Here is what’s wrong with America.

[WODIN]

Texas is just too fuckin’ big so we need to either A) Slice it up into a bunch of square states like Colorado and Oklahoma or B) kick em out of the union all together. If we kick Texas out then we’ll have a one-time exchange program where all the cool people can move out and all the redneck yahoos can move in.

Main, Rhode Island, Connecticut, Massachusetts, New Hampshire and Vermont are all too damn small. They’re names all suck donkey ass. We merge all of them together and rename it New England. That way the fucking Patriots have a real state.

Delaware, Maryland and West Virginia are merged and renamed “Inbreediania”

We dig a big canal along the borders of Mexico and Canada. That way we have a huge river keeping all those idiots out. You know they can’t swim!

Continuing the big dig idea. We dig a canal around “The South”…no explanation needed.

We nuke Atlanta. All it has ever done is give us shitty programming from Ted Turner Nuke IT!

 

[from zero]

What's wrong with America: you complain too goddamned much. Shut up. Old person.

 

[the nature boy]

no we shouldn't nuke atlant yet. we should save it for later. when some fucked up terrorist tries to pull of some shit, we show them how crazy we are by nuking atlanta. that'll learn em.

 

[WODIN]

What's wrong with America: you complain too goddamned much. Shut up. Old person.

I'm going to use you for box squats and fart on your head!


Damn kids have no respect these days.

 

[from zero]

I'm going to use you for box squats and fart on your head!


Damn kids have no respect these days.

lol

WODIN rules.

 

[jerkbox]

What's wrong with America: you complain too goddamned much. Shut up. Old person.

lol

 

[havoc]

I don't give a flying fuck about a chump whose heart only pumps koolaid, snatch him up by his neck and cut his head off, house of the blind, house of the blind, house of the blind, house of the blind, rhymes are rugged like burnt buildings in Harlem.............

 

[WODIN]

I don't give a flying fuck about a chump whose heart only pumps koolaid, snatch him up by his neck and cut his head off, house of the blind, house of the blind, house of the blind, house of the blind, rhymes are rugged like burnt buildings in Harlem.............

I don't know what this means but I like it.

 

[bluepeter]

lol

but fuck off for the Canada comment

 

[Werd]

Wodin, will you have my baby?

 

[Ffactor]

Best idea Wodette ever had!

 

[WODIN]

Wodin, will you have my baby?

Sure.

 

[Werd]

You gave in too easily.... means you gots some sort of genetic defect.

I think I might have to reconsider my original offer.

 

[hamstershaver]

when wodin was born there were only 13 stars on the flag

 

[WODIN]

You gave in too easily.... means you gots some sort of genetic defect.

I think I might have to reconsider my original offer.

I have a nurple.

 

[WODIN]

when wodin was born there were only 13 stars on the flag

BAH! Flags! Flags ruined this planet.

 

[curling]

As a Texan I say find kick us out of the US that way we don't have to pay the damn high fed income tax to pay for the military. Then we can just sponge off ya'll like Canada does and keep all that money in our pockets. Because if ya'll protect Canada ya'll will definetely protect us. Then we can have our own Texas passports and when people say what country ya from we can say TEXAS!

I love your idea.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Can Texas survive on the cattle industry only once the oil dries up in the Gulf? And if you do secede or are expunged, will we still be able to get Walker, Texas Ranger reruns?

 

[Sebby]

Nothing is wrong with the US. The problem is with everyone else.

 

[WODIN]

As a Texan I say find kick us out of the US that way we don't have to pay the damn high fed income tax to pay for the military. Then we can just sponge off ya'll like Canada does and keep all that money in our pockets. Because if ya'll protect Canada ya'll will definetely protect us. Then we can have our own Texas passports and when people say what country ya from we can say TEXAS!

I love your idea.

Nope...build your own military.

Canada has its own military and so would Texas.

 

[curling]

Can Texas survive on the cattle industry only once the oil dries up in the Gulf? And if you do secede or are expunged, will we still be able to get Walker, Texas Ranger reruns?

We also have big deep ports and lots and lots of oil. And yes we will let you yanks watch Walker...for a fee.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Canada has its own military

I don't think the Toronto Maple Leafs count.

 

[curling]

Nope...build your own military.

