Help!!!! Need Excuses.....

[toga22]

A good friend of mine has asked me to be Maid-of-Honor in her wedding. Tonight they are having a stuffy engagement party.......which I am dreading to go to. I need a good excuse to give her as to why I need to cut out of the party early..........

(Hey, at least I am going ........)


Any Ideas?

 

[Austin316]

tell her Earnie isn't feeling so good and you can't leave him alone too long

 

[spongebob]

tell her that you have prior committments that are really none of her biz-wax.

 

[toga22]

Hey Guys!!!


How are my 2 favorite night Shifters doing? I miss you guys!!

~toga

 

[Austin316]

u have lots of work or something? I have talked to u more during the day time as of late lol

 

[spongebob]

Hey Guys!!!


How are my 2 favorite night Shifters doing? I miss you guys!!

~toga

im getting ready to go to work tonight, so i will not be able to participate in tonights festivities.

 

[the nature boy]

what about work? you always have crazy work hours.

 

[toga22]

u have lots of work or something? I have talked to u more during the day time as of late lol

Ugggghhhhhh.....Unfortunately "Work" is turning into my new name. I need a new hobby!!! LOL.....

 

[toga22]

im getting ready to go to work tonight, so i will not be able to participate in tonights festivities.

Awwww....Spongebob!! We must be on opposite "weekend off" schedules......You are back and I still never see you!!!

 

[spongebob]

what about work? you always have crazy work hours.

pimping aint easy.

 

[Austin316]

work is no fun.. I just got up 90 minutes ago, first good sleep in 5 days, thought I was starting to turn into a toga only getting 10 hours in 3 days, thats not like me lol

 

[toga22]

what about work? you always have crazy work hours.

OMG!!!!

I feel so privledged, "THE Nature Boy" posted on my thread!!


*hands are getting sweaty, mouth is getting dry, trying to act cool*

So how are you doing Sweetie!!


~toga

 

[spongebob]

Awwww....Spongebob!! We must be on opposite "weekend off" schedules......You are back and I still never see you!!!

damn. well i have two more nights and then its off for a week

 

[Austin316]

OMG!!!!

I feel so privledged, "THE Nature Boy" posted on my thread!!


*hands are getting sweaty, mouth is getting dry, trying to act cool*

So how are you doing Sweetie!!


~toga

LOL, he isn';t even a king like me.... You don't get like that when someone as important as myself posts on your threads

lol, jk

 

[toga22]

work is no fun.. I just got up 90 minutes ago, first good sleep in 5 days, thought I was starting to turn into a toga only getting 10 hours in 3 days, thats not like me lol

Austin!! LOL......my sleep schedule really isn't one to be copied!!

If you don't get enough sleep you will go crazy...

and people will think you are one of us freaks from Wisconsin...


~toga

 

[spongebob]

well i hate to leave when everybody is here, but toodleloo.

p.s. wheres phatchik lately? and dont screw wit me austin.

 

[Austin316]

well i hate to leave when everybody is here, but toodleloo.

p.s. wheres phatchik lately? and dont screw wit me austin.

she went home for the weekend

ANd no I would never want to screw you, you SICK FREEAAKKK

 

[toga22]

LOL, he isn';t even a king like me.... You don't get like that when someone as important as myself posts on your threads

lol, jk

Sorry.....let me try this again......*clears throat*


BOW DOWN Peasants!!

The Honarable KING AUSTIN has entered the thread!!!!

*toga rolls out the red carpet and throws rose petals at his feet*


Better?!?!

 

[Austin316]

Much better thank you

 

[toga22]

well i hate to leave when everybody is here, but toodleloo.

Hmph.......gotta leave so soon!?!?!

 

[Austin316]

check your PMs toga

 

[toga22]

Much better thank you

Whew!!!!!

*toga wipes sweat off brow*

That was close....don't want to piss off THE KING AUSTIN......





~btw....... How do you like my smile?! No more holes!!

 

[polarpixie]

Tell her you've gotta go comfort a friend who's going thru a heartbreak. She can't get mad at you for that!

 

[Austin316]

that is why I want u to check your PMs my dear

 

[toga22]

that is why I want u to check your PMs my dear

.......Sorry!! Done!!

 

[toga22]

YooHoo........KING AUSTIN!!!!



Your PM Box is full.......Can you have one of the peasants empty it please?!

~toga

 

[Austin316]

just got done clearing it.. sorry about that

send again

 

[the nature boy]

OMG!!!!

I feel so privledged, "THE Nature Boy" posted on my thread!!


*hands are getting sweaty, mouth is getting dry, trying to act cool*

So how are you doing Sweetie!!


~toga

aw shucks darling! I miss ya.

PM me some time. Let me know how you're doing.

And let us know how the wedding reception goes, I wanna know if you'll be cutting a rug or not. I love weddings!!! especially if I'm not the one getting married!

 

[toga22]

aw shucks darling! I miss ya.

PM me some time. Let me know how you're doing.

And let us know how the wedding reception goes, I wanna know if you'll be cutting a rug or not. I love weddings!!! especially if I'm not the one getting married!

The wedding isn't until the beginning of June. They are quite the "snotty fu-fu" kind of couple so it should be quite the event, From the way it looks, and by the cost of my dress alone it appears they are going all out.....

Wanna be my escort?......I had originally planned on taking my main man Captain Morgan, but my friend informed me that he is not invited....LOL.

She has watched the movie "28 days" one too many times...



~toga

 

[Austin316]

How did tonight go? and check your PM again dear

 

[bondgirl2217]

GO FOR A WHILE , THEN SAY YOU ARE NOT FEELING WELL.. THIS WILL GET YOU OUT OF THE QUESTIONS OF WHERE YOU WERE.. AND GIVE YO AN EXCUSE OF WHY YOU ARE LEAVING FROM THE RECEPTION IF YOU WANT TOO..

 

[gotmilk]

They are quite the "snotty fu-fu" kind of couple
~toga

I hate fu-fu's.

 

[danielson]

friend just called me....and he/she broke down in a bad neigbourhood/house has been burgled/had their wallet stolen

and you have to go