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dumbell150
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Akmed came to the United States from Afghanistan, and he
> > was only here a few
> > months when he became very ill at the local gym. He went to doctor after
> > doctor, but none of
> > them could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor.
> > The doctor said, "Take
> > dees bucket, go into de odder room, shit in de bucket,
> > piss on de shit,
> > and den put your head down over de bucket and breathe in
> > de fumes for ten
> > minutes." Akmed took the bucket, went into the other
> > room, shit in the bucket, pissed on the shit, bent over
> > and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
> >
> > Coming back to the doctor, he said, "It worked. I feel
> > terrific! What was it?"
> >
> > The doctor said, "You were homesick."
> > was only here a few
> > months when he became very ill at the local gym. He went to doctor after
> > doctor, but none of
> > them could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor.
> > The doctor said, "Take
> > dees bucket, go into de odder room, shit in de bucket,
> > piss on de shit,
> > and den put your head down over de bucket and breathe in
> > de fumes for ten
> > minutes." Akmed took the bucket, went into the other
> > room, shit in the bucket, pissed on the shit, bent over
> > and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
> >
> > Coming back to the doctor, he said, "It worked. I feel
> > terrific! What was it?"
> >
> > The doctor said, "You were homesick."
