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Hey Puc

Ffactor said:
Be that as it may, it's still better than puc's poo, so double poo poo with corn on you my friend!
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hey man,I'm just here to verify the quality of your poo,no need to get fiesty.So your poo is amazing,but what good is it if it's not shared between friends,huh?
 
Ffactor said:
I am with you donkey cause I can squeeze out some high quality poo. Fine enough to belong in a museum!
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to me it's not so much the poo that is quality,but the dismount.Does your poo make a "plop",or a "plorp"?There is a big difference,and if it were of grade A quality poo,the "plorp" would be in order.
 
Well let me put it this way. This one time I made an enormous poo and it took on a life of it's own. It had three heads and a tail and I had to beat it down into the toilet with a plunger before I could flush it.
 
Ffactor said:
Well let me put it this way. This one time I made an enormous poo and it took on a life of it's own. It had three heads and a tail and I had to beat it down into the toilet with a plunger before I could flush it.
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that's some impressive poo!I've never mastered the 3 headed poo,but once my poo was soooo long it swirled amongst the tank like soft serve,then when it was time for the dismount,this poo with all of it's malevolence lashed out and streaked my nutz on it's way to it's demise.The poo won the battle,but I won the war!
 
sermon_of_mockery said:
that's some impressive poo!I've never mastered the 3 headed poo,but once my poo was soooo long it swirled amongst the tank like soft serve,then when it was time for the dismount,this poo with all of it's malevolence lashed out and streaked my nutz on it's way to it's demise.The poo won the battle,but I won the war!
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Holy shit! Did this seriously happen? I have never had a shit streak my nuts.
 
sermon_of_mockery said:
I never lie joncrane.Tell us your most worthy of poo tales.
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Here's a poo tale (not tail). Mostly it's a puke tale. Last Wednesday at work I got progressively sicker and sicker during the day until I finally had to drag a waste bin into the bathroom and puke into it while I was on the toilet.

That's all I got.

JC
 
I once had diarrhea and I puked and poo'd all over the toilet and it went flying everywhere. And the entire stall was covered with baby foodlike poo and yellowish puke stains.
 
Ffactor said:
I once had diarrhea and I puked and poo'd all over the toilet and it went flying everywhere. And the entire stall was covered with baby foodlike poo and yellowish puke stains.
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not bad.You ever hold in your poo for 2 weeks,then give birth?
 
once when i was on an unfortunate diet which consisted entirely of dry protein powder, i did not poo for about a week. Then, when i finally did, the child i excreted was so large i bled and cried, and so wide that upon flushing, the toilet broke. It began spaying a stream of water vertically like one of those french ass washers.

poopy
 
Puc said:
once when i was on an unfortunate diet which consisted entirely of dry protein powder, i did not poo for about a week. Then, when i finally did, the child i excreted was so large i bled and cried, and so wide that upon flushing, the toilet broke. It began spaying a stream of water vertically like one of those french ass washers.

poopy
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Thta is some high quality poo my friend. Unfortunately I have been rather dissapointed with the amount of poo I have been discharging as of late. In fact it does not even smell like poo. More like cabbage!
 
my mini puppy does not know where to poo yet. she is all good with the pee-pee, but the turds... well no. they are hard as a rock and about the size of my penir... which is about 3 inches. i was thinking of sticking one of them in my ass. maybe it would make a good but plug?
 
truthfully i am shocked the wodin hate thread has lived this long... if he locks it, i will start a new one with a link the locked. poo shall reign. the old man shall know he is hated.:devil:
 
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