holy mariguaners!!!!!!!!!!

[SoreArms]

I'm taking a trip to Sacramento this weekend for one of my cousins bday, I want to make some "cookies" for the trip and as a present. I was thinking I'd buy a 1/2 oz of some dirty stress for that, more than plenty for 1 batch of cookies. It'd be a waste to use good shit for this. Anyways, I call my buddy up and he has some dirty sezz for $40 a 1/2 oz. I tell him what I want to do with it so he tells me he has shake and he'll hook it up fat if I want to take it. Fuck it, makes my job easier, just take the seeds off and throw that shit in the mix. I get there and the dude hands me 3 oz of shake, in a big ass fucking zip lock bag. I was like "WTF, how much is this?" "Just give me the $40, I have tons of it (shake) and have been trying to get rid of it"

Fucking aye, I think I'll be making cookies for a while since this shit ain't good enough to smoke. But believe me when I say that this low grade shit will fuck you up something proper when mixed into baked goods.

 

[monstermmf]

You can send me some cookies bro.. ha

 

[1_more_rep]

southern ca here...send em n ill send back a check for the shipping cost better be good though bro i'm trusting your cooking

 

[monstermmf]

whoa whoa whoa mother fucker.. get in line!

 

[1_more_rep]

whoa whoa whoa mother fucker.. get in line!

lol monster he said he has ALOT...theres more than enough to go around to all the good bros

 

[Lestat]

BRO! I fly into Sacramento this Saturday!

 

[monstermmf]

nah its alright.. I'll be getting all I need once I get back to Ohio.. Have a nice welcome home party with an O of Blues and 4 gallons of everclear awaiting me.

 

[Lestat]

I prefer making my cookies and brownies with green though, you can tell a difference.

 

[SoreArms]

I wouldn't waste the good shit for this though

believe me I've done it plenty of times, 1/2 oz of dirty for 1 batch of cookies and you'll be super loaded. 2 batches and you'll still be pretty toasty

 

[monstermmf]

I always use stems from good shit, Grind it all up for my butter.. usually wait until I've collected about 3 o's of stems and I'm set..

 

[Lestat]

Cool man.

Im in Sac Sat-Mon.. Fantasy Football draft.. this is the big money league.. $400 buy in. Must attend draft in person.

 

[SoreArms]

I'm baked

 

[Lestat]

I'm baked

no work tomorrow?

profile check!

 

[SoreArms]

i worky but i too stoney to sleep

 

[Lestat]

i worky but i too stoney to sleep

ah shit man! coffee time in the morning!

have fun in the capitol city this weekend

 

[Lestat]

bro what did you originally post here?
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5240580&postcount=40

RADAR pwned it

 

[SoreArms]

http://thisisyourworld.com/archive/images/content/1-21_1-28/shit.jpg

 

[pintoca]

so this is like cookies with flaxmeal in it, right?

does this give you the shits too?

 

[SoreArms]

oh man, I woke chinky eyed like a motherfucker

I look so stoned at work today

 

[Gambino]

sorearms seriously send me a few stress cookies, I've only eaten tweed once over 8 years ago...the dank i get is too good to waste on cookies. hook me up son, I'll return the favor in kind

 

[SoreArms]

sorearms seriously send me a few stress cookies, I've only eaten tweed once over 8 years ago...the dank i get is too good to waste on cookies. hook me up son, I'll return the favor in kind

bro, I think I super dosed thosed cookies, about 1 1/2 oz for 2 batches. I ate a little over half of one cookie last night and got really fucking gone from it. I'm serious about waking up still stoned. I'll probably eat less than half tonight, so I won't fall asleep during the drive.

 

[Gambino]

bro, I think I super dosed thosed cookies, about 1 1/2 oz for 2 batches. I ate a little over half of one cookie last night and got really fucking gone from it. I'm serious about waking up still stoned. I'll probably eat less than half tonight, so I won't fall asleep during the drive.

send me a few nigga, I have no means to make my own...I only know one tweed dealer and I can't afford to make dank cookies. just put no return address, ask killah I'm good for a return present.

 

[SoreArms]

that's like illegal or something, man

 

[Gambino]

that's like illegal or something, man

breaking the law, breaking the law

how the fuck are cookies gonna get intercepted and tested for drugs? highly unlikely, plus no return address

 

[newbiebynature]

put them in a mrs fields box and send them...40$ for a half O...rip....its good that you got 3 ounces i guess for 40...now thats a deal

 

[Gambino]

put them in a mrs fields box and send them...40$ for a half O...rip....its good that you got 3 ounces i guess for 40...now thats a deal

lol I remember paying 35 an 1/8th for stress...young and dumb

 

[mountain muscle]

Damn all you bastards and your no drug-tested-nearly- every-week asses.

 

[SoreArms]

lol I remember paying 35 an 1/8th for stress...young and dumb

"gank that white boy"

 

[JayC9]

ingestion is way more potent than smoking it, space cake always gave me a heavy stone

 

[chewyxrage]

lol@ dude saving the shake from selling shwag? why not just put a little shake in the every bag you sell....that's what I'd do.

sweet on the hookup though. I just bought some shwag (1/2 ounce for 40) that actually has little orange hairs on it and smells nice. way more cost effective

dude I bought it from was trying to call it "Shwugs" shwag + nugs
I lmao'ed when I heard that