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hiccup cure GUARANTEED!

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The Only Real Hiccups Cure!
This is the only real way to instantly cure the hiccups! Look no further! The Hughes/Green method cure's the hiccups EVERY time GUARANTEED! You will be amazed! Hundreds of instantly cured hiccuper's have sent in their testimony's of deliverance! Files are available for researchers! Carefully understand both the HOW and the WHY of this method. If you don't get the WHY you might not get the HOW. Here's how to cure the hiccups:

"Hughes/Green Hiccups Cure"© 1997

(1) Pour a TALL glass of water.

(2) Hold your breath... ***

(3) IMPORTANT...PINCH YOUR NOSE CLOSED.

(4) Slowly, take 10 - 20 swallows of the water...while holding your breath with your nose pinched closed.

(5) When you can't stand it any more....you'll know by that overwhelming drowning sensation -- after a gasp, take a deep breath and relax.

This cures the hiccups 99 percent of the time - guaranteed! It's a proven medical remedy! (A second treatment could be necessary for stubborn cases.)

*** For stubborn cases, try EXHALING COMPLETELY and then taking 10 - 20 swallows.

NOW: HERE'S WHY IT WORKS: Hiccups are caused by an uncontrollable spasm in the diaphragm, (the "breathing" muscle). Often, this spasm is triggered by irritable conditions in the smooth muscles of the stomach or the esophagus. The "Hughes/Green Hiccups Cure" forces an increase in the carbon dioxide levels in the diaphragm itself, as well as in the stomach and esophagus. By swallowing, you are making the muscles work -- so they use up their available oxygen and replace it with carbon dioxide. By temporarily discontinuing to breath, you prohibit new oxygen from entering your body and thus create an anaerobic condition in the spasming diaphragm muscle. When the spasming diaphragm and stomach are deprived temporarily of oxygen and encounter the higher levels of carbon dioxide ... you feel that scary drowning sensation! BUT this causes the spasming muscles to relax! The hiccups go away! Essentially, you are "tricking" your body into thinking that it's drowning ... and it decides to use it's resources for something other than hiccuping. The rather "scary" drowning sensation caused by this method is NECESSARY for the method to work. If it's not just a little bit difficult ... it doesn't work.
NOTE: This hiccups cure WORKS for virtually all cases. The method works especially well on children. It works for geriatric case, cancer victims, tobacco chewer's, and for people who get the hiccups frequently. This method instantly STOPS the hiccups. Sometimes, hiccups may return within an hour or so. Usually they do not: but if they do - just use the method again! You will not develop an immunity to this cure. Continue to use the method as often as needed, until the diaphragm relaxes permanently. In reality, you may not need 15 swallows of water, you just need to induce the drowning sensation which evokes a gasp. This method often works for children in about 6 or 7 swallows. Moreover, children NEVER thank you after their hiccups are cured. They seem to expect that you know how to fix such things. WHO-ever it is that you are trying to help should be encouraged to try this method. This method is not a "trick". It is not a psychosomatic effect. It works because of the change of the balance carbon dioxide levels in the diaphragm.
WARNINGS & MEDICATIONS: Protracted or intermittent severe discomfort in the stomach area can be indicative of a very, very serious medical condition! Severe stomach discomfort can result from heart conditions, gall stones, appendicitis, pancreatitis, or other very serious medical conditions. If you suffer from very severe stomach pain - you may need to see a doctor. Gall bladder conditions, heart conditions, or appendicitis feel like severe stomach discomfort. Unlike the nerves in your skin - the nerves in your internal organs do not signal feelings of pain in a "specific" location. Internal organ pain is "general" - and it is difficult to know where it really coming from. After the emergency room, the correct physician to consult for a chronic hiccups problem is a neurologist. One of most effective treatments for persistent hiccups is a prescription drug called Baclofen. That is used to treat people who have nerve diseases that cause muscle spasms. Be sure to tell your neurologist about Baclofen. Other chronic cases have responded to anti-parkinson's medications like Artane, or Amantadine. These drugs must be used for a period of weeks. If one drug does not work, another often does. People who have been hiccuping constantly for 20 years are glad to finally find the medication that relieves hiccups permanently. Once the hiccups stop, those drug can be discontinued. Metoclopramide or Thorazine, which have commonly been used by physicians in the past do not work as well as the Hughes/Green Method for relieving hiccups. Before you go to the emergency room, please try the method!
 
I like to scare the shit out of people with them. I do it to my daughters all the time when they get them. Works like a charm and I have at least a 99% accuracy rate.

My grandmother used to do it to me and it always worked.
 
HumorMe said:
I like to scare the shit out of people with them. I do it to my daughters all the time when they get them. Works like a charm and I have at least a 99% accuracy rate.

My grandmother used to do it to me and it always worked.

am i the only one not understanding wtf youre talkin about????
 
I don't understand how it says "cures hiccups every time" then goes on to say "99%". Therefore one in hundred times it doesn't work, so obviously it doesn't work "every time".

Sorry a couple of other threads got me going on the science shit.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
satchboogie said:
am i the only one not understanding wtf youre talkin about????
yes
even corky knew what he was talking about
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satchboogie said:
am i the only one not understanding wtf youre talkin about????


I don't know if you are or not.

Trust me on this one. The next time someone gets the hiccups...make up a story about you saw them doing something or if you are driving down the road and they aren't looking, slam on the breaks or something to scare the shit out of them....see if it works. I can almost guarantee you it will and you don't have to drown in the process.
 
I would rather just think of Star Jones naked, that always scared the hiccups away.....and my ability to get an erection
 
A tablespoon of peanut butter works 100% of the time.
 
Drink a big glass of water ...
the key is, tilt the glass AWAY from your mouth as oppose to Fwd as u normally would, having u drink away from you, not towards you.

also works great..
 
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