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How long before Britney Spears appear on Playboy??

Truthugs said:
no more than 1 year. shes a hoe, and she already knows it. seen her new video??
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yes, saw her video. Don´t know what else will she have to do in order to do an even hotter video.....wait, a porn one!!
 
I would say once her career starts to slow down dramatically----which I think might be in 10 years----she dosn't seem to be fading away any time soon
 
How you gonna call her a hoe? Gimme a break. That girl is on fire, but just because you know your tore up ass can never get anything like that doesnt make her a hoe..

That would be the best issue ever... But it aint gonna happen.

I will dream though
 
she was seen in a strip joint with her bf, and was open moputhed at the moves

by the end she was copying some

she keeps on sayihng she wants to be more adult....what better way. all i know is hefners gonna have to level a forest for the paper hes gonna need
 
dsnuts, you obviously haven't seen young Britney without makeup...........I wouldn't look at her twice in a bar looking like she does normally. What she looks like in her video's is just an electronic fantasy.
 
She'll be in Playboy after she has sex for the "first time".........which mean very shortly here due to the outbursts of her videos.
 
I'm with TxCollegeguy - 13 years it is.

wihtout makeup she looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome. large sloping eyes, big forehead.
but with makeup, I'd stick things in her. that's for sure.
 
jennifer said:
I would say once her career starts to slow down dramatically----which I think might be in 10 years----she dosn't seem to be fading away any time soon
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I agree Jenn, after two dud albums in a row, a bad movie and getting dissed and dumped by a beau.
 
I thought i was going to be wise and say that she'd do it as soon as her career started to die, but then i saw other people beat me to that. So maybe she'll do it when her career is at its height, inorder to get back at sexually repressive parents.
 
Yea she does look goofy, I finally figured out her eyes are too far apart-makes her look like an alien. BTW never thought she was that hot, you take any chick,give her implants,then three hours with a makeup artist and she will look hot.
 
Never! One year from know Brittany will finally be willing to give her self up to Justin. On the night of their of passionate humpy dumpy, Justin will get her all hot and horny.:horny: Just about the time he is going to penetrate and fornicate her flower he will say, "bitch get the fuck out" Startled Brittany will say, "why":shocked: "Because you made me wait this hole time to bang you and I'm finally sick of your shit bitch" Besides I have thousands of jailbait groupies to chose from. Brittany will become upset and start a downward spiral of drugs and long phone conversations with Michael Jackson. He will then persuade her to have a sex change to rebel against the evil world of pop music haters. With her new beefmaster and hairy balls "Bradney" will appear in a spread in the magazine Playgirl. Accidentally (yea right) Justin will find and read the issue of Playgirl. He will be amazed how "Bradney looks," and will contact him, her, It. They will fall in love, marry and adopt hundreds of Afgany refugee children. The End!:family:
 
the second everyone stops buying her albums because they realize her music really sux!! Id give it 2 years, it'll be solely a desperate attempt to revive her career
 
Playboy in 5 years, softcore porn in 8. She'll be a drugged out, washed up porn starlet by 2015. At that point I'll be able to own her for a couple hits of smack and some fake jewlery.

On a more serious note, can you imagine being the first guy to fuck her? Talk about bragging rights! :D
 
Just a few days ago the young pop sensation was strolling through an LA neighborhood when what looked like a 'giant penis' came out from behind a bush and attacked her.

Apparently a young LA man saw the starlette and proceeded to put on his 'giant penis' costume in order to starle Spears... "I happen to collect anything that has some kind of fallic meaning to it. The 'giant penis' costume is a rare item I own and is worth a great deal of money.

At Spears request, the young man had all charges against him dropped. "I know that he is a big fan of mine, and since going out with Justin Timberlake, seeing a 'giant penis' was a total relief!" The pop princess went ahead and even granted the young LA man who sometimes goes by the screen name "Plifter", backstage passes to her concert that night.

"What can I say?", said the young man, "Im one lucky dickhead!"
 
