How can you develop a short term cough?

[Testosterone boy]

I'll be having meetings in the future with people who want to extract maximum information.

Since I know the game plan, I want to soil it a bit and have a real cough.

What product makes you cough for a controlled period.

Serious question.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Well?

 

[Spartacus]

do some serious bong hits

 

[mountain muscle]

Ummm, Buy a carton of cigs?

 

[Smurfy]

smoke a cigarette right before your meeting or jam a q-tip in your ear right beforehand. that always makes me cough.

 

[Testosterone boy]

do some serious bong hits

Yah right. Being stoned...brilliant.


I need to cough a lot for maybe an hour or so.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

irritate the back of your throat with something. you could try pepper but its a bit too harsh...experiment a bit

(fkn sadist)

 

[Testosterone boy]

irritate the back of your throat with something. you could try pepper but its a bit too harsh...experiment a bit

(fkn sadist)

That would give me a natural cough? Like a chronic smoker might have?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

That would give me a natural cough? Like a chronic smoker might have?

yeah, mechanical stimulation of the throat or upper lung (brochii etc) will cause a cough...keeping it going heavily for so long is going to be really difficult though. i personally think youre reaching.

 

[Testosterone boy]

yeah, mechanical stimulation of the throat or upper lung (brochii etc) will cause a cough...keeping it going heavily for so long is going to be really difficult though. i personally think youre reaching.

WTHell

Reaching? From the GoldenReacher himself?

Trying to develop a cough for an intermittent period is not that fanciful I would think.

 

[Spartacus]

Yah right. Being stoned...brilliant.


I need to cough a lot for maybe an hour or so.

bring a dugout and do some more hits in the men's room

 

[chewyxrage]

wtf are you doing milking some health insurance or something?


Why can you just fake it?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

WTHell

Reaching? From the GoldenReacher himself?

Trying to develop a cough for an intermittent period is not that fanciful I would think.

im not sure i understand this "goldenreacher" thing, so youll have to explain it to me

anyway trying to develop a severe cough for an hour or so is going to be hard. coughing serves a purpose - to get crap out of your airways - and so whatever you decide to put in there is going to be expelled reasonably quickly (minutes) and youll be back to square one, unless you put something in that is significantly irritatnt in nature (pepper, various chemicals) but imo the effect is going to be too intense, especially in the beginning...not to mention uncomfortable.

trying to find something that is temporary that is going to give just the right degree of irritation is going to be difficult. try faking it instead

 

[Testosterone boy]

wtf are you doing milking some health insurance or something?


Why can you just fake it?

I'm not trying to fake a lung condition. I just don't want to give an entertaining interview.

I don't like to fake things. Though recently trading calls with a Yellowstone bull was quite entertaining.

 

[chewyxrage]

I'm not trying to fake a lung condition. I just don't want to give an entertaining interview.

I don't like to fake things. Though recently trading calls with a Yellowstone bull was quite entertaining.

ah so you don't want to fake it at the interview, you just want something to damage your lungs enough to cough alot. Wait isn't that the same as faking?

 

[wootoom]

honetly HIV

 

[Testosterone boy]

ah so you don't want to fake it at the interview, you just want something to damage your lungs enough to cough alot. Wait isn't that the same as faking?

I don't want to give an "entertaining" interview. Enough information has been obtained...by hook or by crook.

I don't want to damage my lungs. How in the world did you read that into it?

 

[chewyxrage]

What product makes you cough for a controlled period.

Serious question.

This

 

[PICK3]

Jiz

 

[Testosterone boy]

This

Yea I see.

I see the cough as a method to give an unattractive interview.

I inhaled a little silica in July. Still cough intermittently from that. Weird.