Hey DOT

[spentagn]

When's the Mrs. due? I guess I could've just asked you in a pm, but I'm sure several of us will be happy to find out, as anal sex with her will get much easier following an episiotomy. Thanks.

 

[WODIN]

When's the Mrs. due? I guess I could've just asked you in a pm, but I'm sure several of us will be happy to find out, as anal sex with her will get much easier following an episiotomy. Thanks.

You are one sick puppy! LMAO!!!

He is buisy gimping right now, has to get some extra ends together for baby stuff. Anyway I think he said early..mid February for the due date.

 

[frorider6]

bump for status on the little tamale

 

[spentagn]

LOL. You must be getting excited. I remember when mine was on the way, and she just wasn't ready to come out yet. The nurse told us to go home and have sex, as that would get the contractions started. Only afterwards did I find out that she didn't mean butt sex.

 

[frorider6]

LOL. You must be getting excited. I remember when mine was on the way, and she just wasn't ready to come out yet. The nurse told us to go home and have sex, as that would get the contractions started. Only afterwards did I find out that she didn't mean butt sex.

I've heard pregnant women get really bad hemorrhoids, which would probably feel really good during butt sex.

 

[WODIN]

Why would you have thought that your wife hitting you in the ass with a strap-on would send her into labor?

Pressure on her abdomen from the strap on. That's what Frodrider says! For real. That's the only way I would know that!!!

 

[spentagn]

Why would you have thought that your wife hitting you in the ass with a strap-on would send her into labor?

Well, following the reaming, I couldn't control my bowels. I shit all over her fucking face. The nausea could not be contained, she vomited, and began contractions. I thank the triple ripple butt plug for the beautiful daughter I have today.

 

[frorider6]

Pressure on her abdomen from the strap on. That's what Frodrider says! For real. That's the only way I would know that!!!

Those pregnant women are brutal when they get a strap on. They always put it right on the top of their belly too, so they look like some kind of fucked up sex rhino. And all the horrible things they say... "Take it bitch! You like my fucking cock, don't ya whore. I'm gonna rip up your ass all night."

I mean, there's a child present for god's sake.

 

[spentagn]

Those pregnant women are brutal when they get a strap on. They always put it right on the top of their belly too, so they look like some kind of fucked up sex rhino. And all the horrible things they say... "Take it bitch! You like my fucking cock, don't ya whore. I'm gonna rip up your ass all night."

I mean, there's a child present for god's sake.

That's wrong, fro. God is spelled with capital G.

 

[frorider6]

That's wrong, fro. God is spelled with capital G.

Then so is Atheist.

 

[frorider6]

I've tried to avoid sex with my wife the past few months because I don't want the baby to be embarrased that her Daddy has a small wienie.

So you know it's a "her"? What's her name going to be? I think you should name her Stake. That way, when she grows up, people will call her Miss Stake.

 

[spentagn]

Then so is Atheist.

atheist isn't a proper noun.

 

[frorider6]

atheist isn't a proper noun.

It is if that's the deity that I worship.

 

[spentagn]

It is if that's the deity that I worship.

The irony of worshiping atheism astounds me. Doing legs today?

 

[frorider6]

The irony of worshiping atheism astounds me. Doing legs today?

I know. Religion is a fun topic for me.

But trying to shift the attack to my legs because you're out of things to say is weak. Anger leads to the Dark Side young jedi. (Notice I put Dark Side in caps )

 

[WODIN]

LOL at all of ya.

DOT - She wont make fun of what she can't see. Like it would go in that far!

 

[spentagn]

LOL at all of ya.

DOT - She wont make fun of what she can't see. Like it would go in that far!

The Mrs. or the baby?

 

[spentagn]

I know. Religion is a fun topic for me.

But trying to shift the attack to my legs because you're out of things to say is weak. Anger leads to the Dark Side young jedi. (Notice I put Dark Side in caps )

I enjoy religion as well. But discussing it with heathens such as yourself is about as entertaining as shitting on the ceiling. Try as hard as you might, but the shit just won't stick. But it is funny when that shit falls back down and hits you in the face. Take that for what you will.

 

[frorider6]

I enjoy religion as well. But discussing it with heathens such as yourself is about as entertaining as shitting on the ceiling. Try as hard as you might, but the shit just won't stick. But it is funny when that shit falls back down and hits you in the face. Take that for what you will.

Funny analogy. But if you're pro religion, wouldn't the only person worth discussing it with be non-religious? Otherwise, you're just "preaching to the choir". And speading the word to non-believers is a fundamental tenant of religion.

Therefore, tossing shit at the ceiling is the only thing worth doing.

 

[spentagn]

Funny analogy. But if you're pro religion, wouldn't the only person worth discussing it with be non-religious? Otherwise, you're just "preaching to the choir". And speading the word to non-believers is a fundamental tenant of religion.

Therefore, tossing shit at the ceiling is the only thing worth doing.

As much as it may be a surprise to you, there are other religions besides the one I practice. There are fundamental differences between denominations worth discussing. And yes, I am familiar with the passage "Go, make disciples of yourselves." And yes, I enjoy discussing my beliefs with non-believers. Frankly, I was not prepared to discuss religion at 10:00 am with a fecalphilia freak.

 

[frorider6]

As much as it may be a surprise to you, there are other religions besides the one I practice. There are fundamental differences between denominations worth discussing. And yes, I am familiar with the passage "Go, make disciples of yourselves." And yes, I enjoy discussing my beliefs with non-believers. Frankly, I was not prepared to discuss religion at 10:00 am with a fecalphilia freak.

Hey buddy, you're the one that brought poop into this!

Okay, you're right, this isn't the place. This is all about DOT's awesome little baby-to-be.

 

[spentagn]

Why is it that the same guys always end up talking about their bowel movements, no matter the original subject of the thread?

Anal love was the original intent of the thread.