Here's a true couch potato for ya...

[Tactile]

I don't like to make lite of someone's death, but geeeezzzz. She was a 600 pound woman who had to be surgically removed from her couch from being on it for an estimated 2-5 years.

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

 

[Raina]

Wouldn't you think someone's family would intervene or something and try to take care of the problem before it got to that point?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=336262

 

[BileStew]

Wouldn't you think someone's family would intervene or something and try to take care of the problem before it got to that point?

Maybe they did and she ate 'em?

 

[Testosterone boy]

Hard to believe.

 

[bran987]

are you sure that wasn't from the onion? can't be real. the couch would be full of pee pee and poo poo

 

[Tactile]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=336262

Shit! I even took a glance through the posts so it wouldn't be a repost.

The first thing I thought of was how these people must always have some kind of "enabler" around them, who shops, cooks, cleans, and even (gads) empties a bedpan on a regular basis???

 

[Puddles]

are you sure that wasn't from the onion? can't be real. the couch would be full of pee pee and poo poo

They had to wear protective gear and have fresh air blown in there to get her out. She was going to the bathroom ON the couch. Apparently family members are being questioned for neglect.

 

[bran987]

She was going to the bathroom ON the couch.

ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh like my freshman year roomate, name was jerk bocks

 

[Testosterone boy]

This story is crap.

You have food, dishes, bills, maintenance, sheets, clothes, metabolic by-products etc.

One could not be so motionless that the skin grew into the fabric without severe discomfort. She would wriggle periodically.

Lots of fraud in lauderdale.

 

[bran987]

Lots of fraud in lauderdale.

Fd. Lauderdale?

 

[Testosterone boy]

Fd. Lauderdale?

yea

 

[Razorguns]

what's up with Florida these guys? Are people getting that fucked up over there?? And i thought cali was bad. At least you do'nt read wacky shit out here. Our crime is still pretty run of the mill.