattoo on me left arm that said BITE ME and I wore it around for a few days. It was a blast to see the reaction on some people's faces.
The next one I'm gonna get is gonna say, PUSSY EATER

 

[PinK233]

I'm definitely weird....not your normal chick...but I call it personality!

 

[Testosterone boy]

I got a temporaty tattoo on me left arm that said BITE ME and I wore it around for a few days. It was a blast to see the reaction on some people's faces.
The next one I'm gonna get is gonna say, PUSSY EATER

That type of stuff is fun. I like to wear controversial messages on vacation. people get all wired up sometimes.

 

[HappyScrappy]

when I go back to alumni functions, everyone is bragging about how successful they are.
I always say I'm a truck driver. I drive plantains for the cuba to maine route.
they always get this look of pity and confusion and then walk away.
the "away" part is all I really want.

 

[Testosterone boy]

when I go back to alumni functions, everyone is bragging about how successful they are.
I always say I'm a truck driver. I drive plantains for the cuba to maine route.
they always get this look of pity and confusion and then walk away.
the "away" part is all I really want.

I wonder if they are really so successful. I could present myself as extremely successful or not at all. Its all perspective. What is success? Most think it is money it seems.

BTW..I don't really believe this truck driver for Cuba business.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I always make up new stories for our alumni review magazines. everyone writes about how they are in the peace corps, or in med school, or at some big banking firm, etc etc.
I write in complicated and evolving stories of me making my wat accross the country, hitchiking with truckers and migrant workers, occasionally getting raped, and selling drugs. If there are any months that I don't write in, I just say I spent them in prison.

my letters never get printed, but occasionally they will make some remark that I'm weird.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Least you are active with the alumni. All I do is send them dues and use the calendar. Stickers are good for the window. Let the chicks know i got edumacated at good skool.