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Hey Salami.........

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You don't like my skinny forearms? Those and my chicken legs are my priority for now.
 
you better work on your cunnilingus technique because you are gonna have to pull out your best stunts if you want to compete with the salami.
 
That's what I mean. Me quads/hams/(esp.) glutes, are coming along nice. It's my calves that I have to pound 3 days a week to make em grow.
 
Do em 3x/week. On leg day I stand on balls of my feet to concentrate on em during squats. Same on leg sled. Then I do 4 sets of seated raises and 4 sets of leg sled raises (just use it for calves). The other two days I do 4 and 4 8-10 reps each.
 
I'll switch up with calf raises on the Smith, but my gym doesn't have a donkey machine. I swear to God those make you GROW! When I played hockey I'd do those in all my workouts and I had some freaky calves. Now I've neglected them.:splat:
 
Salami.............you try WAAAYYYY too hard! Ease up and they'll come flockin'........................wait, no..........sorry. Girls don't usually prefer meat thats $3.99/lb., that lasts for only a week (only if you keep it sealed tight), thats contains too much fat and grease, and that tastes best spread all over w/ mustard. Need I say more??;)
 
so you like mustard spread on the salami? when we get together ill cover my salami in mustard and you can lick it off.
 
TheSalami said:
so you like mustard spread on the salami? when we get together ill cover my salami in mustard and you can lick it off.
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Does that mean I have to lick yo' herpes off too?:sick:
 
you are going to want to lick whatever i got down there. this is not 3.99 a pound salami were talking about here. this is the finest quality salami in the world. you will beg me for it.
 
I only like my salami thinly cut - deli style, on a sub bun w/ mustard and yellow pepper rings, heated in the microwave...............you still UP to it Salami man?:mix:
 
the only way you are getting my salami like that is if im dead. in which case feel free to enjoy. otherwise you are just gonna have to take the full might of my hard kosher beef salami deep inside your pink taco.
 
My pink taco only accepts Greek Gyros.............Pauly is greek...............MMmmmm......mmmmm.mmmmmmmmmm,now I'm horny.. "Pauly, where art thou?"
 
He likes giving it to ME up the butt..........I occasionally like to bring out the ol' "Strap-On" as a surprise for him..........when he's a good boy...........;)







(no, not really!)
 
its a good thing you added that little "no not really" at the end. thats nasty. i hear some dudes like a finger in the butt but to go all out with a strap on is gay. well i guess may was right about you being a 3 input girl. next time im in michigan im gonna have to go backdoor on you while pauly gets your mouth.
 
TheSalami said:
its a good thing you added that little "no not really" at the end. thats nasty. i hear some dudes like a finger in the butt but to go all out with a strap on is gay. well i guess may was right about you being a 3 input girl. next time im in michigan im gonna have to go backdoor on you while pauly gets your mouth.
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Easy boy..............you ain't stickin' yo herpes ridden, fat, greasy, $3.99, ugly ass Salami in MY mouth!!!:mad: Yuck, patooie!


Who the F*** is May anyways??? ha haaaaa
 
may is a gay homosexual that often posts on this forum. i think it was him in another thread that asked pauly if you were a 3 input girl. i wasnt suggesting that i stick my salami in your mouth. i want to stick it in your rectum. pauly can take you mouth while im going to town on your anus.
 
well thats fine because like i said my salami is the highest quality kosher beef. i think its pauly that you need to worry about. he is serving you gyro meat. i have heard some bad stories about funky gyro meat. that shit aint 100% beef.
 
OOOOOO.........I don't go for that Polish shit man. Why you gotta be all up on my mans shit bro? BACK THE FUCK OFF BITCH! (j/k) :splat:
 
first you say im not a 100% beef and now your saying my shits polish? my shit aint polish. its american and you dont get any better than american. my salami is the product of a capitalist society, it is the best. pauly is a product of low quality sources. the difference between me and pauly is like the difference between a steak at fridays versus a steak at peter lugers or ruth chris (me being the luger or ruths chris). you know until i saw that picture i assumed you were chinese because of the name. whats an aziareign?
 
LMFAO!!! You're just too weird Salami! Azia Reign is my stage name, I am a singer.............and this will be my name when I am famous....................HOPING to be famous!;)
 
you have a lot of competition if you want to be a famous singer. with the icy hot stuntaz taking over there isnt much room for new people. you should put yourself on the internet so i can listen to your music while i choke the chicken.

now i have to lay out by the pool and get tan. im having some post bad workout depression and i need to relax. i think maybe i was thinking about sticking my salami in your butt during the workout and couldnt concentrate.
 
i have just gotten back from getting tan. i have decided that i am going to take a second shot at the workout. this is no time for shitty workouts. after i finish this protein bar im gonna wreck the weights like a fuckin black person.
 
i feel really good right now for some reason. i am going down to lift and im sure this session will be a ton better than earlier!!!!!!!!!!
 
azia loves the salami. im going to the mall now to get some new clothes and some shit for when i get back to school. i wanna be bling blingin when i show up.
 
everything has to be a competition with you people. i was just trying to have some friendly conversation. i cant help it if pauly's girlfriend is falling in love with me.
 
Besides........

Who wants 3.99/lb salami, when they can stuff their holes with this?
 
