How do you wipe your ass?

[Morris Ibanez]

I seen a ngr at the gym last week wipe his ass while sitting on the toilet and making his strokes from ass towards balls. Is this a common practice or is stinky nuts all on his own with his ass wiping technique?

 

[Morris Ibanez]

For the record I wipe my ass standing up and the next mutha fucker to red Morris will die of fucking aids given to you anally by a faggot with a blistered puss oozing cawck.

 

[WoodyO]

I'm almost ready to wipe. I'll let you know in a few minutes.

 

[Morris Ibanez]

Pics or you sux colored boy cock

 

[WoodyO]

Of my shit, my TP or my wiping technique?

 

[Bossinova]

I seen a ngr at the gym last week wipe his ass while sitting on the toilet and making his strokes from ass towards balls.

is that frowned upon?

 

[WoodyO]

I've got 3 times already today and I can't even remember the wipe.

 

[Morris Ibanez]

is that frowned upon?

Oh no just wondering if I am doing it right?

 

[WoodyO]

I worked back to front, front to back and ended with a counter-clockwise swirl.

 

[Bossinova]

Oh no just wondering if I am doing it right?

that's what the mudflap is for

 

[Morris Ibanez]

that's what the mudflap is for

Hence the phrase stinky nuts. My nuts remain fresh as a summers breeze because I wipe away from them.

 

[Bossinova]

nah bro...you just dip your balls in the toilet to rinse them off after you flush.

 

[Morris Ibanez]

nah bro...you just dip your balls in the toilet to rinse them off after you flush.

I bet that does give you a lil relaxing therapeutic whirlpool action

 

[Mad Jasper]

I wipe away from my balls and flush. Then I dip my finger in the clean water and then shove it my asshole to make sure it's clean on the inside.

 

[Strongbow]

This thread has shitty balls

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[-SD-]

What the fuck you doing watching dudes take a shit and wipe their ass anyhow you faggot wing

 

[PICK3]

lotta Mo's up in here

 

[hardrock]

Side to side. It's a fucking mess.

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[TableFun]

I just scoot my ass across the shag bath mat

 

[PICK3]

I just scoot my ass across the shag bath mat

ololololololololol!

 

[Strongbow]

ololololololololol!

Totw

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[Strongbow]

Totw

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I can't reach my ass sitting and wiping back to front must be some kinda 1/2 a faggot trick to it

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[Bossinova]

it's easier to fish hook your butthole that way

 

[Strongbow]

it's easier to fish hook your butthole that way

Wut

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[Bossinova]

 

[PICK3]

knot clicking

 

[Fitguy3030]

I have the help wipe my ass for me ain't nobody got time for that

 

[nangiggles]

I just scoot my ass across the shag bath mat

Loooool

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[WoodyO]

I try to avoid wiping and just jump in the shower afterwards.

 

[hardrock]

I try to avoid wiping and just jump in the shower afterwards.

After a messy #6

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[-SD-]

what a shit thread

 

[Morris Ibanez]

You wanna get a motel room with me SD?

 

[WoodyO]

Save some money. Just go in the alley behind the motel.

 

[JayC9]

bum gun trumps the wipe

 

[-SD-]

You wanna get a motel room with me SD?

How about underneath the high school bleachers, your favorite.