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Well as you know I recently turned 19 which is the legal age to enter strip clubs here in Canada. Well tonight is a school night so we were just going to a bar (I've only been inside a bar once and it ended up pretty ugly). I see this place, 5 dollar cover charge, so we go in. Sit down and damn, the chicks were smoking, EXCEPT one...Well we were sitting there enjoying the show, when the House's designated boner killer does her set. I was quite bored, and I wanted her to GTFO. But then after she does her set (nice body though, definately a bag fuck if you were drunk enough), she comes and sits down beside me. I was starring at her hooch when she took it off though (I mean how can I not?) and she thought I was into her or something. Sits down beside me, and introduces her self (Brandy- how typical). I tell her who I am blah blah. I am trying to watch the show on stage cuz there is this SMOKING chick doing her thing and this ugo is fucking distratcting me. Shes feeling up my chest, feeling my legs, brushing over my crotch, whispering in my ear. Then shes like "hey you want a lap dance?" I said "no thanks" politely (because its fucking 30, and if I pay 30 bucks for a dance, it would be from any of the chicks there, BUT her). Well shes like "You are really cute. And I saw you watching my set so I am going to give you a treat" Takes me by the hand to the back room and strips down. My idiot friends cheer me on, making fun of me because I am getting hit on by this UGO. Ofcourse I am partially to blame for being so damn sexy and for giving her alot of empty compliments like "your set was great! nice outfit! Yeah you looked good up there. etc etc" At the back she strips down again and starts rubbing her cunt infront of me, feeling up her tits (very little of them there anyways), rubbing them in my face, rubbing her ass on my chest, etc. After this is over (and I gotta admit I popped a woody) she proceddes to tell me her fucking life story. And WONT shut up. How she graduated Highschool at so and so time, working at the club for 6 months, worked at another club for a yr, is from another province, went to some college, hoping to open up an art store, etc etc. After every sentence also she would toss in a "tehehehe". I am like goddamn bitch, I am missing the show, and I think that its a damn good one cuz I saw a blonde with HUGE knockers getting on stage and her face was smoking and I hear the wolf whistles and shit from the outside. The girl I was with starts feeling me up again , untill finally its her turn to go back up. Shes like "Hey will you be here when I come back?" I am like "Sure". *wink *wink. I get out of the back room, go to my friends while she went backstage to change and we got the hell outta there. I mean if she was hot I would DO Her in a heart beat, but this girl had NO intelligence, hardly any tits or ass and her face was a 5.5/10 at best and this was with 3 beers in me! She gave me her card that had all the times shes dancing and her ph number and name at the club. But I hid it in my friends car after so that when his parents drive it they'll find it, which would make for some freakin good comedy.
Cliffnotes: First time at a strip club, I get a lap dance, nearly scored w/ ugly ass stripper, pulled a Goldendelicious and turned her down.
Cliffnotes: First time at a strip club, I get a lap dance, nearly scored w/ ugly ass stripper, pulled a Goldendelicious and turned her down.
