Help me get to 500

[HG Pennypacker]

I usually don't do this type of shameless posting, but what the hey. Being that I lost those 26 posts from the Style Fashion and Grooming Board, i'm a little short of enough posts for an avatar. So you can all help me out.

Ask me a question, i'll give you an answer and i'll call you a flaming jackass.

Who's in?

 

[beastboy]

Who are you?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Who are you?

I'm HG Pennypacker. A strong, proud black woman.

You're a flaming jackass.

 

[PatsFan34]

Why is your cock so small?

 

[slickdadd]

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Why is your cock so small?

Genetics. But the Patriots suck, so everything evens out.

You're a flaming jackass.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

Peter Potomos.

You're a flaming jackass.

 

[beastboy]

Genetics.

I was thinking more along the lines of gender.

 

[slickdadd]

Why do turds have such a bad rep?

weeeeee this is fun

 

[beastboy]

Can I see pics of your wife?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Why do turds have such a bad rep?

weeeeee this is fun

It is a shame, because retarded people should be accepted just like you and I.

You're still flaming jackass.

 

[PatsFan34]

What's the molecular weight(MW) of Boron???

 

[Nathan]

What makes a good sandwich great?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

It is a shame, because retarded people should be accepted just like you and I.

You're still flaming jackass.

hehe....i'm embarrased. I thought you said "tards". My bad.

 

[gymtime]

How's the herpes?

 

[slickdadd]

hehe....i'm embarrased. I thought you said "tards". My bad.

I win! Viva la turds!

 

[HG Pennypacker]

What's the molecular weight(MW) of Boron???

Somewhere around 11.

You're a flaming jackass.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Can I see pics of your wife?

Yes. But then I would have to kill me.

You're more of a flaming jackass than the rest.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

What makes a good sandwich great?

Head cheese.

You're a flaming jackass.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

How's the herpes?

It spread to my buttocks.

You're a flaming jackass.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I can't help you.
you can only help yourself.

 

[beastboy]

What is a flaming jackass?

 

[PatsFan34]

Somewhere around 11.

You're a flaming jackass.

You must have looked that up, cause there's no way in Balls you knew that!!!

 

[Bullit]

How is it possible for a mere mortal to be as good lookin as HI?
Isnt such beatuy usually reserved soley for the gods?

 

[PoyeBoy]

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck?

 

[gymtime]

It spread to my buttocks.

You're a flaming jackass.

Spread FROM your buttocks most likely........dick smoker.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

I can't help you.
you can only help yourself.

That's not a question.

Please ram your head into the ass of the biggest, fattest female co-worker you can find.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

What is a flaming jackass?

Look in the mirror.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

You must have looked that up, cause there's no way in Balls you knew that!!!

I have a periodic table of elements on the wall in my office.

 

[CYBERNIGG]

Now you want to post stupid shit to get to 500! I tried to help out this morning and you did nothing. But its all good....
ASSCLOWN!

 

[HappyScrappy]

I have a periodic table of elements on the wall in my office.

me too! well, the office part of my apartment.
it has a pixelated picture of einstein behind it and some quote of his.

my dad gave it to me when I was little - he got it from some conference he went to when he worked at Merck.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

How is it possible for a mere mortal to be as good a pole smoker as HI?
Isnt such talent usually reserved soley for the gods?

a) lots of practice
b) yes....usually

 

[beastboy]

me too! well, the office part of my apartment.
it has a pixelated picture of einstein behind it and some quote of his.

my dad gave it to me when I was little - he got it from some conference he went to when he worked at Merck.

Pardon me, but where is the question in this reply?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck?

2.13 cords

 

[sigweed]

whats cooler. jock-worn brazillian thongs, or naked chicks?