hittin the trifecta

[Buddy_Christ]

ahh, i feel great.


good workout today

then

much needed masturbation

then

good food afterwards


i want a cigarette now.

 

[sawastea]

I thought you went to the tracks

 

[Buddy_Christ]

nah, i don't like to gamble. unless i've been drinking. then i seem to blow a lot of money.

the thing that suprises me is that i'm wide awake. i thought by now i'd want a nap.

 

[MissJanet79]

ahh, i feel great.


good workout today

then

much needed masturbation

then

good food afterwards


i want a cigarette now.

The cigarette is the only one I'm sayin' DON'T DO IT! How long has it been since your last one anyway?

 

[from zero]

i want a cigarette now.

Let's calm down Smurfy.

 

[tripleblonde]

masturbation is such an awful word.....i prefer just about any other slang for it but that term....lol.....listen to the horrible way it rolls off the tongue

 

[mordy]

masturbation is such an awful word.....i prefer just about any other slang for it but that term....lol.....listen to the horrible way it rolls off the tongue

So as a chick what do you call it when refering to yourself?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I hit an exacta box last time at the track. And won 2 other races too. The Box was for like $135 on a $5 bet. I ended up walking out of the track with like $500. I got my gears for my car installed.

 

[Smurfy]

Let's calm down Smurfy.

rofl. easy killer.

 

[tripleblonde]

So as a chick what do you call it when refering to yourself?

i don't call it anything

 

[Buddy_Christ]

masturbation is such an awful word.....i prefer just about any other slang for it but that term....lol.....listen to the horrible way it rolls off the tongue

i jerked off. is that better? (do i need pics to prove it?)



it's been, uhhh, well, i had a few puffs of a cig last night, but i was drinking whisky and coke, so i kinda couldn't resist. although last weekend i got shitfaced drinking beer and didn't want a smoke. other than 2 or 3 puffs last night, i think it's been a few days since i last slipped. i'm on the patch too, so i really shouldn't smoke at all. it's getting easier.

damn, i think i need to repeat steps 2 and 3 now

 

[Gambino]

smoke weed!! It will help ease the transition to non-tobacco smoking...

 

[Gambino]

masturbation is such an awful word.....i prefer just about any other slang for it but that term....lol.....listen to the horrible way it rolls off the tongue

Masturbation is a awful sorta word, a word typically used when spanking it is a bad and dirty thing...sounds like something that would be on a police report, "The suspect was caught masturbating in the womens bathroom"