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HamsterHider
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SO BEING THE BORED MAN I AM I DECIDED TO DO SOME CLEANING TODAY. LET ME TELLYOU FIRST TWO THINGS THAT SET THE PRECEDENT FOR THE GRAND FINALE. 1. NEVER USE THE WORKS WHICH IS AN INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH BATHROOM CLEANER IN YOUR KITCHEN IF IT IS NOT VENTILATED LIKE THE GHETTO MANSION I HAVE ISN'T. YOU WILL RUN OUT SIDE TO GET FRESH AIR IN ONLY YOUR BOXERS AND BLACK SOCKS AND YOUR 80 YEAR OLD BLUE HAIRED NEIGHBOR WILL SCREAM. SECOND NEVER HANG HALF YOUR BODY OUT A 2ND STORY CONDO TO CLEAN YOUR WINDOWS BECAUSE WHEN YOU START TO FALL AND SCREAM ALL THE OLD PEOPLE IN THE RETIREMENT HOSPITAL TYPE THING NEXT DOOR LOOK OUT THEIR WINDOWS.
OK ONTO THE SCREEN DOOR GHOST. SO HH IS CLEANING THE SLIDING GLASS DOOR TO HIS BALCONY IN BOXERS AND BLACK OLD MENS SOCKS. HE STEPS OUTSIDE TO BRIEFLY AND QUICKLY CLEAN OFF THE GLASS. HE SLIDES THE SCREEN DOOR OVER SO HE CAN GET AT ONE SIDE OF THE DOOR. WHEN HE GOES TO OPEN IT TO CLEAN THE OTHER SIDE LOW AND BEHOLD THE SCREEN DOOR GHOST HAS LOCKED IT. SO HH WORKS HARD TO GET IT OPEN. THE GHOST ALSO MUST HAVE KNOWN THE DOOR WAS SCREWED INTO THE FRAME SO IT COULDN'T BE LIFTED OUT TO GAIN ACESS TO THE GHETTO MANSION. AND HH ONLY HAS ONE SCREWDRIVER ON HIM AND THAT IS A FLAT HEAD IN HIS PANTS. THESE SCREW ARE FOR PHILLIPS HEAD. PLUS PULING OUT THE BIG SCREWDRIVER WOULD NOW SCARE THE CROWD OF OLD PEOPLE LOOKING OUT THEIR WINDOWS FROM THE HOSPITAL RETIRE PLACE ACROSS FROM THE BALCONY. THE SCREAMING DIE MOTHERFUCKER PROBABLY ALERTED THEM TO THE FACT HH WAS OUTSIDE. SO THIS STUPID GHOST THINKS HE HASHH FOOLED. NO OH NO HE DOES NOT. I PULL A ROIDOG 420 AND RIP THE MOTHERFUCKER OFF THE FRAME AND GET IN ALL THE WHILE I HAVE AN AUDIENCE. PLUS HH IS PISSED AS HE USED 99 CENT WINDOW CLEANER AND EVERYTHING IS STREAKED AND LOOKS LIKE SHIT. IF I CATCH THAT GHOST HE IS GONNA GET IT. PLUS I COULD NEVER LOCK THAT DOOR MYSELF AS THE LOCK PART WAS RUSTED AND COULDN'T MOVE. HMMMMMMMMMM SHOULD I CALL UNSOLVED MYSTERIES?
OK ONTO THE SCREEN DOOR GHOST. SO HH IS CLEANING THE SLIDING GLASS DOOR TO HIS BALCONY IN BOXERS AND BLACK OLD MENS SOCKS. HE STEPS OUTSIDE TO BRIEFLY AND QUICKLY CLEAN OFF THE GLASS. HE SLIDES THE SCREEN DOOR OVER SO HE CAN GET AT ONE SIDE OF THE DOOR. WHEN HE GOES TO OPEN IT TO CLEAN THE OTHER SIDE LOW AND BEHOLD THE SCREEN DOOR GHOST HAS LOCKED IT. SO HH WORKS HARD TO GET IT OPEN. THE GHOST ALSO MUST HAVE KNOWN THE DOOR WAS SCREWED INTO THE FRAME SO IT COULDN'T BE LIFTED OUT TO GAIN ACESS TO THE GHETTO MANSION. AND HH ONLY HAS ONE SCREWDRIVER ON HIM AND THAT IS A FLAT HEAD IN HIS PANTS. THESE SCREW ARE FOR PHILLIPS HEAD. PLUS PULING OUT THE BIG SCREWDRIVER WOULD NOW SCARE THE CROWD OF OLD PEOPLE LOOKING OUT THEIR WINDOWS FROM THE HOSPITAL RETIRE PLACE ACROSS FROM THE BALCONY. THE SCREAMING DIE MOTHERFUCKER PROBABLY ALERTED THEM TO THE FACT HH WAS OUTSIDE. SO THIS STUPID GHOST THINKS HE HASHH FOOLED. NO OH NO HE DOES NOT. I PULL A ROIDOG 420 AND RIP THE MOTHERFUCKER OFF THE FRAME AND GET IN ALL THE WHILE I HAVE AN AUDIENCE. PLUS HH IS PISSED AS HE USED 99 CENT WINDOW CLEANER AND EVERYTHING IS STREAKED AND LOOKS LIKE SHIT. IF I CATCH THAT GHOST HE IS GONNA GET IT. PLUS I COULD NEVER LOCK THAT DOOR MYSELF AS THE LOCK PART WAS RUSTED AND COULDN'T MOVE. HMMMMMMMMMM SHOULD I CALL UNSOLVED MYSTERIES?
