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How cold would it have to be......

It will never be that cold on plannet earth for your pee to freeze (taking in to account the temp and the movement and heat of the pee and the distance that needs to be traveled)...

Well it will never be that cold on earth during our lifetimes and for the next 20+ generations.
 
considering the possible climate conditions, far too cold to further expose your already frozen shriveled wiener, so forget it
 
if it's THAT cold around me mine would go "turtle head" and not come out.
 
Just piss on an electric fence and you won't care to do anymore experiment's with your cawk........
 
It will never be that cold on plannet earth for your pee to freeze (taking in to account the temp and the movement and heat of the pee and the distance that needs to be traveled)...

Well it will never be that cold on earth during our lifetimes and for the next 20+ generations.

Who says I'm not headed to space?
 
I've tried it, didnt work. (yes I grabbed it to make sure it was on)


I can guarantee it works maybe you got a

weak stream?

Small hose?

Flomax will help you with all your cawk experiments.....

store up vast quantitys of piss

jus sayin grew up on a farm and when i was a young kid it worked.

Only fell for it once.
 
Hahahahaha Chris man, you have to have power to the fence. LOL MOTODAWG!!!!!!!

See post 16. I grabbed the fence to make sure it was on, but I have to admit, I wasnt thrilled with the idea of electricuting my dick, so it wasnt like I was pissing full blast to try to do it, I just wanted my cousin to see that I tried so he would stfu.

That reminds me what a dick he was.... We were cleaning out of engine on my old trail bike and I was testing the sparkplug with the kick start, saw it was good. The electrode needed a bit of cleaning tho, so I was gonna wipe it off with a shop towel (had some black grungy stuff on it) and I didnt take it out of the plug and after I cleaed it, I had my hand on the electrode and that fucker slammed the kickstart and shocked the fuck out of me....
 
See post 16. I grabbed the fence to make sure it was on, but I have to admit, I wasnt thrilled with the idea of electricuting my dick, so it wasnt like I was pissing full blast to try to do it, I just wanted my cousin to see that I tried so he would stfu.

That reminds me what a dick he was.... We were cleaning out of engine on my old trail bike and I was testing the sparkplug with the kick start, saw it was good. The electrode needed a bit of cleaning tho, so I was gonna wipe it off with a shop towel (had some black grungy stuff on it) and I didnt take it out of the plug and after I cleaed it, I had my hand on the electrode and that fucker slammed the kickstart and shocked the fuck out of me....


That hurts bad. I had a friend do it to me he would dip a plug in gas then then put iot in the plugwire and kick it and it would light, he's was like hey try it so i dipped it in gas and when i was putting it back in the plugwire he kicked the crap out of it, no compression in the cylinder just a free flyin piston....damn i was pissed!
 
Solution path (I'm not gonna look all this up)

1) I'd model the urine stream as a column of fluid following a parabolic arch

2) Then I'd model each slice of the column as a differential element of radius "r" (the radius of the stream).

3) Based on the parabolic path given in (1), you know how long the urine is in contact with the ambient temperature.

4) I'd model the heat transferred out of the differential element in (2) -- but keep in mind it is also in contact with differential elements before and after the specific slice in the stream. This is a boundary value calculus problem I believe. You know the temperature at the air/surface boundary -- it must be the ambient temperature.

5) So you'd then have the temperature of the differential element as a function of time. You also know the time the element spent in the air from (3). So calculate the temperature of the differential element at that time and if it's below the freezing point of urine (which will be lower than the freezing point of water due to boiling point suppression), it will freeze!

Before I got to caught-up in the nasty integrals though, I'd probably just do a finite element analysis on it and be done with it.

Where the hell is samoth when you need him?

Just sayin'
 
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