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Here is the REAL death test--date and all!
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Newbie2building
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March 26, 2048
at the age of 79 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (44%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Confusion (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12337979 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 224703 people claim to have leprosy.
at the age of 79 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (44%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Confusion (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12337979 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 224703 people claim to have leprosy.
I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 26, 2031
at the age of 3987 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (28%)
Cancer (19%)
Homicide (13%)
Drowning (5%)
I hope It's in a bloody gun battle! Then I can use that scarface line... Say hello to my little friend. I hope they all laugh at my decreped aged pee pee, that should give me enough time to unload an uzi into most of them. HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 26, 2031
at the age of 3987 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (28%)
Cancer (19%)
Homicide (13%)
Drowning (5%)
I hope It's in a bloody gun battle! Then I can use that scarface line... Say hello to my little friend. I hope they all laugh at my decreped aged pee pee, that should give me enough time to unload an uzi into most of them. HA HA HA HA!!!!!
thebabydoc
New member
I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 24, 2050
at the age of 83 years old.
That would make me the youngest in my family. Oh well, I guess what they say is true...life sucks and then you die. I just didn't think it would take 83 freakin' years!
Did anyone/everyone else get the day after their birthday?
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 24, 2050
at the age of 83 years old.
That would make me the youngest in my family. Oh well, I guess what they say is true...life sucks and then you die. I just didn't think it would take 83 freakin' years!
Did anyone/everyone else get the day after their birthday?
you guys are lucky....i am expected tyo die on
may 4 2019 at 40 years old
http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/death.cgi
may 4 2019 at 40 years old
http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/death.cgi
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