Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below tempest2003
New member
how long after the last time you smoked it will weed show up in a UA?
How long afterwards will weed show up in a UA?
- Thread starter tempest2003
- Start date
gettinlarger
New member
I've heard between a week and a month.
When's the test?
When's the test?
tempest2003
New member
within the week, i smoked 2 days ago, think this stuff would work? http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2935698093&category=1468
gettinlarger
New member
If you knew the test was within the week, you're an idiot for smoking so close to it.
I don't know if that will work. See if you can get some the die-hard weed advocates on this board to help you out homey.
Good luck broly.
I don't know if that will work. See if you can get some the die-hard weed advocates on this board to help you out homey.
Good luck broly.
tempest2003
New member
i didnt know, the guy called me thismorning to see if i was still interested in a job
gettinlarger
New member
tempest2003 said:
Ahhhh. Understood. I take my idiot thing back.
tempest2003
New member
hah not a problem
jackangel
New member
You could pass it, but it's a toss up. Most common answer is around a month, but it could be more or less, depending on your recent smoking habits, your body composition/metabolism, and your level of activity. And maybe other shit too... Whatever you do, it's important to drink A LOT of water. Drink constantly...and then some people take a vitamin (b12?) to turn their diluted piss yellow again. Some people recommend cranberry juice too. I've never had to beat one, so I don't know which supplements are trusted, but if I find one that people like, I'll mention it.
1-4 weeks, really depends on your freq. of smoking and how lean you are, since THC is fat soluable
However, you can usually dilute your urine enough to pass the test temporarily, which is the reason for those cleansers. The cleansers usually consist of:
- Food coloring and flavoring
- B Vitamin complex (to keep your piss yellow)
- Creatine (to keep your creatinine levels within normal range)
You probably have all of the above at home. If you dont want to buy a cleanser ($25-50) B Vitamins are cheap as fuck at the store, so take a handful, and creatine a few days leading up to the test and a bunch on the day of the test.
Keys to passing
- No cardio the day before or day of the drug test
- Drink at least 1-2 gallons of water the day of the test and piss as many times as possible before going in, note: drinking water the days leading up to the test wont help at all
- When its finally time to fill the cup, begin pissing in the toilet for a few seconds, then fill the cup, then finish in the toilet. The first and last parts of your piss are the dirtiest.
- There is a study I posted on here one time that showed that a few drops of Visine can destroy THC metabolites, but dont overdo it.
Other things to remember:
- Goldenseal & Niacin wont do shit (and Goldenseal can be tested for)
- Vinegar wont do shit
- Your first piss of the day is your dirtiest
- Any additive you've thought of adding besides Visine will probably show up. Chlorox, Soap, etc. all leave some kind of residue, or change the PH to unhuman levels. They will let your future boss know you tampered with the test...not good.
However, you can usually dilute your urine enough to pass the test temporarily, which is the reason for those cleansers. The cleansers usually consist of:
- Food coloring and flavoring
- B Vitamin complex (to keep your piss yellow)
- Creatine (to keep your creatinine levels within normal range)
You probably have all of the above at home. If you dont want to buy a cleanser ($25-50) B Vitamins are cheap as fuck at the store, so take a handful, and creatine a few days leading up to the test and a bunch on the day of the test.
Keys to passing
- No cardio the day before or day of the drug test
- Drink at least 1-2 gallons of water the day of the test and piss as many times as possible before going in, note: drinking water the days leading up to the test wont help at all
- When its finally time to fill the cup, begin pissing in the toilet for a few seconds, then fill the cup, then finish in the toilet. The first and last parts of your piss are the dirtiest.
- There is a study I posted on here one time that showed that a few drops of Visine can destroy THC metabolites, but dont overdo it.
Other things to remember:
- Goldenseal & Niacin wont do shit (and Goldenseal can be tested for)
- Vinegar wont do shit
- Your first piss of the day is your dirtiest
- Any additive you've thought of adding besides Visine will probably show up. Chlorox, Soap, etc. all leave some kind of residue, or change the PH to unhuman levels. They will let your future boss know you tampered with the test...not good.
