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Hello, my name is Jay Hyman. I suffer from the guilt
> > >of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters
> > >sent to me by people who actually believe that if you
> > >send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with
> > >a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough
> > >money to have it removed before her redneck parents
> > >sell her to a traveling freak show.
> > >
> > >Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to
> > >give you, and everyone to whom you send "his"email,
> > >$1000? How stupid are we?
> > >
> > >"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and
> > >make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy model in
> > >the magazine!" What a bunch of bullshit.
> > >
> > >Basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all who
> > >have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain
> > >mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns
> > >will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my
> > >sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter
> > >in 5 AD! and brought to this country by midget
> > >Pilgrims on the Mayflower. Fuck them.
> > >
> > >If you're going to forward something, at least send me
> > >something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this
> > >to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched
> > >excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
> > >from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I
> > >don't fucking care.
> > >
> > >Show a little intelligence and think about what you're
> > >actually contributing to by sending out these
> > >forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity.
> > >
> > >The point being? If you get some chain letter that's
> > >threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the
> > >rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it
> > >on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty
> > >about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been
> > >tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only
> > >salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if
> > >you forward this email. Shit!
> > >
> > >Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise,
> > >tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous
> > >and will consume your genitals
> >
>
> > >of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters
> > >sent to me by people who actually believe that if you
> > >send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with
> > >a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough
> > >money to have it removed before her redneck parents
> > >sell her to a traveling freak show.
> > >
> > >Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to
> > >give you, and everyone to whom you send "his"email,
> > >$1000? How stupid are we?
> > >
> > >"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and
> > >make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy model in
> > >the magazine!" What a bunch of bullshit.
> > >
> > >Basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all who
> > >have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain
> > >mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns
> > >will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my
> > >sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter
> > >in 5 AD! and brought to this country by midget
> > >Pilgrims on the Mayflower. Fuck them.
> > >
> > >If you're going to forward something, at least send me
> > >something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this
> > >to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched
> > >excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
> > >from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I
> > >don't fucking care.
> > >
> > >Show a little intelligence and think about what you're
> > >actually contributing to by sending out these
> > >forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity.
> > >
> > >The point being? If you get some chain letter that's
> > >threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the
> > >rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it
> > >on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty
> > >about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been
> > >tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only
> > >salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if
> > >you forward this email. Shit!
> > >
> > >Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise,
> > >tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous
> > >and will consume your genitals
> >
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