Herp Me I Am Prisonah!!!!!

[EYEPEEE]

HORY CRAP NOT MUCH TIME TO GO!!!! I NEED ROUNDEYES HERP!!! MY BRACK FRIENDS IN ATRANTA WERE MADE KILL BY JOHNNY WANG AND HIS EVIR MEN!!! THEY MAKE ME PRISONER OF WAR THEN. I AM BRINDFORDED WITH DENTARFROSS AND MY FINGAHS ARE IN CHINESE HANDCUFF.

I AM ROCKED UP IN A JAIR CELL. I SAY RAST WEEK I NEED ENFORCERS AND EVERY ROUNDEYES MAKES JOKING!! BINGDANG BINDAG!!!!

JOHNNY WANG IS FROM CHINA BUT HE RORRS WITH THE JAPS.....YAKUZA!!!!

HERE IS JOHNNY WANG:

HERE IS THE JOHNNY WANG GANG:

HERE IS A RIST OF THINGS TO SAVE ME:

-MAKE PICTURES OF ME AND POST THEM ON CHINESE FOODS MENUS. MY DESCRIPTION: TINY, YERROW. PUT NEXT TO SPARE RIBS SO EVERYONE CAN ROOK.

-KILL AS MANY YAKUZA AS YOU CAN. THEY HAVE MOTORCYCRES AND SHARP KNIVES. CARR MY FATHAH....HE TELL YOU WHERE GET MOPEDS!!!

ALL THEY FEEDING ME IS WATERCHESTNUTS AND BROCCORI. PREASE BRING ME SOME SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN AND SPIRR OUT YOUR 40 OUNCE BOTTRE OF MART RIQUOR FOR SOME DEAD HOMEEZ.

 

[WODIN]

 

[Lao Tzu]

jesus that was hilarious

 

[rudedawg]

EYEPEEE I feel for ya dude those Chinese handcuffs are a bitch to get out of. I never could when I played with them as a child.

Is that mint dental floss or regular? I prefer that minty fresh taste myself but some don't. To each his own.

What is your fathers number so I can call him to get the 411 on the mopeds?

 

[BILLY BROWN EYE]

I want help, but in big pair bloomers. Skid mark my only friend. Prisoner myself. No doody in two days.

 

[EYEPEEE]

I want help, but in big pair bloomers. Skid mark my only friend. Prisoner myself. No doody in two days.

BIRRY BROWN EYE....WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE ME AND YOU CAN MAKE BUSINESS IN TOIRET.

RUDEDAWG THEY USE MINTY FRAVOR DENTAR FROSS AND NOW MY EYES ARE BURING CROSED.

 

[dballer]

hahahahahaaa

 

[supersizeme]

i laughed, i cried, it was better than Cats

 

[vixenbabe]

Looks like Johnny's Wang is HUNG......

 

[rudedawg]

Looks like Johnny's Wang is HUNG......

I didn't even notice.