hey redguru, i love your avi!!!

[swole]

and i know why you're doing it

i am personally making sure no more spiders are being hurt by brooms or flip-flops just because someone doesn't want them in their house

 

[Lestat]

e-flirt alert!

 

[jdevlin1985]

What's in the avi?

 

[swole]

guys, all of God's creatures are equal to us humans. that's why jesus ate fish. because they're equal and we should all eat veggies. now i have to go. i have a busy life protesting against people who use animals for human benefits.

brb, i gotta inject insulin which was researched with animals (insulin keeps me alive)

 

[Lestat]

are you really a diabetic bro?

 

[swole]

 

[swole]

are you really a diabetic bro?

no, i'm making fun of peta's vice president, who is STRONGLY opposed to animal research yet deems it OK to inject insulin she admitted was developed from animals

her excuse for being a hypocrite? animals need her alive to protest against other animals being hurt by scientific research.

 

[swole]

http://www.peta-sucks.com/

 

[Frisky]

are you really a diabetic bro?

You're so gullible

 

[redguru]

Does the Brown Recluse feel pain when I squash it with my boot? The Blowfly when I swat it? The dust mite when I turn on the AC and dessicate it?

 

[Lestat]

You're so gullible

i was just seeking clarification

 

[swole]

Does the Brown Recluse feel pain when I squash it with my boot? The Blowfly when I swat it? The dust mite when I turn on the AC and dessicate it?

you are a ugly!!!!!!! and spend all your time on the web!!!!!!!!loser!!

i saved a FRUIT FLY today!! he was on my apples when i set him free outside!!! what the hell did you DO TODAY!?!?!?!

 

[HumorMe]

no, i'm making fun of peta's vice president, who is STRONGLY opposed to animal research yet deems it OK to inject insulin she admitted was developed from animals

her excuse for being a hypocrite? animals need her alive to protest against other animals being hurt by scientific research.

 

[Frisky]

this morning I killed a huge mosquito

 

[jafo]

Does the Brown Recluse feel pain when I squash it with my boot? The Blowfly when I swat it? The dust mite when I turn on the AC and dessicate it?

you should run some test on them and get back to us

 

[swole]

this morning I killed a huge mosquito

MURDERERERER!!!!!

 

[jnevin]

and i know why you're doing it

i am personally making sure no more spiders are being hurt by brooms or flip-flops just because someone doesn't want them in their house

It's knot what I think is is???

 

[Frisky]

MURDERERERER!!!!!

It was sucking my blood.

 

[swole]

It's knot what I think is is???

wth you talking about? this is about equal rights for innocent spiders who are being killed for just doing what they do to survive!!! build webs wherever flies and other bugs exist!! yet millions of americans kill them!!!! why? because god forbid they bottle them and let them go outside. you people are losersererss!!!

 

[redguru]

you are a ugly!!!!!!! and spend all your time on the web!!!!!!!!loser!!

i saved a FRUIT FLY today!! he was on my apples when i set him free outside!!! what the hell did you DO TODAY!?!?!?!

I breathed in about 400,000 dust mites, consumed millions of bacteria. I killed millions of sperm in my shower today while imagining Johnny Sacrimoni's wife slobbing my knob.

 

[jnevin]

wth you talking about? this is about equal rights for innocent spiders who are being killed for just doing what they do to survive!!! build webs wherever flies and other bugs exist!! yet millions of americans kill them!!!! why? because god forbid they bottle them and let them go outside. you people are losersererss!!!

I just had some tart lemonade. I'm totally puckered.

 

[swole]

I breathed in about 400,000 dust mites, consumed millions of bacteria. I killed millions of sperm in my shower today while imagining Johnny Sacrimoni's wife slobbing my knob.

Unless you used those bacteria for meat AND skin you are a god creature KILLEERER!!

 

[Frisky]

I breathed in about 400,000 dust mites, consumed millions of bacteria. I killed millions of sperm in my shower today while imagining Johnny Sacrimoni's wife slobbing my knob.

sperm is really alive?

 

[redguru]

Unless you used those bacteria for meat AND skin you are a god creature KILLEERER!!

SEAL CLUB SANDWICH

Ingredients

For Marinade:
1/2Cup Light Soya Sauce
1 Clove Garlic
1/2 Cup Finely Chopped Shallots or Green Onions
1 tbsp Sesame Oil
1 Tsp. Chili Paste
1-inch piece of fresh ginger, grated

For Sandwich:
1/4lb fresh seal loin
2 leaves romain lettuce
2 slices of ripe tomato
2 strips cooked bacon
1 tbsp mayonnaise
1 kaiser bun, split

What to Do:

1. Combine all marinate ingredients in a bowl. Place the seal loin in the marinade for 4 hours (in the refrigerator).
2. Wipe meat clean and sautee in olive oil until cooked to desired doneness (4-6 min).
3. Rest meat on a plate for 15 minutes. Cut into thinslices.
4. Spread mayo on bun and pile the meat onto one half. Top with tomato, bacon, lettuce and other half of bun.

