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How do fat guys get hot wives?

gymtime

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It's easy. Just get yourself a TV show.

So lemme see if I understand this. The TV networks pair up these bloated fat-asses like Chris Penn, Jim Belushi, Drew Carey, and the King of Queens guy with these HOT women, and we're all supposed to believe they're married?

I mean come the fuck on...is it me??
 
that king of queens guys if fucking unreal to have such a hot piece of ass for a wife
 
With money. The way I see it, if a woman can't appreciate a man with a body like mine and the disclipline that it takes to acquire it, I don't need them. I do it for myself now.
 
slobberknocker said:
personality.....
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WOuld you date a 300 lb. woman with a great personality? What makes a good personality? IMO of myself, I'm just a laid back guy that doesn't hurt anyone. I don't have much personality I don't think, but I'm a good guy. Guess that doesn't count for much.
 
gymtime said:
It's easy. Just get yourself a TV show.

So lemme see if I understand this. The TV networks pair up these bloated fat-asses like Chris Penn, Jim Belushi, Drew Carey, and the King of Queens guy with these HOT women, and we're all supposed to believe they're married?

I mean come the fuck on...is it me??
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i think you should seriously check out this GREAT site which explains this phenomeon (sp)., amongst others:
www/intellectualwhores.com/ladderintro.html

it totally explains men and womens interaction, and why fat fucks get the hot gash.

read it and learn. i am now enlightened.
 
better question is what are buff guys doing with fat chicks?

Go to any walmart and you will see inshape, handsome guys strolling with @#^*ing PIGS !!! I never understood that one.
 
That King of Queens dude lost weight recently and is engaged now to a fairly hot Asian chick.

Women go after different things than men. Men just have to blow their load and they are done with the reproductive process. Women have to be healthy enough to carry the damn thing for enough time and then be able to have a healthy kid and feed it and the like.
Women are drawn to men that will be able to provide for said kid - men are drawn to women that have traits of good health and likely good child rearing.
Men are very visual and analytical, women are very emotional and verbal. Men care about looks, women care about communication.

They aren't consciously doing this, it is just based on what is essentially instinct.

As you age and the biological clock is ticking, you will see this process amplify.

The current trend of women working longer throws off when they would normally have kids, so then you get some interesting side effects in who they are drawn to and why. Largely depending on if they are looking for people to have kids with, or looking to just have sex.

Then there are the people that lay outside of the curve and while they are there, they do not disprove anything.
 
gymtime said:
It's easy. Just get yourself a TV show.

So lemme see if I understand this. The TV networks pair up these bloated fat-asses like Chris Penn, Jim Belushi, Drew Carey, and the King of Queens guy with these HOT women, and we're all supposed to believe they're married?

I mean come the fuck on...is it me??
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I bet you think cartoons are for real, too.
 
Hengst said:
better question is what are buff guys doing with fat chicks?

Go to any walmart and you will see inshape, handsome guys strolling with @#^*ing PIGS !!! I never understood that one.
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Because fat chics are self conscious and try harder in the sack.

They can't fuck good, so they have to give great blowjobs.

another man won't try to steal that fat chic from them.

Fat chics like to cook.

Fat chics worship them and treat them like kings because they know they won't get another mate.
 
Many get fat after kids. There is a weird thing called unconditional love when it comes to a spouse. That includes when they may be over-weight. I think the world would be a better place if people could learn this trait.

And no....my wife is not fat.
 
beastboy said:
Many get fat after kids. There is a weird thing called unconditional love when it comes to a spouse. That includes when they may be over-weight. I think the world would be a better place if people could learn this trait.

And no....my wife is not fat.
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For now.....
 
I don't consider myself hot, so don't know how I apply to this equation. I think a hot girl dates a non hot male, because they are sick and tired of what that "hot" man will put them through. A hot guy feels like he's owed something. Most of the time they know they are hot and they are arrogant about it. A fat/ugly guy is so appreciative to have a beautiful women that he may treat her better because he realized what a treasure he has.


But, I'm fucked up emotionally right now, so I can't really help you. I thought I looked pretty damn good, but my husband would rather fuck 300 pound fat asses....go figure. He was hot at one time, I think he was trying to recapture that feeling of someone wanting him so bad.
 
