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How many of you get cards on your birthday from your wife or whatever that include the phrase, "...then I can give you your real present..". Etc.
 
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Not me.

I'm not married though, so consider this a bump.

Oh and once my g/f brought me a cupcake in bed for my birthday.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
Not me.

I'm not married though, so consider this a bump.

Oh and once my g/f brought me a cupcake in bed for my birthday.
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you've got an official GF now dude?
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
Not me.

I'm not married though, so consider this a bump.

Oh and once my g/f brought me a cupcake in bed for my birthday.
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I would have chewed it up and spit it back in her face.

I hate cupcakes.
 
WODIN said:
How many of you get cards on your birthday from your wife or whatever that include the phrase, "...then I can give you your real present..". Etc.
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uhmmm, ive been married 12 years and have no clue what your talking about.
 
WODIN said:
How many of you get cards on your birthday from your wife or whatever that include the phrase, "...then I can give you your real present..". Etc.
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I hope your "real present" comes wrapped up and with a receipt. Cause if that shit wasn't bought, you just got something you had yesterday already, for free.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
Not me.

I'm not married though, so consider this a bump.

Oh and once my g/f brought me a cupcake in bed for my birthday.
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Did it have a whole in it so she could give you a blow job?
 
awittyusername said:
What a coincidence... I had a g/f bring a stripper named "cupcake" to bed for my birthday. :arty:





j/k
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You must spread some Karma around before giving it to awittyusername again.
 
Lestat said:
you've got an official GF now dude?
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Nah, this was in 1999.

But it was a good cupcake. And a nice card. And she brought an eclair but I was like how much fucking chocolate do you think I can eat?

I had 2 "official" g/f's from Oct 04 to 1/1/05...you know how expensive Christmas is when you're dating 2 girls?

I'm chillin' out now.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
Nah, this was in 1999.

But it was a good cupcake. And a nice card. And she brought an eclair but I was like how much fucking chocolate do you think I can eat?

I had 2 "official" g/f's from Oct 04 to 1/1/05...you know how expensive Christmas is when you're dating 2 girls?

I'm chillin' out now.
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So your a player!!! I see now....
 
AAP said:
I hope your "real present" comes wrapped up and with a receipt. Cause if that shit wasn't bought, you just got something you had yesterday already, for free.
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LMFAO!

When I was married I got shit like that. I'd think exactly ^. I wanted a new putter goddamnit!
 
I specifically ask for nothing on my Birthday. I don't like to celebrate it, along with other holidays. I'm a peculiar being.

I've received those coupons for sexual favors before.

and Handcuffs... It was so embarrassing having to call a locksmith to get them off. I thought they were trick handcuffs, but NOOOO. Damnit!
 
FEISTY11975 said:
So your a player!!! I see now....
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Only one who got played was me, yo.

I took one girl to NY over Christmas, took the other on a cruise, then went to St. Martin for a week to forget it all. EF's most beautiful woman was with me over New Year's when the whole thing fell apart, it was funny, she got a good laugh out of it.

And I was not really interested in either of them, just got caught up in shit...guess I was bored.
 
jnevin said:
LMFAO!

When I was married I got shit like that. I'd think exactly ^. I wanted a new putter goddamnit!
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Yeah.... I would be like "damn what a cheapass. I got this shit last night too. what were we celebrating THEN? How much money you saved by thinking I was such a scmuck I wouldn't notice I didn't get shit for my birthday?"
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
Only one who got played was me, yo.

I took one girl to NY over Christmas, took the other on a cruise, then went to St. Martin for a week to forget it all. EF's most beautiful woman was with me over New Year's when the whole thing fell apart, it was funny, she got a good laugh out of it.

And I was not really interested in either of them, just got caught up in shit...guess I was bored.
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bored and caught up in shit??? WTF?? You need a time out!! You're a bad boy!!!
 
last year i got a sack of coal and a rusty bicycle chain pulled through my urethra...


... i have a feeling next bday i might actuall enjoy my present.
 
ChefWide said:
last year i got a sack of coal and a rusty bicycle chain pulled through my urethra...


... i have a feeling next bday i might actuall enjoy my present.
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Ouch!!! Hope the next one goes well
 
ChefWide said:
last year i got a sack of coal and a rusty bicycle chain pulled through my urethra...


... i have a feeling next bday i might actuall enjoy my present.
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Sounds like you and crak have something in common.
 
Shit, my old lady forgot my birthday this year. Around 2pm that day, my sister in law called to wish me a happy birthday. I sitting right next to the wifey when she called. My wife felt a little shitty. But she had already given me my present a few weeks before, so I didn't care too much I guess.
 
WODIN said:
How many of you get cards on your birthday from your wife or whatever that include the phrase, "...then I can give you your real present..". Etc.
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15 years in (37 years old)... Can kiss that "card and real present" stuff goodbye. Once you've been married a while, settle for her instigating sex every now and then instead of you chasing her around the house all day.
 
LOL @ AAP and Chesty.

A buddy of mine had a birthday yesterday and his card from his wife had that line in it and several of us just cracked up because its pretty much a cliche.

I said if she really loved you she'd give you and envelope with $5k and a round trip ticket to amsterdam, no questions asked. :)
 
LOL

Those freaking coupons are worthless

It means you'll get sex when she'd ordinarily feel like giving it to you anyway.

Only means something if its redeemable at any time
 
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