hey Satanic Goatslayer!

[ABall]

Hey Man, lets say it was a beatifull sunny day, blue skies overhead and a refreshing spring scent filled the air. You were sitting on a park bench thinking about something and some old useless bum came up to you and started asking you for money. What would you do? Tell him to get lost or flip out and mess him up completely?!?!?! Cmon lets hear it. Oh yeah and you were equiped with your trusty carpet knife but you left your tiger torch at home.


Thanks


A

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I love the homeless.

The best thing to do when a vagrant asks for change is to offer him a job. When he asks what this job might entail, you tell him it's mainly a filler job and lead him over to a shallow grave. He'll ask if he's supposed to dig graves, then look at you funny, as if he was to good to be doing that. This is when you inform him that he'll be working as a corpse, and upswing with a sai through his jaw. Swipe it back out and come down into the top of his skull with the sai, twist it around, and throw him into the grave. If his nerves are making him shake, toss a blanket over him and start beating the shit out of him with a baseball bat and/or rebar. Fill the grave in and continue on with your thoughts.

 

[ABall]

I love the homeless.

The best thing to do when a vagrant asks for change is to offer him a job. When he asks what this job might entail, you tell him it's mainly a filler job and lead him over to a shallow grave. He'll ask if he's supposed to dig graves, then look at you funny, as if he was to good to be doing that. This is when you inform him that he'll be working as a corpse, and upswing with a sai through his jaw. Swipe it back out and come down into the top of his skull with the sai, twist it around, and throw him into the grave. If his nerves are making him shake, toss a blanket over him and start beating the shit out of him with a baseball bat and/or rebar. Fill the grave in and continue on with your thoughts.

Sweet. But no use for the carpet knife?

thanks


A