Help me create the corniest pickup line...

[PsychoSkitz]

The girls name is Heather.

My best work so far is something along the lines of...

"Since everything in the Bible involves the #7,
God must've misspelled Heather when he came up with Heaven."

In case you missed the point it is the fact that Heather has 7 letters.

Pretty damn lame huh? Is it too subtle? Anything better?



Remember, the name of the game is LAME.

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

"Since everything in the Bible involves the #7,
God must've misspelled Heather when he came up with Heaven."

LOL

 

[talonracer]

Heather-"Your a piece of ass I wanna fuck you"

Too strong??

 

[bouncer]

"Heather ya fat fuck, if there's a party in your mouth, I wanna cum"

Too strong too ?

Bouncer

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

"I like your. . ." *pause for a second* "[insert wack noun here]"

suggestions:

tooth
bangs
mullet
pupils
epidermus
femur
split-ends

 

[Binky]

How About.....

Fuck me if I'm wrong,but
aren't you barry bonds????

 

[AAP]

How about "Damn, I want to be your ex lover."

 

[PsychoSkitz]

Haha Binky!

 

[MommaKin]

"Just page me....ok?"

 

[Garza]

Heyyyy baby......do you like "buff" guys? I work out!