Dcup:

My god your stupid.
Why are you wasting all this time over britney spears? a what? an 18 or 19 year old virgin? WOW. A poppy sensation who I would personally like to plow with a flagpole, tie up to an upside down cross, tie it to a bungee cord, and swing her ass to and fro on a crane until the G forces cause her to pass out. Afterwards, The crane of course, would be next to a very deep lake, I would swing her out,over, and into the gigantic puddle. Then I would have her scalp, of course, in my duffelbag. I would proceed to burn it in some sort of ritual that would cause her soul endless torment in some sort of torpor where she remained awake and would see pictures of the other pop sensation christina agumakeup, being ravaged by a crazy looking man(me), over and over, for the rest of her eternity in the darkened place.
 
talonracer said:
Yea she does look goofy, I finally figured out her eyes are too far apart-makes her look like an alien. BTW never thought she was that hot, you take any chick,give her implants,then three hours with a makeup artist and she will look hot.
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Even after reading this, I still think she's hotter than most.
 
A poppy sensation who I would personally like to plow with a flagpole, tie up to an upside down cross, tie it to a bungee cord, and swing her ass to and fro on a crane until the G forces cause her to pass out.
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Have you ever heard of humour! I guess you didnt read both of my posts. I can't stand that bitch and others like her!:destroy:
 
Ive never understoood the whole "ga ga over Britney" thing....I see better looking girls everyday in Wal Mart....her body was basically average when she started, you can tell that she has worked on it lately - she looks alot better....

implants, bleach, makeup artists, choreographers - take it all away....she's just the girl next door who got very lucky!!!
 
One of the reasons she has made it so far is because of her great looks--but she still remains normal looking


you can't get far with just perfect looks, you have to have that ora that people can't get enough of----

And I quote Chris Rock "being famous is like having big titties, everyone stares at you but you can't help it, you were born that way" *at least that's pretty much what he said, it was damn funny*

Why do people always talk about Britney's beauty? Shit, the girl is hot. People always picking on her, saying she isn't perfect--well no duh---who is?

Look at Madonna---is she the most beautiful women in the world? No, but she sure has the world wrapped around her finger.

Power does not equal "perfect looks"

I would pick to be Hillary Clinton over any model ANY day
 
britney has a pretty decent body but her face just doesn't do it for me... that and i don't think she can sing.

but that is just me... i'm being honest, not catty.
 
britney has a pretty decent body but her face just doesn't do it for me... that and i don't think she can sing.
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Come on smalls, kick her ass. You know you want to. But one the other hand it will just probably just turn into another smalls movie. "Smalls does ass slaping on Britney!" :moon: :horny: :biggrin:
 
if i were to do a female celeb britney wouldn't make my list is what i'm saying...
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So are you telling me no pornos with white trash chicks? Dam and I could have sould a couple of hundred of those. Well how about "smalls does Julia Roberts" I would even be willing to cut a few girl on girl scenes to get the rating to NC-17. What do you think about that !
 
julia roberts doesn't do it for me... hmm. let me think of someone... i've already said julianne moore and gillian anderson (and i really don't have a redhead thing)...

can't think of any at the moment.. i'm stuck. i know there are more though.
 
I don't think Britney will ever do it--she's set for life, moneywise. And if she ever does, it'll be too late. I prefer to see her as young as possible, and she isn't getting any younger! :D
 
julia roberts doesn't do it for me... hmm. let me think of someone... i've already said julianne moore and gillian anderson (and i really don't have a redhead thing)...
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Tell you what smalls. We will just get some "fresh meat" with a hot body. Then we will brown bag her and you can draw the face of the sophisticated-looking women that you would like to fuzzy bump!
 
or better yet - i'll find my own chick with a hot body and face and ravage her in private...
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Yes, you could but wouldnt you rather do it on film? Think of all the Top Rama you could buy with the money I will pay you. You will never be hungry again. And you can look at your naked butt when you are 103.
 
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