HOLY HELL, that was almost surgery right there.

[CipherLock]

I just yanked out an ear potato that would shame a sunflower seed.

I just stared at it in horror as it balanced on my fingertip. Now I'm actually wondering who saw this mammoth and didn't tell me. Cause they've just made my list.

 

[ChefWide]

Washed a #2 pencil eraser sized nuggetina out of my ear last summer, hard as friggin diamond and had visible layers, like the strata in a rock face. I woke up my wife to show it to her and she slapped it out of my hand.

We never found it. Still keep an eye out for it. Hope it doesnt breed.

 

[CipherLock]

We never found it. Still keep an eye out for it. Hope it doesnt breed.

LOL. This has Readers Digest pissed all over it.

 

[WarriorPL]

you peoples don't clean your goddamn ears?

 

[vixenbabe]

Cute story....

I have a client in Cleveland I visit once a year. A few year's back I was making my yearly visit with her in her cushy office. She had , what I thought at the time, a stray hair on her face. I tried to brush it from her face. The damn bristle was was attached to her chin!!!

She says to me, 'I really need to get that removed sometime". I wanted to crawl under a rock!

I learned NEVER to try and fix such problems again.

 

[CipherLock]

Cute story....
I have a client in Cleveland I visit once a year. A few year's back I was making my yearly visit with her in her cushy office. She had , what I thought at the time, a stray hair on her face. I tried to brush it from her face. The damn bristle was was attached to her chin!!!

whoa. That is good. Very good.

 

[ChefWide]

I tried to brush a 'soot mark' off of a cooks face once, thinking he just got some carbon on his cheek. It was a mole the size of a 50cent piece.

the HORRROR

 

[vixenbabe]

whoa. That is good. Very good.

Since you're being soooo damn smug(I think)...I'm not sending your wife glass beads so she weave them onto her 4 inch long chin hair!

 

[CipherLock]

Since you're being soooo damn smug(I think)...I'm not sending your wife glass beads so she weave them onto her 4 inch long chin hair!

No, that was actually sincere. I would have died a nice shade of red if I were you. That and played with my breasts for hours.

 

[vixenbabe]

No, that was actually sincere. I would have died a nice shade of red if I were you. That and played with my breasts for hours.

Tis true..It's very hard NOT to masterbate when I catch a glimpse of myself naked in any mirror!

 

[CipherLock]

Tis true..It's very hard NOT to masterbate when I catch a glimpse of myself naked in any mirror!

Vixen = HI ?

 

[vixenbabe]

lol....NOT!

 

[onerepmaximum]

Tis true..It's very hard NOT to masterbate when I catch a glimpse of myself naked in any mirror!

I can see why that is a problem. If I were you, I would never get anything done (except myself).

 

[Zebo]

I wiped some ash off of my wife's forehead one particular Wednesday...........

 

[ChefWide]

I wiped some ash off of my wife's forehead one particular Wednesday...........

LOL. I told a bunch of Ecuadorians that worked in my place that they had to wash before service, they all looked at me with this "Crusifixion TIME!!" look on their faces. Ash wednesday, bah. Like shaking chicken bones at the full moon.

 

[CipherLock]

Ash wednesday, bah. Like shaking chicken bones at the full moon.

You best get educated. That humbled comparison reveals your lack of education on either.

 

[ChefWide]

You best get educated. That humbled comparison reveals your lack of education on either.

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend any chicken bone shakers.

 

[CipherLock]

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend any chicken bone shakers.

In all honest Chef, if you are going to flame religion in your signature on (IMO) such a serious way I'd expect your wise cracks to be on a more educated level.

The cracks you've been putting out are more along the level of a teenager who has been going to a Catholic high school and on some teenage angst level is rebelling against everything and targets religion to get a reaction and to feel empowered, because many will easily jump up to support an attack on any organized religion.

I expect more from posters here, stuff like MattTheSkyWalker puts out, when he attacks it is informed and intelligent, then when he makes a wise crack we all know he's just egging some stereotypes on.

Ya know?

 

[CipherLock]

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend any chicken bone shakers.

In all honesty Chef, if you are going to flame religion in your signature on (IMO) such a serious way I'd expect your wise cracks to be on a more educated level.

The cracks you've been putting out are more along the level of a teenager who has been going to a Catholic high school and on some teenage angst level is rebelling against everything and targets religion to get a reaction and to feel empowered, because many will easily jump up to support an attack on any organized religion.

I expect more from posters here, stuff like MattTheSkyWalker puts out, when he attacks it is informed and intelligent, then when he makes a wise crack we all know he's just egging some stereotypes on.

Ya know?

 

[CipherLock]

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend any chicken bone shakers.

In all honesty Chef, if you are going to flame religion in your signature in (IMO) such a serious way I'd expect your wise cracks to be on a more educated level.

The cracks you've been putting out are more along the level of a teenager who has been going to a Catholic high school and on some teenage angst level is rebelling against everything and targets religion to get a reaction and to feel empowered, because many will easily jump up to support an attack on any organized religion.

I expect more from posters here, stuff like MattTheSkyWalker puts out, when he attacks it is informed and intelligent, then when he makes a wise crack we all know he's just egging some stereotypes on.

Ya know?

 

[CipherLock]

Get it!

 

[ChefWide]

In all honesty Chef, if you are going to flame religion in your signature in (IMO) such a serious way I'd expect your wise cracks to be on a more educated level.

The cracks you've been putting out are more along the level of a teenager who has been going to a Catholic high school and on some teenage angst level is rebelling against everything and targets religion to get a reaction and to feel empowered, because many will easily jump up to support an attack on any organized religion.

I expect more from posters here, stuff like MattTheSkyWalker puts out, when he attacks it is informed and intelligent, then when he makes a wise crack we all know he's just egging some stereotypes on.

Ya know?

Yes, I do know, and have had many interesting discussions both with and opposite Matt, and others, on the topic of religion. I had hoped that you would have taken a moment or two to take notice of some of my past threads/comments on religion, American foreign policy and its religious underpinnings and the general state of affairs in the middle east before making any assumptions about me or where I am coming from.

You and I are obviously new to each other and I would have made some kneejerk responces to some of your posts that appeared vindictive and shallow, but decided to hold off hoping to better understand you before judging you.

You dont like the cracks? I often mean to offend, but so far I have had no intention to offend you. So stash the high school comments, chill and get to know someone before you pull out the rude cards.

 

[CipherLock]

nope, not trying to be rude. I haven't seen any of your threads concerning such things, though I will watch in the future.

Man, we so should have turned this into a flame war. Fuck I'm old.

 

[ChefWide]

nope, not trying to be rude. I haven't seen any of your threads concerning such things, though I will watch in the future.

Man, we so should have turned this into a flame war. Fuck I'm old.

You planted some ripe seeds, but alas, I am an old fucker and have trouble keeping up a good flame pace. Hey! Lets gang up on some hapless trogladyte and pulp his head! I havent shot any barrel fish in a while...

 

[CipherLock]

Perhaps in the new year? My hours will be scattered.
Peace out zealot.

 

[ChefWide]

Perhaps in the new year? My hours will be scattered.
Peace out zealot.

A bittersweet adieu, papist.