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heatherrae
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It makes me feel ashamed to be caucasian.
about 10 pts gayer. The dude isn't even dancing "with" those over-dressed 80's chics.
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jenscats5
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Unclean!!
StickFigure
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the same way it made me feel the first and last time I saw that movie.....
What movie was it, so I know who all to kill.
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heatherrae
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looks like some Jean Claude Van Dame movie, right? He is such a tool! I've always hated him!
HeatherRae said:
That clip makes perfect sense too, being that he's gay.
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hanselthecaretaker said:
Is he?? I didn't know that.....
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hanselthecaretaker said:
I wanna say it was Kickboxer. That's the only one coming to me.
HeatherRae said:
I remember seeing "Van-Toolage" a few days after he got his ass handed to him by some dude in a bar on the east coast a few years back when I was still working in the film industry....He was telling these girls at a bar called the "Cat and Fiddle" in Hollywood, that he got messed up doing his own stunts in a movie he was filming. The truth was, he hadn't worked for a couple of years at that point and nobody was even interested in him. Then a couple of days after that, the story broke in the media about the fight in I think Boston or N.Y. (not sure) east coast anyway. I just thought what a colossal tit-head! I shoulda tossed him around a bit that night just for him being him.
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gotmojo said:
gawd that's painful
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heatherrae
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I wish you would have kicked the shit out of him. Shoot, I could probably kick the shit out of him. He was never really a fighter. He was a ballet dancer.gotmojo said:
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cboogsrun said:
I must concur
HeatherRae said:
Yup, he looked aweful too....it was around the time when he was just coming down from his peak with drug use. He is a tiny guy to begin with but he just fit the stereotypical junkie image both physically and also from a behavioral stand point. All that shit mixed with his dimming fame and prima-donna attitude was quite sickening to watch. It was funny too because the girls obviously weren't biting on his lame ass shit. They were just kind of tolerating him 'til he staggerred to the next filled barstool.
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heatherrae
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From what I hear that was bogus and that he never actually fought anyone. That could just be an urban legend. I heard it on the internet. Imagine that? LOL.StickFigure said:
cboogsrun said:
Tis true.....................................But, he was a dancer as well...although you wouldn't know after seeing him gettin' jiggy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Claude_Van_Damme
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heatherrae
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Regardless, he's still a gigantic TOOL
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gotmojo said:
LOL@gettin' jiggy!!
HeatherRae said:
Wow HR is showing some sass. So continue, who else do you think are tools? (this is interesting)
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heatherrae
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Steven Seagal makes my ass itch! I hate him too! lol.hanselthecaretaker said:Wow HR is showing some sass. So continue, who else do you think are tools? (this is interesting)
HeatherRae said:
So in other words any 80's/90's action star that tried to dethrone Arnold?
Cool.
Respectfully,You people as usual don't know what the hell you're talking about. That guy could have made mincemeat out of the average man. He had real skillz. He fucked up a guy permanently on a movie set with one of his kicks. I remember reading about it. He's no Chuck Norris, but he wasn't a wimp either
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heatherrae
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hmmm...i don't know. I can't think of others in that category.hanselthecaretaker said:So in other words any 80's/90's action star that tried to dethrone Arnold?
Cool.
Other toolbags who make my ass itch = John Ashcroft, Dennis Miller, any of the Baldwins...lol.
HeatherRae said:
The Baldwins!!! LMFAO you're awesome. Randy Quaid is another! So is that greasy ass Giovanni Ribisi kid.
biteme said:
You don't know what you are talking about....read the "wikpedia" link I posted ^^^ that substantiates his titles and skills, those are'nt actually being knocked.
What I am talking about is the fact that he was so f'd up from drug and alcohol abuse that he was nowhere near "fit" or even healthy when his ass was beat.
Secondly, I don't care how many skills you have, they don't keep yyou from being a TOOL, and they sure as hell don't make you a good dancer!
Dude was, WAS a good fighter, but he was never superhuman.
Respectfully of course.
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heatherrae
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Steven Segal is a badass in real life. I don't contest that. He's still an enormous TOOLBAG!biteme said:
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heatherrae
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Oh God, and those kids from "Growing up Gotti" should have all been left in a condom before conception. UGH!!!!hanselthecaretaker said:
HeatherRae said:
May very well be the funniest shit I've ever heard a girl say here.
A. Van Damme =
"I'm 5'10' and 185 lbs".. He also commented many eons ago that "What my fans seem to be surprised at is my height. I'm 5'10" tall, but they often say, 'Oh, you're so short!' I think they expect me to be 6'4" tall!".
B. MOJO =
A brick shit house @ 6' 2", 275 on a clean bulk after cutting down to 250.
A + B = Van Damme is tiny.
"I'm 5'10' and 185 lbs".. He also commented many eons ago that "What my fans seem to be surprised at is my height. I'm 5'10" tall, but they often say, 'Oh, you're so short!' I think they expect me to be 6'4" tall!".
B. MOJO =
A brick shit house @ 6' 2", 275 on a clean bulk after cutting down to 250.
A + B = Van Damme is tiny.
How does that clip make me feel ... honestly? Makes me cringe with embarassement for Jean Claude. How could he have seen that scene and said, "Oh, that's a terrific addition to the movie!" He would have done better beating the one girl to death with the other girl, now THAT's entertainment ...
I have to say the dude can't be gay though, every gay guy I've ever known could dance halfway decent.
I have to say the dude can't be gay though, every gay guy I've ever known could dance halfway decent.
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