how in the hell do I make my thoat stop hurting?

[HamsterHider]

so doc says I have a viral infection. I take tylenol, chloraseptic louzanges and drink lots of fluid. this fucking throat hurts to even swallow water help.

 

[Parrottrifle]

First of all, you will have to stop sucking on Anal Anal-plorer's dildo. It is just simply too big for you.

 

[Raina]

I like that cherry stuff that you spray into your throat. It will make it all numb. I guess there are assorted flavors but I think that all but the cherry flavor are quite icky. Hope you feel better.

 

[Y_lifter]

Gargle with some Wild Turkey 151 Bourbon tonight..
That will burn that crap right on outa there..

 

[kunta]

try some throat yogurt

 

[Code]

Take May's cock out of your throat. The pain is likely from the scabs.

 

[frorider6]

I like to drink OJ when my throat is sore from sucking too many co..... I mean when I have a cold.

Seriously, drink some OJ. I don't know why but it always helps me.

 

[Hannibal]

You have to open wide for a long spray of "the one that coats and soothes."

"good to the last drop"

coffee might help a sore throat....yeah coffee

 

[john937]

Throw your head back and gargle real deep with "Cloraseptic".
It's got a pain numbing agent (benzocaine?)
If you can find it, there's a gargle called "Pain-A-Lay", but I haven't seen it in years.
It was for people with toothache waiting to get into the dentist.
Now that stuff was strong.

 

[3Vandoo]

Take some water but some heavy salt in it, mix.

gargle, repeat and repeat

 

[Legs1010]

cut your head off.