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hey

my left mouse button seems to be broken... or at least not working all that well.
also I'm tired.

also, turbos like this cold weather.

that is all.
 
Has anyone seen the new Bowflex commercial? I find it quite hilarious. It has some tom jones style music in the background where the singer is just going ape shit wailing, and even lets out a "gonna make you want it." It's almost subliminibal (GW Bush, 2001) It gets me everytime.
 
HappyScrappy said:
my left mouse button seems to be broken... or at least not working all that well.
also I'm tired.

also, turbos like this cold weather.

that is all.
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for the last couple days mine (left button) has not been registering unless i press VERY firmly or multiple times quickly.

thing is like a girl. i think i am going to go to radio shak
 
I think shaq is doing radio shack commercials now. They should totally call it Radio Shaq. I mean this was meant to be. Don't let me down.

Puns rule.
 
i have not seen the bowflex commercial yet. i saw the infomerical with Randy on it the other day for the 500th time and got a kick out of it. my favorite part is when Randy has the guy attempt the incline presses with about 170lbs worth of rods on there. the guy fails after like the first rep and so Randy takes off a couple of the power rods just cuz he can, and then the guy is able to crank out some reps. Randy points to the guy's muscle and tells everyone to make note of how the muscle "is just going crazy." i myself was slowly going crazy at how much more interesting it would've been if Randy suddenly pants'ed the guy in the middle of his set and remarked about how his cock was just going crazy as well.

HS you got one them fancy shmancy three button mices with da mouse whirl on it?

and slick was you pantin like a damn dog again today or what? that had to be hot to watch in person. i'm panting like a dog over here just thinking about that ass hiked up on all fours. who just typed that?
 
HS.. you live above/below/next to a radio shack or what? That was the fastest new mouse retrieval these eyes have witnessed. I'll start calling you "The Flash"
 
supersizeme said:
Randy points to the guy's muscle and tells everyone to make note of how the muscle "is just going crazy."
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i must be doing something wrong, cause my muscles never just go crazy :confused:
 
Dooley said:
HS.. you live above/below/next to a radio shack or what? That was the fastest new mouse retrieval these eyes have witnessed. I'll start calling you "The Flash"
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hmmm... thats waht all the girls Ive slept with call me. :(

Im betting he walked down the hall to the IT supply dept. I could get a new mouse in about 2 minutes that way.
 
TEXgrl said:


i must be doing something wrong, cause my muscles never just go crazy :confused:
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Give me 45 seconds and I'll have every muscle in your body quivering.
 
Bullit said:


hmmm... thats waht all the girls Ive slept with call me. :(

Im betting he walked down the hall to the IT supply dept. I could get a new mouse in about 2 minutes that way.
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Oh.. see.. I was confused, because you guys are at work right now and I'm sitting at home in my pajamas watching the birds play in the sprinkler next door. I should've known you guys had JOBS. I need to get me one of those.
 
WODIN said:


Give me 45 seconds and I'll have every muscle in your body quivering.
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You can last 45 seconds? You bastard! It's people like you that set the standards too high for the rest of us guys!
 
Dooley said:
I'll start calling you "The Flash"
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you and everyone else I've had sex with.

yeah - I just went and talked to the dude that gives us computer shit, and I got a new mouse.
although were I at home it would have been about the same way, I have a bunch of parts for computers there. just a matter of finding which box they are in.
nerd alert indeed.

and no ssme - it isn't a 3 button deal - which sucks - but it does have a wheel - I could probably configure the wheel to be a button, but that sounds an awful lot like work.

all I need are the two for the stuff I do here.
 
Hola!!!!

Mi nombre es DBaller. Soy un americano que tiene alot del dinero. Le forzaré adorarme y entregar toda su dinero y característica a mí. Su esposa caerá en amor con mí y usted contraerá enfermedades sexuales.
 
