Hey, you know what this place needs?

[Hannibal]

A really large oversized poster of Atlantic City. Oh, look, you have one!

 

[WODIN]

 

[alien amp pharm]

 

[naturally anabolic]

Well It's a well known fact sonny jim that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, called the pentaverate, that control everything, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually in a secret colorado mansion known as the meadows.

 

[Hannibal]

I like the night life. I like to boogie.

 

[kronk]

Kiss your mother, or I'll tear your lungs out.

 

[naturally anabolic]

HEAD PAPER NOW!! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if ya can. Hualin that gargantuan cranium about. Look at the size of that head it's like an orange on a toothpick. I'm not kiddin that boy's head's like Sputnik. Spherical but quite pointy at parts. That was enough said isn't it. He'll be cryin himself asleep tonight on his huge pillow.

 

[Hannibal]

You've turned into a right sexy wee bastard.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Listen up people, turn you hearing aids up. Great news everybody! Arts and crafts time has been extended by four hours today! (but my fingers hurt) What's that? (my fingers hurt) Well now your back's gonna hurt cause you just pulled landscaping duty.

 

[naturally anabolic]

You know Scottland has it's own martial arts, it's called FUK-Q

 

[Hannibal]

You know Scottland has it's own martial arts, it's called FUK-Q

It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.

 

[kronk]

Eeevil... like it's the fru-its of the de-vil

 

[naturally anabolic]

Ohho, yes, yeah I'm insensitive, I'm a very insensitive man, stop your job, look at the insensitive man that's what they're paying you for

 

[gymtime]

It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.

Otherwise known as soccer hooliganism.

 

[kronk]

Well, it's a well-known fact, sonny jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world known as the Pentavaret, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado known as The Meadows.

 

[TheProject]

Excuse me, waitress? I believe I ordered the LARGE cappucino!

 

[naturally anabolic]

....lol someones repeating me

 

[Hannibal]

No, no, no, no, no, no, not at all. But it's a shame I'm going to have to destroy you.

 

[kronk]

Oh, I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face - "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken!"

 

[georgie24]

nice

 

[TheProject]

So Tony, what's the deal with your clothes?

 

[Hannibal]

That's the artificial horizon, which is better than the actual horizon.

 

[kronk]

That's the artificial horizon, which is better than the actual horizon.

You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. It's called "Fuckyu!". It's mostly just head butting and kicking people while they're on the ground.

 

[TheProject]

Oh, I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face - "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken!"

Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?

 

[Hannibal]

Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?

Because he puts a secret ingredient in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

 

[kronk]

I am completely smitten. I am in deep smit

 

[Hannibal]

I am completely smitten. I am in deep smit

Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size.

 

[kronk]

Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size.

If it's not Scottish, it's crap!

 

[Hannibal]

Please, can I commandeer this vehicle?

 

[kronk]

Charlie, you've got a pickle up ya ass again.

 

[Hannibal]

Let's get pissed!

 

[kronk]

We have a piper down I repeat a piper is dowwwn

 

[Lumberg]

Alright, I recognize a lot of those lines but I can't remember the fuckin movie or movies they came from. Somebody PM me.

Shit!

 

[TheProject]

Mom, I find it interesting that you call The Weekly World News "the paper." A paper contains facts.

 

[Hannibal]

All right, dirtbag. All you need to know is that Harriet is a sweet, kind, and loving person.....And, yes we did.

 

[kronk]

....lol someones repeating me

We must have been posting at the same time, LOL. Sorry about that Natty, great mings think alike

 

[kronk]

My name is John Johnson but everyone here calls me Vicki.

 

[TheProject]

Do you actually like haggis?

 

[Hannibal]

Do you actually like haggis?

No, I think it's repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.