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WODIN

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What are you getting your guys for Steak and Blowjob day? It's March 20th, you have nine days to plan that extra special BJ.

(Correction.... March 14th!!!!!)
 
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WODIN said:
What are you getting your guys for Steak and Blowjob day? It's March 20th, you have nine days to plan that extra special BJ.
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wtf, sign me up for this shit. i want some tip sirloin steak and some head and it better taste good and the oral better last more than 15 minutes.
 
I'll have mine bloody whilst she's on the job.

Q) How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!

Whayhey

:evil:
 
Is it really steak and bj day? oh dear he will think hes the king of the poop pile

but ill do it if i MUST:)

its the only thing i can do, im sure Hallmark dont make a card for that occasion:)
 
WODIN said:
What are you getting your guys for Steak and Blowjob day? It's March 20th, you have nine days to plan that extra special BJ.
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Wodin, be honest, when was the last time your wife gave you some skully?


the survery says:















he can't remember!!!
 
fistfullofsteel said:
Wodin, be honest, when was the last time your wife gave you some skully?

the survery says:


he can't remember!!!
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I got some skully two days ago, the last night :licker: the :kitty:.

Tonight is whip cream and hand cuffs.
 
Raina said:
I'm guessing a hug and chicken fingers just isn't going to be enough for this?
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Did you get a snickers and a daisy on valentines day?
 
Nope. He was super crabby so I watched the dog show with my dog and went to bed way before him.

He was psyched about this upcoming holiday though and said he doesn't get enough of those lately (and we're not talking steaks). I asked what his pain in the ass factor has been lately and he just laughed. There's a correlation between the pain in the ass factor and favors.
 
Raina said:
Nope. He was super crabby so I watched the dog show with my dog and went to bed way before him.

He was psyched about this upcoming holiday though and said he doesn't get enough of those lately (and we're not talking steaks). I asked what his pain in the ass factor has been lately and he just laughed. There's a correlation between the pain in the ass factor and favors.
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Well fuck him then. Not literally either. Thats just not right. Vday is all about licking the kitty and taking one for the team as it were.
 
Gymgurl said:
Taking one for the team? That is what we feel like every month when he have to have sex with the hubbys






j/k
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You have sex with your hubby just once a month?
 
WODIN said:
Well fuck him then. Not literally either. Thats just not right. Vday is all about licking the kitty and taking one for the team as it were.
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Somebody is soooo not going to agree to that...
 
SoKlueles said:
Is it really steak and bj day? oh dear he will think hes the king of the poop pile

but ill do it if i MUST:)

its the only thing i can do, im sure Hallmark dont make a card for that occasion:)
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:lmao:
 
My hubby's a vegetarian, so he doesn't eat steak..... so I guess I'll just get him some beer....
 
jenscats5 said:
My hubby's a vegetarian, so he doesn't eat steak..... so I guess I'll just get him some beer....
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:lmao: at the image of the top ofJenny's head being used as a beer can holder

Im sorry Jenny, :worried:
 
bluepeter said:
Wodin's old enough to be my grandfather and he's scoring more action than me :(
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u forgot the GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT. ok, a whole bunch of greats before the grandfather. you get the idea.

just messing wodin. everybody luvs the wodin meister.
 
JerseyArt said:
:lmao: at the image of the top ofJenny's head being used as a beer can holder

Im sorry Jenny, :worried:
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Well, he really wants a 5 gallon "party ball" from Long Trail Brewery -- might be too heavy for me tho....
 
jenscats5 said:
Well, he really wants a 5 gallon "party ball" from Long Trail Brewery -- might be too heavy for me tho....
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:lmao:
 
WODIN said:
What are you getting your guys for Steak and Blowjob day? It's March 20th, you have nine days to plan that extra special BJ.

(Correction.... March 14th!!!!!)
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I guess it will be a steak and a blowjob!! That what the day is called..Steak and Blowjob day!!














Being a smartass today!! sorry I am in one of those moods!! :qt:
 
Jay Cartwright said:
Q) How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
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Q: How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three -- one to do it, and two to write a folk song about it.
 
It sounds like a very worthwhile holiday. Amazing.
 
The anticipation of what's after steak is what makes this holiday golden. :verygood:
 
I am OFFICIALLY thoroughly disgusted with my husband....... so he ain't gettin NUTHIN!!

Hmpf!!
 
jenscats5 said:
I am OFFICIALLY thoroughly disgusted with my husband....... so he ain't gettin NUTHIN!!

Hmpf!!
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I read your GT thread....you know. It's all your fault ;)
 
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