Hostel....

[The Shadow]

Simply the most overhyped 90 minutes of my life.

Don't waste your time.



Wallance and Grommit however made me chuckle.

 

[alien amp pharm]

No desire to see people get tortured anyways. Why that appeals to people baffles me.

 

[nycgirl]

No desire to see people get tortured anyways. Why that appeals to people baffles me.

Same here.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Same here.

I want to have sex with alien amp pharm.


*awaiting a same here reply*

 

[manny78]

So this movie is about torture right ? What's the big hype around it ? I was going to rent it this weekend....

 

[Frisky]

Simply the most overhyped 90 minutes of my life.

Don't waste your time.



Wallance and Grommit however made me chuckle.

I agree.. went watch it at the movies when it came out and this weekend a friend wanted to watch it so I went pick it up. It was gory nonetheless but the acting sucked.. I want my 90 mins back

 

[Becoming]

agreed.


all the reviews said the sex in the first part was totally over the top... I thought it was pretty tame...

the torture shit wasn't half as terrible as they made it out to be...

plus I disagree with any horror movie having a happy ending...

I gave it a b-

 

[AAP]

well tell me all about it, I am not going to rent it anyway

 

[The Shadow]

3 guys on a backpacking trip thru Europe intent on banging chicks and smoking pot.

The get a "referal" to a hostel in Slovakia - hot chicks etc.

Its a set-up...


Primarily an "Elite Hunting" group where folks pay big dollars to have folks kidnapped and brought to a "artist exhibit" where the exhibits are the torturing and death of those caught in the tourist trade.


"Suspense" was the big thing that made me want to watch it.


Best scene was bitch getting clipped by a car.





Think Saw meets Continental Divide.


BRILLIANT acting by the "asshole" actor who always has cameos these days. He played the guy getting his car jacked in Celuar and the dude on the bus before the wave in The Day After Tomorrow

 

[Becoming]

well tell me all about it, I am not going to rent it anyway

guys go to amsterdam, get high, have fun... run into russian dude that tells them to go to hostel in slovakia where all the chicks fuck like rabbits (who the fuck wants to go to slavakia)

guy get there, find medium hot chichs who bang them (they one guy looked like someone's pimply ass though, so the fact he got any was a miracle anyway)

dude's start dissappearing one by one.

[spoiler warning]






turns out the chicks are selling them to this local club that provides torture victims to rich dudes.

last guy gets away (the hispanic guy from "crazy beautiful"-another pile of crap flick)

the end

 

[Lestat]

I thought it was a solid B.

 

[tiger88]

i liked it ....well i was on shrooms the whole time so yea

but overall i liked it...


i think it is worth seeing (maybe sober)

 

[AAP]

i liked it ....well i was on shrooms the whole time so yea

but overall i liked it...


i think it is worth seeing (maybe sober)

get me my free shit broham.

 

[hamstershaver]

what would you rate it on the gore factor, 1-10?

 

[feisty11975]

Simply the most overhyped 90 minutes of my life.

Don't waste your time.



Wallance and Grommit however made me chuckle.

Oh I agree with you 1000%!!!

 

[Razorguns]

I like to see what you dodos think are 'great' movies. I bet i'l hear shit like Failure to Launch, American Dreamz, She's the man!

 

[slat1]

I did a review on it a while back. Here is a reprint:

HOSTEL

It was okay...

If it was not for some hot, naked European bitches it would have been less than okay.

 

[The Shadow]

what would you rate it on the gore factor, 1-10?

Well...I have a strong stomach...I say 4

My SO would say 10+

 

[SoreArms]

the torture scenes sucked

however, I am now booking a trip to slovakia