Canada has its own military and so would Texas.

Hell no. Why? Do you really think the US govt would let somebody invade us? Ha. Think again wodie.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

We also have big deep ports and lots and lots of oil. And yes we will let you yanks watch Walker...for a fee.

If you legalize peyote to the public and form a culture based on Tejano music, I'm coming down! Isn't Dallas a bunch of relocated Yanks anyways?

 

[curling]

If you legalize peyote to the public and form a culture based on Tejano music, I'm coming down! Isn't Dallas a bunch of relocated Yanks anyways?

As Bob Barker would say, "Come on down"
Plus we got tequilla made just over are border.

 

[john937]

When Texas joined the U.S. there was a provision in the document reserving the right for Texas to divide into as many as 5 states if it choose to do so later.
The trouble is no other city wants to be in the same state as Houston.

 

[curling]

When Texas joined the U.S. there was a provision in the document reserving the right for Texas to divide into as many as 5 states if it choose to do so later.
The trouble is no other city wants to be in the same state as Houston.

That is wild. I sure hope we never do that. I mean Texas has such a cool shape it is probably the coolest piece of land with its boundries in the world. Italies boot being second.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

That is wild. I sure hope we never do that. I mean Texas has such a cool shape it is probably the coolest piece of land with its boundries in the world. Italies boot being second.

Are you joking? Texas is shaped like Jerkbox with a turtlehead poking out from its nether-regions.

 

[Werd]

I have a nurple.

I gots me one of them m'self so that's ok.

Anything else I oughtta know about before I put my offer back on the table?!

 

[Fina Junkie]

I agree about the canal around the southern states. It will keep all you fucking yankees out of our great states. We will, however, have to import people from Europe at least once every 10 years to keep imbreeding to a minimum.

 

[Mr. dB]

We nuke Atlanta. All it has ever done is give us shitty programming from Ted Turner Nuke IT!

Sherman had the right idea in the 1860s.

 

[Y_lifter]

So, are you saying that Florida becomes an Island State like
Hawaii ?

How are you gonna get good Cigars and O.J. ?
You won't be able to drive to Disney World in your Mini Van.

 

[WODIN]

Hell no. Why? Do you really think the US govt would let somebody invade us? Ha. Think again wodie.

In a heart beat!

 

[Mr. dB]

Re: Re: Here is what’s wrong with America.

Sherman had the right idea in the 1860s.

Lets get Dballer out of there before we nuke the place though.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Hell no. Why? Do you really think the US govt would let somebody invade us? Ha. Think again wodie.

Am I naive, or hasn't Texas been under wetback invasion for years now?

 

[Y_lifter]

Am I naive, or hasn't Texas been under wetback invasion for years now?

No, they just never left when told to...
Squatters rights I guess

 

[WODIN]

So, are you saying that Florida becomes an Island State like
Hawaii ?

How are you gonna get good Cigars and O.J. ?
You won't be able to drive to Disney World in your Mini Van.

We'll have ferry transports across the great canals. This should also dramaticly reduce the snow birds on I-95. See its all good!!!!


In 2010 we nuke Disney world or force the Russians to take it in a trade deal.

 

[tiger88]

i like cabo area and rocky point of mexico


places fit me well



but it would be cool to live there

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by WODIN
In 2010 we nuke Disney world or force the Russians to take it in a trade deal.

Give me a heads up before you strike the M Kingdom, so I can go
tear up the chick that plays the Alice in Wonderland character

 

[FreeballinDC]

I see that the line between Jersey and Pennsylvania has been eliminated too.

What's the explanation for that?

Pennajersey? Jerseyvania?

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

bwahahahahaha

Everything is bigger and better in Texas - and you know this!

 

[WODIN]

I see that the line between Jersey and Pennsylvania has been eliminated too.

What's the explanation for that?

Pennajersey? Jerseyvania?

Jerksylvania.



Good idea! I'll work up another make with merged states.

LOL!!!

 

[Forge]

I see that the line between Jersey and Pennsylvania has been eliminated too.

What's the explanation for that?

Pennajersey? Jerseyvania?

As if the tolls in Jersey aren't bad enough, can you imagine if they were all throughout PA like that? I wouldn't be able to afford to drive...