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How do I clone me a midget?

Mysterio

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Anyways, I want to learn how to clone midgets preferably around 3 ft. tall, so I can create my own midget federation called EMW. Ok so how would I go about cloning me some midgets and please only serious replies thanks!
 
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georgie24 said:
first you would need about 700,000 in lab rental eqipment, if you got that ill tell you the next step

then what do I do? :confused: Sorry I am amateur when it comes to cloning.
 
By the way EMW stands for EXtreme Midget Wrestling. It's going to be dope and I will be showcasing all kinds of death matches with midgets. What do you guys think? Should I use another name?
 
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Are you gonna have real midgets or are you gonna have those stupid people with dwarfism? I hate dwarfs, they look ugly. I hate people that look ugly. Ugly people make me depressed.
 
Advaik said:
Are you gonna have real midgets or are you gonna have those stupid people with dwarfism? I hate dwarfs, they look ugly. I hate people that look ugly. Ugly people make me depressed.


What are you talking about theres nothing wrong with being dwarfs Advaik? :mad: Midgets or dwarfs there all the same. :rolleyes:
 
georgie24 said:
first you would need about 700,000 in lab rental eqipment, if you got that ill tell you the next step

Well georgie it so happens that I do have700,000 in lab rental eqipment lying around so what now?
 
Fidget?

Well I plan on making them fight in a barbwire steel cage full of weapons, panes of widow glass set up in the corner, both table and ladders wraped in barbwire.....OH what carnage! :evil: :D
 
Well since were doing a cross breed of midgets is there anyway I can cross breed a midget with a sloth? I think that would really be sweet. :)
 
Mysterio said:



What are you talking about theres nothing wrong with being dwarfs Advaik? :mad: Midgets or dwarfs there all the same. :rolleyes:

cha cha cha, you are so wrong, read this.

"Some people are confused about the difference between dwarfs and midgets and some don’t even think there is a difference. Well there is a difference and once you lay out the facts, it is not too difficult to tell between the two. Dwarfs are people of small stature with a genetic condition with distinct differences in physical features. Dwarfs mostly have prominent foreheads and/or are usually bull-legged. The arms and legs are short compared to the trunk-leg. Other signs include, a flat or even depressed area at the base of the nose. Dwarfs also have poor dental structure. Midgets, however, do not have genetic or distinct differences in physical features. Midgets are literally short people. People that are classified as midgets are fully grown only to reach the height of 4”9. It is also an offensive named used to people of short stature or even dwarfs. "

Midgets are cool though, I like midgets, they look like kids :D. I want a midget as a pet, do you think I could buy one off the black market? I wonder how much one would cost... I bet they are hard to house train...
 
Advaik said:


cha cha cha, you are so wrong, read this.

"Some people are confused about the difference between dwarfs and midgets and some don’t even think there is a difference. Well there is a difference and once you lay out the facts, it is not too difficult to tell between the two. Dwarfs are people of small stature with a genetic condition with distinct differences in physical features. Dwarfs mostly have prominent foreheads and/or are usually bull-legged. The arms and legs are short compared to the trunk-leg. Other signs include, a flat or even depressed area at the base of the nose. Dwarfs also have poor dental structure. Midgets, however, do not have genetic or distinct differences in physical features. Midgets are literally short people. People that are classified as midgets are fully grown only to reach the height of 4”9. It is also an offensive named used to people of short stature or even dwarfs. "

Midgets are cool though, I like midgets, they look like kids :D. I want a midget as a pet, do you think I could buy one off the black market? I wonder how much one would cost... I bet they are hard to house train...

NOT TRUE! The term midget is usually applied to physically well-proportioned dwarfs. The term pygmy is applied.
 
I just got one thing to say: I can't argue with that! Now get to cloning, I wanna see this before I lose interest in midgets.

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Mysterio, I am near midget size at my towering height of 5'5" and I really dont appreciate the midget cloning idea. I think that you should adopt me and Ill be your midget. I am not gay so none of that man love shit.
 
solidj55 said:
Mysterio, I am near midget size at my towering height of 5'5" and I really dont appreciate the midget cloning idea. I think that you should adopt me and Ill be your midget. I am not gay so none of that man love shit.

Ok your name will be El Grande!
 
Where is a good midget wrestling school at? I need to hire some midgets pretty soon so my federation can get going.
 
Seeing as I am a midget I would like to be on the wrestling team, let me know when you get the program started
 
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