Here's One That Perplexes Me . . .

[bigguns7]

Alot (if not most) gay couples have a male role and a female role. Alot of lipstick lesbians love the manly lesbians with the more male characterisitcs, and alot of the queeny homosexual males are attracted to the stronger, more masculine gay males.

Here's my question. If you're a lipstick lesbian, and you are most attracted to lesbians with more male qulaities like broader shoulders, deeper voices, shorter haircuts, etc., then how gay are you in actuality?

Likewise if you're a masculine herterosexual guy, and you're always attracted to girlie little queens with more female characteristics, how gay are you? I mean in the end, you're still looking for female, or female-like companionship, albeit in the form of a male.

Now, two lumberjacks that weigh 250 each, know nothing about fashion, or talk in really deep voices with no lisp, and fuck each other for fun - now THAT is gay.

But not a beautiful petite female that dresses well going after a 200 lb. bull-dike with facial hair, a bowl cut, and a tatoo of a dagger on her 17" bicep. That just ain't that gay if you ask me. That's almost as heterosexual as Billy Bob and Angelina Jolie.

 

[casavant]

I think some of the cute girls that hook up with the dyke chicks have just had enough bad guy experiences that they're trying the other side for a while. I've seen this a few times. I don't know about the others, but I've wondered the same thing.

 

[needleboy]

I don't get it either. I've fucked lots of lebians others were better at fighting me off.

 

[JarHed]

 

[casavant]

I've never been into watching two chicks. Apparently, I'm in the minority among the hetero male population.

 

[bigguns7]

Bump for response from the gay members.

 

[Bullit]

Now, two lumberjacks that weigh 250 each, know nothing about fashion, or talk in really deep voices with no lisp, and fuck each other for fun - now THAT is gay.

Oh, so now you're calling me gay??? C'mon man.. its just a lil' fun. It gets lonely up in the woods. Asshole.

 

[bigguns7]

Re: Re: Here's One That Perplexes Me . . .

Oh, so now you're calling me gay??? C'mon man.. its just a lil' fun. It gets lonely up in the woods. Asshole.

Hey, if the ball-gag fits . . .

 

[havoc]

Being gay is a animalistic perversion, thats all.

 

[WODIN]

BARBER:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.