Now THAT'S what i'm TALKIN' 'bout! Yeah bay-bee! Show him your shit! :busy:
 
Re: Azia.......

pauly said:
Don't forget about 2:30 this mornin?:xeye: :horny:
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Make sure you wake me up when your on your way home so I can get ready....................don't be too wasted doll! Oooooo, can't wait! Yummy!:horny: :bigkiss:
 
TheSalami said:
ill be there at 2:25 and be done well before pauly gets back.
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I'll have the strap-on waiting for your nice, tight ass Salamiiiiiiiiii................:kiss:
 
yeah my ass is pretty tight but thats because nothing goes in it and nothing ever will. keep the strap on though. i may want to use it just to stick in your mouth in case you want to talk.
 
Well, yo' tight as won't be tight anymore after I'm done with you baby! As a matter of fact you dee-licious $3.99/lb delight, you won't EVER be the same after you leave MY house tonight. Be prepared Salami-wami!:bigkiss: :shocked:
 
Orrrrrr.............

I got it Azia, you fuck Salami in the ass with the black 12" ruff ryder strap on, while he salivates on my cock. That'll be a NICE 3 some.
 
Re: Orrrrrr.............

pauly said:
I got it Azia, you fuck Salami in the ass with the black 12" ruff ryder strap on, while he salivates on my cock. That'll be a NICE 3 some.
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OOOooo yeeeeeaaaaahhhh bay-bee, you know what mama likes.................and then I'll have our precious little pitbull come in and we'll have a 4some, and he can nibble a little on Salami's salami.....................OOOoo, right there baby, yeah!:chomp:
 
my dog is gonna be pissed but my mom will be thrilled. make sure you do a good job eating her out because she has had a rough life and deserves only the best cunnilingus she can get. this is going to be so much fun. lets do this on the 50 yard line in michigan stadium during a big u of m football game!!!
 
WHAT?! I ain't goin' NOWHERE near your moms fucked up, ghonerea ridden, sypha-herpe-clappin-warty fuckin' pussy! She and your dog can go fuck in the dirt-ass dumpster/trailer you call your "house", and she can swallow his dong until her face is blue. AND I hope he shoots her in the eye!
Meanwhile...............you will be tied down with barbwire to our little "table of treachery" in our dungeon, Pauly will be shovin' his 10" cock down your throat, no one will hear you gagging. I, on the other hand, will be taking my "Conan the Barbarian sword", jagged edged mind you, and shaving your dick & ball hairs, not caring if i knick your precious little salami, cause when I'm done baby.................YOUR SALAMI WILL HAVE NO SKIN, AND NEVER, EVER............EVERRRRRR BE USED AGAIN!!! BUAAAAAHAAAA HAAAAAAAA:kaioken: :devil:
 
you are such a sweety!! i can tell you are going to be a famous singer because thats exactly how britney spears used to talk to me when we were growing up. so that sounds like a standard saturday night for my mom and dog. its a shame you wouldnt let them join the fun. the whole nut shaving thing sounds pretty exciting. i have never been much of an S & M guy but im willing to try it out. however i dont think pauly would want to shove his shween in my mouth. i may mistake it for a kosher frank and bite it off.
 
That's ok Salami, I like when my bitches bite, kind of a turn on. Besides, when my cock is halfway down your esaphogus, you'll know who your daddy is. If you can handle Azia's strap on, you can handle my club.

Well I'm off to the gym to w/o my back. Got a f'n knot the size of Salami's puss filled wart on his nut sack. It'll make out for an interesting workout.

Salami, don't forget about our rendezvous at Azia's tonite. You can bring your mom too, wouldn't want her to miss her son screaming like a lil' girl that she always wanted. BE PREPE|ARED TO BE VIOLATED.
 
DO NOT EVA................NEVA..........use me and Britney (or Christina) in the same sentence! They suck fuckin' donkey balls! (I have more class then they ever will, and I have a verrrrrrrrry different style) thas hurt Salami:bawling: (I'm serious)

Anyhoo, back on track! How 'bout this...............I'll take your Little Kosher Dill, boil it in some vinegar, scrape it up some more, rub rubbing alcohol on it with sandpaper, stick it under yer ballz, and in your nice shiny asshole. How does that sound baby?? Oh, and BTW, Pauly will just slap you silly in yo' face with his big ding dong long shlong!!
 
whats your style? i like britney even though i dont listent to any of her music. even if i dont like someones music i still appreciate the fact that they are making a shitload of money just by singing. i would do it even if i hated what i was singing.

sounds like a good time with you pickling my penis and all. you are making me all hot and shit. this is going to be the greatest night of my life. do you mind if i use your titties like punching bags for a while? then id like to punch you in your stomach and have you vomit all over me. as a souvenir i would like to cut off your titties and turn them into bowls that i can eat my breakfast cereal out of.
 
That's fine, but I still want to shit on him cuz he said he likes the skat scene.
 
My style?............a little dance, jazz, R&B, hip-hop, ......some of Tony Braxton, w/ J-Lo, a teensy bit o Jessica Simpson, some Sade.............gosh dammit, its hard to describe! I'm NOT fake either!
 
i want to hear it. it will be good to pay while i am jerkin my gherkin. what do you mean you arent fake? your boobies are real?
 
My personality, my attitude, my smile, my humor, my talk, my walk, my nails, MY BOOBIES (i belong to IBTC)...........NOTHING IS FAKE ABOUT ME! I'm real! i just dye my hair sometimes! Pauly and I are in the process of doing the Azia Reign project and getting a demo completed. Amaritto is helping me build a website.........don't worry, by the end of fall, there should be something for everyone to listen to!
 
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