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hey vixenbabe when you divorce wodin...

R U CUMING OR ARE YA JUST BREATHING HARD?

My luck runs this way...I get two hot offer's then... WHAMO...They run and hide.
 
Courting Vixenbabe... hmm... isn't that a bit like raking your face over gravel and then pouring alcohol all over it? No wait, it is like walking on rusty nails, then standing in a pond with Pirranas... oh no... that's not it... it's like dousing oneself in gasoline and jumping in a furnice...

The point is... courting one of the likes of Vixenbabe would be a very harsh thing to do... Her sexuality, a shadow of what it was 15 years ago when she was in her mid 20's, her body maintains a glimmer of what it possessed when she was 25 over a decade ago...

Basically, you should court others... perhaps women that confide in you and then blow you off? Yeah... they are always the best...

C-ditty ;)
 
So you are staying with Saint and I in Vegas? Is that what I heard? Kronkette is already going to be there. Now where is Bikinimom?
 
Citruscide said:
Courting Vixenbabe... hmm... isn't that a bit like raking your face over gravel and then pouring alcohol all over it? No wait, it is like walking on rusty nails, then standing in a pond with Pirranas... oh no... that's not it... it's like dousing oneself in gasoline and jumping in a furnice...

The point is... courting one of the likes of Vixenbabe would be a very harsh thing to do... Her sexuality, a shadow of what it was 15 years ago when she was in her mid 20's, her body maintains a glimmer of what it possessed when she was 25 over a decade ago...

Basically, you should court others... perhaps women that confide in you and then blow you off? Yeah... they are always the best...

C-ditty ;)
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No need to make fun of her...just tell her you like her!
 
SSME...Hello darlin! You know I got a special place in my heart for you!

Hannibal- My real life love does check up on me. Can you believe he still loves me and my smart ass mouth?

Kali- I would love to get away! I have NOT been to Vegas in year's. I may have to check on some air fares. I like a good time. Although, I may have to bring the ole ball and chain with me. The last time I wanted to take him I was told he was NOT invited. :-(

Clitruscide- LOL. I'll be sure to stick my old ass in a "furnice" to put myself outta my misery! I'd ask you to open the door for me but you're no gentleman. ;-)

BeastBoy- Clitruscide's Gilligan's Island hat spins with desire for me. He's like all the lil "boys", he teases cuz he likes me!

Saint- You already are pretty darlin! Grrrrrr, baby!!
 
vixenbabe said:
Clitruscide- LOL. I'll be sure to stick my old ass in a "furnice" to put myself outta my misery! I'd ask you to open the door for me but you're no gentleman. ;-)
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On the contrary... not only will I open the door for your ass... I'll put my size 12 boot in it and give you a friendly shove into the furnace. ;)

C
 
Hello VG..My Greek Pal.


Cit...You are suppose to say ,"Thank God I have big feet in order to push your fat ,outta shape ass into that furnace".

Geesh, you are turning me off with the nice - nice routine!;)

By the way..Did you hear from your pal? I hope all is ok on that end(your's and her's)...Kinda worries me in a way..Know what I mean?
 
vixenbabe said:
Hello VG..My Greek Pal.


Cit...You are suppose to say ,"Thank God I have big feet in order to push your fat ,outta shape ass into that furnace".

Geesh, you are turning me off with the nice - nice routine!;)

By the way..Did you hear from your pal? I hope all is ok on that end(your's and her's)...Kinda worries me in a way..Know what I mean?
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Actually... what you said would be too nice... I don't think if I used both of my size 12 boots and had the help of Satanic Goatslayers pushing rod could we get your fat ass in the furnace... he'd probably suggest doucing you with lighter fluid and just getting your ass close enough to the furnace to ignite it... hence, lowering the workload for us... either that, or chopping yout to pieces first. :)

Heard from her... still worried about her. She's under the control of a Mind Flayer...

C
 
Glad you heard from her...Although NOT glad to hear about the Mind Bend diease she's contacted! Sad!

Goat would not hurt me...I am not on his list of "fatties" to do...

:)
 
WHAT?!!

What do you mean when we get a divorce?

What's wrong sugar nipples? Don't you like the strawberry scented buttplugs? The Whips? THe chains? The Gravity Chair?
 
I'll lay off the snack food I can get a bj and ball massage on a daily basis.
 
no wodin you can't reconcile yor marriage to vixenbabe... i am working on something like the view, except it will have 4 hot chicks from each generation and me.
 
Saint u best be steppin off. I got me some serious bootay kissing I got to do up in vixes box.
 
Citruscide said:


Actually... what you said would be too nice... I don't think if I used both of my size 12 boots and had the help of Satanic Goatslayers pushing rod could we get your fat ass in the furnace... he'd probably suggest doucing you with lighter fluid and just getting your ass close enough to the furnace to ignite it... hence, lowering the workload for us... either that, or chopping yout to pieces first. :)

C
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too fucking funny!;)
 
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