how do you

[Buddy_Christ]

get the smell of protein farts out of a car seat? cloth seats, not leather (i wouldn't rip ass on leather.)

 

[onerepmaximum]

You have to force them out, bounce up and down alot.

 

[jerkbox]

lick them

 

[Buddy_Christ]

but when i bounce up and down a lot and i'm gassy i just end up putting more farts into the seat.

 

[plowboy]

fabreeze.

 

[Ganryu]

Suck them out with your mouth, mang. Damn, you people...

 

[Buddy_Christ]

lick them

actually, my dogs will do this for me. problem is they'll try to eat the seat.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Suck them out with your mouth, mang. Damn, you people...

that never seemed to work in boot camp, but every time someone ripped ass, the drill instructors would say "suck it up!" and we would try to.

 

[onerepmaximum]

You have to force them out, bounce up and down alot.

catch 22 I see. You never had to "turn on the hoovers" in boot camp when someone farted and the DI didn't want to smell it?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

see above post onerep

 

[onerepmaximum]

see above post onerep

Ha, I missed that one. Did you go to San Diego or Paradise Island?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

paradise...if you can call it that. glad i didn't go to san diego. yeah, i had to suffer the sand fleas and the humidity, but they have mega hills to hike up, and i always had problems keeping up on forced marches. short legs.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Yeah, I went to SD. I've never heard anyone that went to the island say what you just said. You got some k coming.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

ha ha! thanks. i'll have to hit ya back as well.

oh, btw, i spent almost 3 1/2 years stationed in 29 Palms, so i got to experience the desert and the hills first hand.

how long were you in? when did you get out?