Maybe the fat guy has a better personality? More money? or they just clicked?




Then again, maybe that "hot guy" is not so hot?
 
MONEY!! Also maybe these women have low self esteem and are going for a safe bet.
Either way this type of women always lusts after a real man (like me)
 
My ex that I'm still head over heels in love with after like 3 years is dating a fat guy now. She's hot to....
 
onerepmaximum said:
And here I was choosing my profession because I thought UNIX sys. admins pulled all the ass. I can't win.
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Isn't this the truth. Here I am in my 6th year of UNIX admin and still no MTV Cribs episode with random strippers laying around my place waiting till I give them the queue to gobble my piece. "Disappointment" doesn't quite encompass all I feel about my choice in careers.
 
This board tend s to have no idea how important personality is.

I dumped what I thought was THE hottest chick on the planet. Reason? For being a bitch.
 
supersizeme said:


Isn't this the truth. Here I am in my 6th year of UNIX admin and still no MTV Cribs episode with random strippers laying around my place waiting till I give them the queue to gobble my piece. "Disappointment" doesn't quite encompass all I feel about my choice in careers.
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Me too bro. I was sure I would be photographing centerfolds well before now.


I've shot four.............have over 700 photos. Thinking about selling them on Ebay but I've always thought selling photos to be sleazy unless the model gets a take and grants permission.
 
flexygrl said:


But, I'm fucked up emotionally right now, so I can't really help you. I thought I looked pretty damn good, but my husband would rather fuck 300 pound fat asses....go figure. He was hot at one time, I think he was trying to recapture that feeling of someone wanting him so bad.
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Was she really 300 lbs? thats an interesting twist if so.


I'd agree with NoDaddyNo's idea. taht women look for different things when trying to procreate. No matter what feminists say its very very hard to have kids and have a job at the same time (about 33% of working women are w/o kids, 44% of those working for fortune 500 companies are w/o kids), so a woman stays home w/the kids & needs a man who can not only support himself but her and her kids (maybe 5-7 kids) on 1 salary. Women want a guy who can support 5+ people (husband, wife, 3+ kids) on 1 persons salary.

and that personality thing, can't forget that.
 
nordstrom said:


Was she really 300 lbs? thats an interesting twist if so.

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Getting head from the fatties is always the best. By the way nordstorm, tell your mother to stop wearing different colored lipstick. I'm getting a damn rainbow around my dick.
 
IhateOsama said:


Getting head from the fatties is always the best. By the way nordstorm, tell your mother to stop wearing different colored lipstick. I'm getting a damn rainbow around my dick.
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thats just an organic rash from syphilis, not lipstick. I suggest you get a job that pays more than $4/hr so you can afford prostitutes that are free of skin lesions and dandruff.
 
fuck it- it's all money. everyone knows that women are pretty fucking horny. how the fuck could some fat bastard satisfy a hot chick except with money. and i've seen some of these hotties picking up male hookers. so much for their fat turds personality and crap like that.
 
its because most of these tv show guys are comedians in RL and they just look that way. The casting people generally don't want an "ugly" character playing the female lead role. I seen King of Queens filmed in the studio a few times... and Kevin James (fat guy) is way out of Leah Remini's league IMO... she's pretty lame.
 
I know a guy who looks like a cross between The Penguin from Batman, J.D. Hogg from Dukes of Hazzard, anf Joe Pesci. He crushes ass every night. He is so goddamn charming, you can't help but like him. And everytime we went out, he whacked a different hot chick. It was ridiculous. He was a four, and these girls were a nine. It was a solid five point differential.

He wasn't really rich, or connected, he was just funny as fuckiing hell. He was the party. And he got laid because of it.
 
the most beautiful girl i know, is in my class, she is 6"0 long blonde hair naturally tanned C cup, fine ass, she models and on top of all that her daddy owns a few million bucks.

I'd hit it of course. but ive had better convos with stuffed animals. I wouldn't date her. shes smart too. but so shallow and fake and apathic... spoilt

shes never had a bf for longer the say a week
 
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