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what you doin fool?
Hey Sass69
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were you suppose to seriously call Shrek this past weekend? Tell everyone how crazy you think i am in public.
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can we share the story of shrek and my boy Bob
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sassy 
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hahaha..i know i know..
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MrMuscle said:
hammys are bigger than yours....
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So Ms. 69 and I (kak) have been friends for about over 3 years almost (since i joined elite in aug. 2001) and since she moved to atlanta and did not know anyone, i took it upon myself to say hello and buy her a beer.
Ms. 69 lives close to the Vinings area (a very nice yuppy area) and I invited her to one of my favorite bars there. There we ran into two guys who work out at my old gym that I use to be a trainer at this summer. One is named Shrek. called shrek because he has a head that is literally the shape of shreks, bald, and has a stomach that would make a Buddah statue look like one of the olsen twins. he was in LUUUUUUUUUB with Ms. 69. hilarious. he gives her HIS card and number and says sheepishly, call me and i'll take you to a movie. then another guy bob, who is around 55 who loves me and wants me to date his 18yr old hot daughter (i declined) also luuuuuuubs Ms. 69. not bad for the first night in a bar in atlanta.
Hollaaaaa
Ms. 69 lives close to the Vinings area (a very nice yuppy area) and I invited her to one of my favorite bars there. There we ran into two guys who work out at my old gym that I use to be a trainer at this summer. One is named Shrek. called shrek because he has a head that is literally the shape of shreks, bald, and has a stomach that would make a Buddah statue look like one of the olsen twins. he was in LUUUUUUUUUB with Ms. 69. hilarious. he gives her HIS card and number and says sheepishly, call me and i'll take you to a movie. then another guy bob, who is around 55 who loves me and wants me to date his 18yr old hot daughter (i declined) also luuuuuuubs Ms. 69. not bad for the first night in a bar in atlanta.
Hollaaaaa
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The Shadow said:
Fat Girl Nipple Patella
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ouuuuuu
Sassy and Shreky sitting in a bar
Sassy and Shreky sitting in a bar
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Sassy69 said:
...no wonder he was turned on......
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oh shit thats the ultimate pwnage, bwaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaaa, wait hes cracking on me too isnt heThe Shadow said:
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Oh and Sassy69 thought I was gay.
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OldSchoolEliteGuy said:
you're not??
WTF??
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(Detective? Einhert) I hate you marino!
to sassy69: metro like the Marta?
to sassy69: metro like the Marta?
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OldSchoolEliteGuy said:(Seargent EinhertI hate you marino!
to sassy69: metro like the Marta?
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Sassy69 said:
im not metro. i just like clothes. i'm calling Shrek and hooking you two up for that one!
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oh and im not your friend anymore. Shrek and Bob are gonna be your new friends..REAL good friends..heheh
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Sassy69 said:
what are raver shoes? I think i was wearing just a pair of steve madden low cut boots.
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MrMuscle said:
LOL
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I think Marino wants to go down on me. Admit it. you've had a crush on me since day one.
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OldSchoolEliteGuy said:
you have the pet name for ME...I think you are projecting Orb.
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i love you # 13
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Sassy69 said:
what are raver shoes?
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Well i have a teenage white girls ass so if you are having sick homo fantasies of me being #13's center at the line of scrimmage, realize it would involve a lot of blood.
there, end of your lil fantasy.
there, end of your lil fantasy.
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Lol
#13....
#13....