Dooley said:


I'd like to clarify that I have NOT had sex with HS.. my behymen is still perfectly intact. Thank you.
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I'd like to clarify that Dooley is a big fat liar.
emphasis on big. and fat. and liar.
 
HappyScrappy said:
hey - fuck off buddy - this isn't the En Espanol board.
you don't belong here.
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HappyScrappy said:


I'd like to clarify that Dooley is a big fat liar.
emphasis on big. and fat. and liar.
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Ok ok.. you don't have to tell everyone I have a big fat dick. It's purely coincidental that I have problems telling the truth as well.
 
I have to stop playing with my penis. It's getting red and sore and may be infected now. I'm kinda scared and just want someone to hold me.
 
dude, if your penis is getting fucked up from your playing with it, then you are doing it wrong.
I do things that are just plain wrong day in and day out, and mine isn't at all busted.
I mean, it is really small and flaccid, but whatever. certainly not red.
 
HappyScrappy said:
dude, if your penis is getting fucked up from your playing with it, then you are doing it wrong.
I do things that are just plain wrong day in and day out, and mine isn't at all busted.
I mean, it is really small and flaccid, but whatever. certainly not red.
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Well, I don't think what I am doing is wrong. I mean how could anything that feels so right be wrong? i don't mean masturbation here, i mean just fondling myself really. Do you have any fondling methods you'd like to share?
 
HappyScrappy said:
dude, if your penis is getting fucked up from your playing with it, then you are doing it wrong.
I do things that are just plain wrong day in and day out, and mine isn't at all busted.
I mean, it is really small and flaccid, but whatever. certainly not red.
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nononononono

YOUR penis flaccid keeps the damage minimal. when u bend it and play with it it does not hurt like for those of us who can hammer spikes.
 
"your penis flaccid"??

Your head solid, me thinks it is, pray tell why like this talk you are?

And Nathan, seriously, if you are just mashing it about - just make sure you don't have any hot or sharp objects in your hand and you should be golden.
 
"hamster"

when you want to run with the big dogs, you'll stick multiple Ethiopian marathon runners up in there like Bullit does. he says that not only do they provide more stimulation, but also the clicking and clacking noises they make when they talk to each other within his anus make for interesting water fountain conversation.
 
supersizeme said:
"hamster"

when you want to run with the big dogs, you'll stick multiple Ethiopian marathon runners up in there like Bullit does. he says that not only do they provide more stimulation, but also the clicking and clacking noises they make when they talk to each other within his anus make for interesting water fountain conversation.
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dude, the clicking bushmen are in Australia you dipshit.

Ethiopia is just a country known for corruption and scarce food. Their runners are good, but usually not as good as the Kenyans.
but neither of them speak in the click language that you speak of.

perhaps if you watch the movie "The Gods Must Be Crazy" you could learn much.
 
HappyScrappy said:


dude, the clicking bushmen are in Australia you dipshit.

Ethiopia is just a country known for corruption and scarce food. Their runners are good, but usually not as good as the Kenyans.
but neither of them speak in the click language that you speak of.

perhaps if you watch the movie "The Gods Must Be Crazy" you could learn much.
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Yeah well the these ethiopian bastards are clicking up a storm so you can throw that theory out the window. It sounds like a dolphin feeding frenzy up in here. Actually, more like a spoon player music festival.

And how does the gold medal prospects impact my sexual preferences? The kenyans can run, true, but they just dont fit right. The ethiopians may not be your cup of tea, but broly, I an in loooooooove.
 
i saw "the gods must be crazy" in the theater, mr. "my face is like a heavy bag for swinging cocks"
i'll have you know that i'm on the phone right now on a conference call clicking away with some ethiopians, giving them advice on how to train for their upcoming marathon in Addis Ababa so you can shut up. why you gotta bring saabs into this anyways? what does that have to do with anything?
 
let me just note that supersizeme isn't on the phone right now. that part was a joke.

damn, if I'm gonna have to explain the "funny" parts everytime ssme shows up, this could get old really fast.
 
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