Tarting it up:

A little thinly sliced red onion wouldn't be out of place here, nor would some chopped hard boiled egg.

 

[redguru]

sperm is really alive?

I got about 100,000,000 little wrigglers wanting to bust a move on your eyelashes right now.

 

[Frisky]

I got about 100,000,000 little wrigglers wanting to bust a move on your eyelashes right now.

 

[HumorMe]

bump

 

[redguru]

Think I'll have a seal club sandwich.

 

[starfish]

SEAL CLUB SANDWICH

Ingredients

For Marinade:
1/2Cup Light Soya Sauce
1 Clove Garlic
1/2 Cup Finely Chopped Shallots or Green Onions
1 tbsp Sesame Oil
1 Tsp. Chili Paste
1-inch piece of fresh ginger, grated

For Sandwich:
1/4lb fresh seal loin
2 leaves romain lettuce
2 slices of ripe tomato
2 strips cooked bacon
1 tbsp mayonnaise
1 kaiser bun, split

What to Do:

1. Combine all marinate ingredients in a bowl. Place the seal loin in the marinade for 4 hours (in the refrigerator).
2. Wipe meat clean and sautee in olive oil until cooked to desired doneness (4-6 min).
3. Rest meat on a plate for 15 minutes. Cut into thinslices.
4. Spread mayo on bun and pile the meat onto one half. Top with tomato, bacon, lettuce and other half of bun.

Tarting it up:

A little thinly sliced red onion wouldn't be out of place here, nor would some chopped hard boiled egg.

I had to "kill" two sea lions in the past two days. Not because I'm an idiot sealer but because they were slowly dieing from domoic acid toxicity. Sea lions make horrible cries when they are slowly dieing, siezures, etc. You would probably love it. Start some threads on that too...You have no life.

They are not seals but I'll send you them to you for your damn sandwich..you dont seem bright enough to tell the difference.

and since you love to be either obsessed with me to copying biteme's face picture in carrying on your 13 year old humor on elite...just look at your damn self in my avatar. Maybe that will please you.


You are really miserable and lonley inside..SAD

 

[swole]

I had to "kill" two sea lions in the past two days. Not because I'm an idiot sealer but because they were slowly dieing from domoic acid toxicity. Sea lions make horrible cries when they are slowly dieing, siezures, etc. You would probably love it. Start some threads on that too...You have no life.

They are not seals but I'll send you them to you for your damn sandwich..you dont seem bright enough to tell the difference.

and since you love to be either obsessed with me to copying biteme's face picture in carrying on your 13 year old humor on elite...just look at your damn self in my avatar. Maybe that will please you.


You are really miserable and lonley inside..SAD

the keyboard you used to type that with was tested on animals

 

[starfish]

the keyboard you used to type that with was tested on animals

Dude..I have way too many great things going on in my life to worry about you.

LMAO!!

Im not desperate for e-attention....sorry

Have fun though...YOU ARE OBSESSED!

 

[Quadsweeps Sister]

Does the Brown Recluse feel pain when I squash it with my boot? The Blowfly when I swat it? The dust mite when I turn on the AC and dessicate it?

Those scare the bejesus out of me. I used to work for a surgeon and a young guy came to the office for a post surgical follow-up after a brown recluse put two bullet-hole like wounds in his forehead. He was laying insulation in an attic and he said it felt like two quick knife stabs and the pain was excruciating. The holes looked like little volcanos. I guess their venom eats yours flesh; digests it so to speak. He was pretty close to dead, but they pulled him out of it.

Scary....

I think I liked your cock-a-roach better...at least I'm resigned to the fact that if we all get nuked off the face of the Earth - they will still be here, along with Twinkies.

 

[redguru]

Those scare the bejesus out of me. I used to work for a surgeon and a young guy came to the office for a post surgical follow-up after a brown recluse put two bullet-hole like wounds in his forehead. He was laying insulation in an attic and he said it felt like two quick knife stabs and the pain was excruciating. The holes looked like little volcanos. I guess their venom eats yours flesh; digests it so to speak. He was pretty close to dead, but they pulled him out of it.

Scary....

I think I liked your cock-a-roach better...at least I'm resigned to the fact that if we all get nuked off the face of the Earth - they will still be here, along with Twinkies.

The Brown Recluse bite is wicked. When my brother got bit by one, it looked like his arm was going to rot off in two days.

 

[spongebob]

you are a ugly!!!!!!! and spend all your time on the web!!!!!!!!loser!!

i saved a FRUIT FLY today!! he was on my apples when i set him free outside!!! what the hell did you DO TODAY!?!?!?!

if you really cared for that fruitfly you wouldve let him get his nutrution from those apples you'll probably let spoil.